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      10-23-2015, 05:26 PM   #771
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5 questions, 792 answers, all leading back to sex.
lol I tried to throw some randos in there but yea... all lead back to sex or twisted in some way to end up discussing sex

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      10-23-2015, 05:26 PM   #772
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When a guy bottoms out, is that a turn on or painful?
lol great first post
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lol great first post
Do people realize that only takes like 4 inches lol...?

The vaginal cavity is like 4 inches deep lol.
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      10-23-2015, 05:30 PM   #774
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Do people realize that only takes like 4 inches lol...?

The vaginal cavity is like 4 inches deep lol.
Depends on the chick. Some can take a mag light with 4 d batteries just fine.
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Depends on the chick. Some can take a mag light with 6V batteries just fine.
Buahahah... ftfy
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      10-23-2015, 05:36 PM   #778
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lol great first post
Thanks - reckon, we should know the truth.
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wrong thread.
I have no idea how I managed to do that!

Okay, nap time here, wede will talk hair brushes with me anywhere, he wont mind!
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When a guy bottoms out, is that a turn on or painful?
If the guy uses his dick like he is trying to stab you with it, then it can be painful. Otherwise: Keep eating those penis growing vegetables!
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When a guy bottoms out, is that a turn on or painful?
If you're serious, it will hurt very much (so I hear) if you hit the cervix. You are otherwise okay.
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It seems most women would rather be the pursuee than the pursuer when it comes to guys, yet get upset when they get hit on all the time. My theory is most women enjoy or at least don't mind being hit on as long as it is a guy they are attracted to.

So my question is, how often to you get hit on by guys and what do you do if you are not interested?
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If the guy uses his dick like he is trying to stab you with it, then it can be painful. Otherwise: Keep eating those penis growing vegetables!
Age, sensitivity, and a connection kills the desire to stab your lady. Although, whiskey dick can be problematic.

Never used vegetables - your recommendation? Although, I have heard that if a man walks around with a midget hanging from his dick, it will get longer. Never tried that one though
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If you're serious, it will hurt very much (so I hear) if you hit the cervix. You are otherwise okay.
Thank you
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Age, sensitivity, and a connection kills the desire to stab your lady. Although, whiskey dick can be problematic.

Never used vegetables - your recommendation? Although, I have heard that if a man walks around with a midget hanging from his dick, it will get longer. Never tried that one though
Lol!

Well, its good for the body to eat veggies, and hamburgers are bad for ya so...

Yeah, I was stretching that one a bit for sure.
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      10-23-2015, 06:05 PM   #786
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It seems most women would rather be the pursuee than the pursuer when it comes to guys, yet get upset when they get hit on all the time. My theory is most women enjoy or at least don't mind being hit on as long as it is a guy they are attracted to.

So my question is, how often to you get hit on by guys and what do you do if you are not interested?
I get hit on all the damn time for someone who does not look like Adriana Lima. It depends on the situation.

Starbucks barista flirting and giving me free drinks: I will be friendly as I normally would be, but not flirt back.

Douchebag in airport bar who thought it would be a good idea to tell me about how much he respects Floyd Mayweather while asking to hang out: I will usually give some sass back, or completely refuse to acknowledge that they said anything flirtatious and carry on as usual.

I am also a really awful liar and way too nice for my own good, so I've very reluctantly given out my phone number because I didn't know what else to say, and then I just ignore their texts and calls until they do things like send me dick pictures saying "this is wot u miss." I ignore that, too.
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What are you ladies' thoughts on the reinstatement of the Ex-Im Bank of the US?

Its existence has been largely beneficial to US export markets, particularly in aviation and aerospace, a market the US currently leads. Do you foresee emerging markets tipping the balance of trade in their favor if exporters lose the backing of the bank?
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What are you ladies' thoughts on the reinstatement of the Ex-Im Bank of the US?

Its existence has been largely beneficial to US export markets, particularly in aviation and aerospace, a market the US currently leads. Do you foresee emerging markets tipping the balance of trade in their favor if exporters lose the backing of the bank?
Not hugely familiar, but not really a fan - I'm also not a proponent of the Fed, so take that how you will. Broken window fallacy, as far as I see it.
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It seems most women would rather be the pursuee than the pursuer when it comes to guys, yet get upset when they get hit on all the time. My theory is most women enjoy or at least don't mind being hit on as long as it is a guy they are attracted to.

So my question is, how often to you get hit on by guys and what do you do if you are not interested?
It totally depends on how he makes his move. A sweet guy bought me flowers a few months ago and asked me out in the grocery store and I was really kind to him. Really, I can do that too.

... Then there are the mofos with egos that match mine and who keep pushing my buttons and my mind goes blank and get serve myself yet an other "why the fuck did you have to crush his soul" moments.

..and then there are those with no sense of humor/ I haven't had my coffee and then I just make the whole situation as uncomfortable as possible to everyone.

I don't know how often I get hit on. A few dozen times per week? I'm good at not paying any attention since men have annoyed me to death since I was abt 14. Fucking blonde genes.
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Yeah, I was stretching that one a bit for sure.
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Not hugely familiar, but not really a fan - I'm also not a proponent of the Fed, so take that how you will. Broken window fallacy, as far as I see it.
So you disapprove on the ideological grounds that it isn't the government's place to interfere in the marketplace?

I disagree with the broken window fallacy, isn't that precisely the goal of these institutions?
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My first post on this so I will be modest here

Why do girls shave off their eyebrows and the draw them back with a pencil. Walk around looking surprised all the time
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