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      01-06-2018, 02:48 PM   #771
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The dude that walks on treadmill with 5lb dumbbells doing curls shoulder presses while walking...

Of course he has a bandana and a pear shape body
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I'm gonna go curl in the squat rack today. Maybe work up to 5s on each side.
Don’t you dare......lol
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      01-06-2018, 03:57 PM   #773
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Don’t you dare......lol
Fuck it I always do. Did today. Wasn't blocking anyone.
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      01-06-2018, 04:05 PM   #774
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Today, an annoying ego lifter decided to set up shop next to me- and embarrassed himself infront of his girl.

Mind you- today was shoulders/bis/tris- so I was warming up with pyramids (dumb bell shoulder press) to top set of 6 (usually 50s, 65s, 80s, 95s, 115s) and this dude shows up while I'm hitting the 65s and he goes 70. I ignored it at first- then i went to 80s and he went to 85s with TERRIBLE form- and I was like "let's put jr to bed"

Skipped the 95s, straight to the 115s.

Homeboy left with his tail between his legs and his girl was wet after seeing a real lifter.
How could you knew it that she was wet ?
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How could you knew it that she was wet ?
Dude went straight to the 115's bro (skipping the 95's), course she was wet.
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      01-07-2018, 06:20 PM   #776
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Dude went straight to the 115's bro (skipping the 95's), course she was wet.
Perhaps under her arms ?
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      01-07-2018, 07:25 PM   #777
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Dude went straight to the 115's bro (skipping the 95's), course she was wet.
Perhaps under her arms ?
Nah brah.

The pussy man. The pussy.

It winked at me and everything.
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      01-07-2018, 07:27 PM   #778
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Nah brah.

The pussy man. The pussy.

It winked at me and everything.
lol...did it do the Miley Cyrus and stick her tongue to the side
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Nah brah.

The pussy man. The pussy.

It winked at me and everything.
Don't recycle my lines
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Nah brah.

The pussy man. The pussy.

It winked at me and everything.
Don't recycle my lines
Maybe you're too old to remember American pie.

Go back to squatting in the smith machine, BRO.
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Just look at last page don't need to go back to American pie
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Just look at last page don't need to go back to American pie
I haven't kept up with this thread day by day, sorry. Have a life.

Why can't pussys wink at us all? Eeeesh, selfish much.
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Nah brah.

The pussy man. The pussy.

It winked at me and everything.
Wherever it was , wet is good !
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I haven't kept up with this thread day by day, sorry. Have a life.

Why can't pussys wink at us all? Eeeesh, selfish much.
It can, you are just dreaming again though
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I haven't kept up with this thread day by day, sorry. Have a life.

Why can't pussys wink at us all? Eeeesh, selfish much.
It can, you are just dreaming again though
Wink. Pussy. Me.
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Lol not even.

We're both Seattleites. Talking shit to one another is our way of saying I love you, no homo bro.
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Lol not even.

We're both Seattleites. Talking shit to one another is our way of saying I love you, no homo bro.
Haha got it
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sooooo just left the gym and i'm here at work because this thread is about "Things that annoy you at the gym"

so a "NEW" New Year Resolutioner (if that's a word) was doing dumbell bench presses on the bench next to me and clearly he's never worked out at the gym before. Now i'm all about people joining the gym and making themselves better for the physical and health side of things But this guy trys and attemps to do flat dumbell bench presses with 65lbs. I'm next to him doing skull crushers and all of a sudden i hear this thump next to me mid set as he just drops the weight next to me and i feel the dumbell roll up on my foot. Now mind you all the guys around us clearly saw this and were like "oh damn, it's about to get real up in here!" i sit up look over at the dude and he just looks at me like "what?" I slipped my Beats Studio down around my neck and said "Dude, really?" as i'm looking down at the dumbell on my foot. this Mother effer just goes "oh" and grabs and rolls the dumbell back over to his side. Not even a "Sorry" not even some type of an apology i'm looking at the guys around me who are pretty much regulars and i dropped that 80lb barbell to the ground and one of the La Fitness Trainers saw what happened and he jumped in. Now all i did was stand up and drop the weight. i did not come at him...i wanted to do the Keele and Peele


but i just kept it inside and the La Fitness Trainer had to talk to him to the side. The trainer apologized for the guy and i told him "hey man, all he had to do was apologize...that's it!"

anyways, that dude just walked off to the other side of the gym and i just carried on
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People wearing "under armor" gear...they all think they are big shots...!!! come on really??
Under Armor is pretty typical here. A lot of guys including myself will wear either tank tops or stringers. i really tried wearing just a regular tshirt and that just got itchy and sweaty and i felt like it was just restricting my movements.
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Under Armor is pretty typical here. A lot of guys including myself will wear either tank tops or stringers. i really tried wearing just a regular tshirt and that just got itchy and sweaty and i felt like it was just restricting my movements.
dude I know...that brand is big everywhere... not sure why?? People wears it nowadays just to feel they cool I guess...
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