Ask a girl anything?

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There is too much fail here to even gather up all the quotes.... holy hell.

Biorin 2 things prevent me from more leg-humping, but I will apologize in advance - wait three things...

1) I don't want to be too slow and accidentally hump Verbiage . He's been in the vicinity.
2) Wife
3) The one I almost forgot... I am old... my son is your age. Not Verbiage , my legitimate one.
Oh... and bonus...
4) Respect

5) and this chair... that is AAAAALLLL I need.

It was good up until the lie.

MKSixer · 04-06-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can I be Dauntless?

(Sorry, I have a teenage daughter... of course I know this crap.)

Lol, we just saw it over the weekend.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Okay we can now be friends... The OT is full of non crispy bacon lovers... Friendships were broken that day (looking at you, ASBSECU E93 ) lines were drawn, factions were created... It was a blood bath...

yoandry · 04-06-2016, 03:07 PM

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It was good up until the lie.

Sorry... got carried away... oddly, the was likely the most leg-humping-esque part of the whole thing. What I meant was...
5) Cuz I don't care about you... bros before hos!

shoei · 04-06-2016, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There is too much fail here to even gather up all the quotes.... holy hell.

Biorin 2 things prevent me from more leg-humping, but I will apologize in advance - wait three things...

1) I don't want to be too slow and accidentally hump Verbiage . He's been in the vicinity.
2) Wife
3) The one I almost forgot... I am old... my son is your age. Not Verbiage , my legitimate one.
Oh... and bonus...
4) Respect

5) and this chair... that is AAAAALLLL I need.

It was good up until the lie.

So mean today... Either your bike shorts gave you a nasty wedgie today or a jogger got in the way of your bike riding today...

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 03:08 PM

ITT: We all discover jtodd_fl is trying to act respectable towards the girls of the forum. But we all know he's sliding into their PMs looking for nudes.

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 03:09 PM

Mention fail.

shoei · 04-06-2016, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

Okay we can now be friends... The OT is full of non crispy bacon lovers... Friendships were broken that day (looking at you, ASBSECU E93 ) lines were drawn, factions were created... It was a blood bath...

No peeing in the garden, however.

If I mark my territory, it may keep The Verbiages and The Axiuses away from said daughter...

Just sayin'...

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can I be Dauntless?

(Sorry, I have a teenage daughter... of course I know this crap.)

Bro, you just piqued the ears of a bunch of Uncles.

https://video.yahoo.com/myspace-000000486.html

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

ITT: We all discover jtodd_fl is trying to act respectable towards the girls of the forum. But we all know he's sliding into their PMs looking for nudes.

There are none, goddammit... wait... I mean... Mr.SugarSkulls told me there were none... even though I didn't ask. I am watching instructional/realistic movies over again though to see if I can pick up some skills. Apparently, bimmette 's password is not "Joshua"... and Biorin did not use a finger print for her iPhone so the latent I grabbed from her glass after her dinner out didn't help...

Damn movies...

I also tried to enhance. enhance. ENHANCE! on some pictures, but nothing.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

So mean today... Either your bike shorts gave you a nasty wedgie today or a jogger got in the way of your bike riding today...

Mostly likely because i have to ride 40 miles today and it's friggin windy.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Sorry... got carried away... oddly, the was likely the most leg-humping-esque part of the whole thing. What I meant was...
5) Cuz I don't care about you... bros before hos!

lol

Biorin · 04-06-2016, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There is too much fail here to even gather up all the quotes.... holy hell.

Biorin 2 things prevent me from more leg-humping, but I will apologize in advance - wait three things...

1) I don't want to be too slow and accidentally hump Verbiage . He's been in the vicinity.
2) Wife
3) The one I almost forgot... I am old... my son is your age. Not Verbiage , my legitimate one.
Oh... and bonus...
4) Respect

5) and this chair... that is AAAAALLLL I need.

This was not intended as a complaint about the lack of leg humping.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mostly likely because i have to ride 40 miles today and it's friggin windy.

I have found that we Floridians get VERY LITTLE weather sympathy. Maybe a little from So Cal, but not normally.

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There are none, goddammit... wait... I mean... Mr.SugarSkulls told me there were none... even though I didn't ask. I am watching instructional/realistic movies over again though to see if I can pick up some skills. Apparently, bimmette 's password is not "Joshua"... and Biorin did not use a finger print for her iPhone so the latent I grabbed from her glass after her dinner out didn't help...

Damn movies...

I also tried to enhance. enhance. ENHANCE! on some pictures, but nothing.

Damn. You put in way more work than I expected. You creepy, SOB.

Lups · 04-06-2016, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

My dad and cars together issues were solved by him kicking the bucket. Before that I had big issues with his cars.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Shhhhh...don't scare them away!

Jeez.

lol

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Shoei is my bro.

I doubt it, he happens to be one of the sanest people I know. A good friend to have though.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn. You put in way more work than I expected. You creepy, SOB.

By the way, can you give the significant other a text when you are about 10 minutes from home. When you signed out of iCloud, you turned off the geofencing...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 03:19 PM

Lol sure dad, no leg humping.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 03:20 PM

Can people change or once a hoe always a hoe?

shoei · 04-06-2016, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

So mean today... Either your bike shorts gave you a nasty wedgie today or a jogger got in the way of your bike riding today...

Mostly likely because i have to ride 40 miles today and it's friggin windy.

Couldn't hear you crying through the wind?

Meanwhile, it's like snowing in other states and you're crying about a little wind... If it's any consolation, it's 79 here today... But may rain this weekend... Waiting for weather warning for floods now... Damn SoCal...

shoei · 04-06-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol sure dad, no leg humping.

Lmfao !!!!

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