[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

By the way, can you give the significant other a text when you are about 10 minutes from home. When you signed out of iCloud, you turned off the geofencing...

Good try. You're the one that advised me not to bang my engaged 9/10 admin girl so you know there's no significant other.

Anyway, tell the misses I said hello.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol sure dad, no leg humping.

Haha... I wondered if that would work. I saw that it didn't react, so I kept clicking. Too funny. OMG... that looks so bad. Haha...

By the way... according to that quiz, I, too, am 73% black. So there.

Edit: Also, you win this round. That was perfect... I am dying over here.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

If I mark my territory, it may keep The Verbiages and The Axiuses away from said daughter...

Just sayin'...

My ever growing collection of high performance cars and firearms will take care of this...

They are family anyway and I'm not THAT far in the sticks down here!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha... I wondered if that would work. I saw that it didn't react, so I kept clicking. Too funny. OMG... that looks so bad. Haha...

By the way... according to that quiz, I, too, am 73% black. So there.

Edit: Also, you win this round. That was perfect... I am dying over here.

I gotcha!


Whenever the button doesn't react immediately, I tend to just let it sit until the action registers.



Just like with women.

[UncleWede]

Sorry, I've been out trying to repaint the "Free Candy" mural in rainbow on the side of my van, Verbiage doesn't come by any more for drinkypoos.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

My ever growing collection of high performance cars and firearms will take care of this...

They are family anyway and I'm not THAT far in the sticks down here!!

If/when you get a Ferrari, would you step up to a Brioni shotgun and suit to match?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

If/when you get a Ferrari, would you step up to a Brioni shotgun and suit to match?

Not a huge F-Car fan...only a couple tickle my fancy. No on the Brioni shotgun and suit. If I could ever afford a Purdy...different story!!

I have a guy here for custom...real custom not that made-to-measure BS that passes for custom. Access to the best fabrics and perennially listed on the Top 100 Tailors in America list.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Sorry, I've been out trying to repaint the "Free Candy" mural in rainbow on the side of my van, Verbiage doesn't come by any more for drinkypoos.

Don't forget the unicorn's and ice-cream cones as well!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by US///M3

Can people change or once a hoe always a hoe?

I think we'd have to figure out what constitutes a hoe. 1 guy for each year of life? 2 guys for each year? ??

Say if 20 dudes by age 20 makes you a hoe, does that mean you're not a hoe if you only add 1 more dude through age 40? What if you add 10 more dudes by age 40 but don't want to dye a hoe and only add 2 more dudes by death at age 80 bringing your average down to 1/3 dudes per year. This might be help women who kind of want to be a hoe but not be labeled a hoe stay right under the hoe standard. Some may bank a few dudes thinking they'll go without any more guys for a few years. But that's some risky shit, ain't no one wanna die a hoe.

Originally Posted by shoei

Couldn't hear you crying through the wind?

Meanwhile, it's like snowing in other states and you're crying about a little wind... If it's any consolation, it's 79 here today... But may rain this weekend... Waiting for weather warning for floods now... Damn SoCal...

Temps are about the same here. 35% chance of rain towards the end of my ride. But for us, that just means it settles down the pollen a little bit and some people can actually breath for a few hours.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not a huge F-Car fan...only a couple tickle my fancy. No on the Brioni shotgun and suit. If I could ever afford a Purdy...different story!!

I have a guy here for custom...real custom not that made-to-measure BS that passes for custom. Access to the best fabrics and perennially listed on the Top 100 Tailors in America list.

I used to have a guy in HK too. But lost touch after I stopped working on the Street. He wasn't on the list but had Zegna Super 120s fabrics. Tropical wool was my favorite.

Now I have to buy....off the rack. Ted Baker and Z Zegna.

[Mywifes335]

Btw Gilt has Brioni ties on sale today.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I used to have a guy in HK too. But lost touch after I stopped working on the Street. He wasn't on the list but arrived Zegna Super 120s fabrics. Tropical wool was my favorite.

Now I have to buy....off the rack. Ted Baker and Z Zegna.

I have a chalk-striped suit made of the Zegna Super 120. You can wring the crap out of it and it looks freshly pressed. When unpacked just snap it 2x and it looks fantastic. Unreal!

Have you tried Canali off-the-rack? I think that you'd love it. On a diff note, I lived in Las Colinas before my daughter was born.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think we'd have to figure out what constitutes a hoe. 1 guy for each year of life? 2 guys for each year? ??

Say if 20 dudes by age 20 makes you a hoe, does that mean you're not a hoe if you only add 1 more dude through age 40? What if you add 10 more dudes by age 40 but don't want to dye a hoe and only add 2 more dudes by death at age 80 bringing your average down to 1/3 dudes per year. This might be help women who kind of want to be a hoe but not be labeled a hoe stay right under the hoe standard. Some may bank a few dudes thinking they'll go without any more guys for a few years. But that's some risky shit, ain't no one wanna die a hoe.

Temps are about the same here. 35% chance of rain towards the end of my ride. But for us, that just means it settles down the pollen a little bit and some people can actually breath for a few hours.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think we'd have to figure out what constitutes a hoe. 1 guy for each year of life? 2 guys for each year? ??

Say if 20 dudes by age 20 makes you a hoe, does that mean you're not a hoe if you only add 1 more dude through age 40? What if you add 10 more dudes by age 40 but don't want to dye a hoe and only add 2 more dudes by death at age 80 bringing your average down to 1/3 dudes per year. This might be help women who kind of want to be a hoe but not be labeled a hoe stay right under the hoe standard. Some may bank a few dudes thinking they'll go without any more guys for a few years. But that's some risky shit, ain't no one wanna die a hoe.

Two things jumped out at me here and made me LOL kind of a lot.

1. I envision someone literally trying to dye a ho (although, I truly enjoyed your adoption of the epic spelling of OP). I was wondering... dip dye? Tie dye?

2. I was also imaging the 1/3 dude. I suppose we know at least which 1/3 needs to be used... but dang. The imagery is terrible.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think we'd have to figure out what constitutes a hoe. 1 guy for each year of life? 2 guys for each year? ??

Say if 20 dudes by age 20 makes you a hoe, does that mean you're not a hoe if you only add 1 more dude through age 40? What if you add 10 more dudes by age 40 but don't want to dye a hoe and only add 2 more dudes by death at age 80 bringing your average down to 1/3 dudes per year. This might be help women who kind of want to be a hoe but not be labeled a hoe stay right under the hoe standard. Some may bank a few dudes thinking they'll go without any more guys for a few years. But that's some risky shit, ain't no one wanna die a hoe.

I laughed SO hard!!!!!!


"Dye a hoe"

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Btw Gilt has Brioni ties on sale today.

Stop it...I'm saving for a GT3-RS.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I have a chalk-striped suit made of the Zegna Super 120. You can wring the crap out of it and it looks freshly pressed. When unpacked just snap it 2x and it looks fantastic. Unreal!

Have you tried Canali off-the-rack? I think that you'd love it. On a diff note, I lived in Las Colinas before my daughter was born.

I have an old 3-button custom Zegna that did exactly that. Can't wrinkle it. High twist! Too bad 3 button is out of style now.

I love Canali off the rack. Too pricey though.

I'm just a working stiff for a huge Government-like public company now. The definition of Middle management (child).

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Two things jumped out at me here and made me LOL kind of a lot.

1. I envision someone literally trying to dye a ho (although, I truly enjoyed your adoption of the epic spelling of OP). I was wondering... dip dye? Tie dye?

2. I was also imaging the 1/3 dude. I suppose we know at least which 1/3 needs to be used... but dang. The imagery is terrible.

Stop it with this NEW MATH it's making my brain explode!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I have an old 3-button custom Zegna that did exactly that. Can't wrinkle it. High twist! Too bad 3 button is out of style now.

I love Canali off the rack. Too pricey though.

I'm just a working stiff for a huge Government-like public company now. The definition of Middle management (child).

Dude...one word. SALES.

Catch Nordstrom's when they are sweeping through the area and you can pick them up for 40-60% off.

Alternatively, find a boutique men's shop and negotiate a deal. I needed a tux in Jan of '15 and purchased the Canali from a boutique shop for less than $900 after chit-chatting with the owner. They'd rather the garment out and about with someone talking about the great deal than hanging in the shop.

I know that you probably know all of this but a reminder is always a good thing! I'm the cheapest bastard around but I like nice things so I negotiate the fuq out of everything. The i8 is the only thing I can remember in recent memory that I paid full freight for.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm the cheapest bastard around but I like nice things so I negotiate the fuq out of everything. The i8 is the only thing I can remember in recent memory that I paid full freight for.

'Tis the secret to success, dad.

[MKSixer]

This.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think we'd have to figure out what constitutes a hoe. 1 guy for each year of life? 2 guys for each year? ??

Say if 20 dudes by age 20 makes you a hoe, does that mean you're not a hoe if you only add 1 more dude through age 40? What if you add 10 more dudes by age 40 but don't want to dye a hoe and only add 2 more dudes by death at age 80 bringing your average down to 1/3 dudes per year. This might be help women who kind of want to be a hoe but not be labeled a hoe stay right under the hoe standard. Some may bank a few dudes thinking they'll go without any more guys for a few years. But that's some risky shit, ain't no one wanna die a hoe.

Temps are about the same here. 35% chance of rain towards the end of my ride. But for us, that just means it settles down the pollen a little bit and some people can actually breath for a few hours.

Plus this.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Two things jumped out at me here and made me LOL kind of a lot.

1. I envision someone literally trying to dye a ho (although, I truly enjoyed your adoption of the epic spelling of OP). I was wondering... dip dye? Tie dye?

2. I was also imaging the 1/3 dude. I suppose we know at least which 1/3 needs to be used... but dang. The imagery is terrible.

= What the Actual FUQ

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Dude...one word. SALES.

Catch Nordstrom's when they are sweeping through the area and you can pick them up for 40-60% off.

Alternatively, find a boutique men's shop and negotiate a deal. I needed a tux in Jan of '15 and purchased the Canali from a boutique shop for less than $900 after chit-chatting with the owner. They'd rather the garment out and about with someone talking about the great deal than hanging in the shop.

I know that you probably know all of this but a reminder is always a good thing! I'm the cheapest bastard around but I like nice things so I negotiate the fuq out of everything. The i8 is the only thing I can remember in recent memory that I paid full freight for.

Teach me your ways.