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      08-17-2016, 11:19 PM   #7943
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Well I actually took the time to train/certify my dog- like it or not, it's all legal, and while I went through the process of it- asked if it was even a legitimate reason- at which was given a yes.

Stop trying to act like you know the system when you really don't. By law- people can't ask me the condition but I have no problem answering it because there's people who get nervous, and there are people like me who pass out from panic attacks. Learn the difference.
Yes if the system allows it, then it must be okay. That isn't the measuring stick i use.
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Isn't being on Tinder and chatting with dudes when you're in a relationship cheating :

Maybe I'm a little out of it here, someone clarify...
No, because girls can never be wrong (insert eye roll)
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Well I actually took the time to train/certify my dog- like it or not, it's all legal, and while I went through the process of it- asked if it was even a legitimate reason- at which was given a yes.

Stop trying to act like you know the system when you really don't. By law- people can't ask me the condition but I have no problem answering it because there's people who get nervous, and there are people like me who pass out from panic attacks. Learn the difference.
I was on board when one had an explosion in the tail section and caught on fire. We went from FL 370 to landed in less than 10 minutes. I know how you must have felt when it was happening.

The guys I was with went to the bar at the Greenville Airport and promptly rung up a $1000+ bar tab. Got on a plane the next day and tell myself that I'm good for another 30 years of flying before the next event.
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      08-17-2016, 11:22 PM   #7946
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Isn't being on Tinder and chatting with dudes when you're in a relationship cheating :

Maybe I'm a little out of it here, someone clarify...
No, because girls can never be wrong (insert eye roll)
Oh, bhai, gender quality is coming with full force...

Who am I kidding, men will always be wrong and women right
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Oh, bhai, gender quality is coming with full force...

Who am I kidding, men will always be wrong and women right
Isn't that how gender equality works?

We can't both be right otherwise the math just doesn't work out.
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Ohh. Well that IS my school, not just in the neighborhood :

Great school. All schools in DC are respectable though...except Howard Law hahah
One of the richest guys I know graduated from Howard Law. He sued a chemical plant after a huge explosion and buried the corporation. Unreal.
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      08-17-2016, 11:28 PM   #7949
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Ohh. Well that IS my school, not just in the neighborhood :

Great school. All schools in DC are respectable though...except Howard Law hahah
One of the richest guys I know graduated from Howard Law. He sued a chemical plant after a huge explosion and buried the corporation. Unreal.
Meeting a successful Howard Law graduate is like seeking El Dorado lol

If we look at the aggregate...not pretty

But hey, safety school, right? :
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Oh, bhai, gender quality is coming with full force...

Who am I kidding, men will always be wrong and women right
Isn't that how gender equality works?

We can't both be right otherwise the math just doesn't work out.
Women are beyond math
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Oh, bhai, gender quality is coming with full force...

Who am I kidding, men will always be wrong and women right
Men are always wrong because they are always the ones cleaning the mess. Yes, there are some competent women out there in this world, whom I respect a lot. But most put their hands up when shit hits the fan. Even sadder is a lot of guys are going the same path.

I'm probably going to sound sexist, but that's what I've experienced.
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Women are beyond math
But they are integral to your happiness. Anything else just feels so derivative.
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But they are integral to your happiness. Anything else just feels so derivative.
I don't think any of us is divided on this subject matter. I believe our interests are in parallel.
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But they are integral to your happiness. Anything else just feels so derivative.
Hmm, you couldn't be happy without. Theres plenty in life that's satisfying and less frustrating.
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I don't think any of us is divided on this subject matter. I believe our interests are in parallel.
This seems to be your area. I am not sure what angle you are playing, but I think I know what side you are on.
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Having a nice girl is a pain in the ass and the most enjoyable thing at the same time. Yes, you have to deal with their shit and provide support...but at the same time you have someone to support you and come to with your shit.

Yes, my bro-dude friends got my back and help me when I'm down and out....but sometimes a girl is necessary.
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Oh, bhai, gender quality is coming with full force...

Who am I kidding, men will always be wrong and women right
Men are always wrong because they are always the ones cleaning the mess. Yes, there are some competent women out there in this world, whom I respect a lot. But most put their hands up when shit hits the fan. Even sadder is a lot of guys are going the same path.

I'm probably going to sound sexist, but that's what I've experienced.
Not sure you are a sound source on this subject matter, no offense... Your rationale at times leaves a lot to be questioned... The number of times you've boasted or plugged Porsche Design clothing for starters... Followed immediately by your perception that women are naturally evil based upon your limited experience with them, followed by how we should run the opposite direction if we meet an Indian / Pakistani girl... Dated at least three and only one was bat shit crazy so your math is already off there...

You can't even smile in a picture with an attractive girl and looked like you were shitting your pants... You sir, are not a credible source when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...

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But they are integral to your happiness. Anything else just feels so derivative.
This is true. We are primates. We need to reproduce for self-preservation. Minus genetic outliers, women, and sex, in general, make men genuinely happy.
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But they are integral to your happiness. Anything else just feels so derivative.
Hmm, you couldn't be happy without. Theres plenty in life that's satisfying and less frustrating.
In my opinion, there's nothing as truly satisfying for men as sex with women (again, minus generic outliers).

It's the most natural activity men can engage in.
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Hmm, you couldn't be happy without. Theres plenty in life that's satisfying and less frustrating.
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This is true. We are primates. We need to reproduce for self-preservation. Minus genetic outliers, women, and sex, in general, make men genuinely happy.
duck fat ... help us out here... the math puns were missed
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Not sure you are a sound source on this subject matter, no offense... Your rationale at times leaves a lot to be questioned... The number of times you've boasted or plugged Porsche Design clothing for starters... Followed immediately by your perception that women are naturally evil based upon your limited experience with them, followed by how we should run the opposite direction if we meet an Indian / Pakistani girl... Dated at least three and only one was bat shit crazy so your math is already off there...

You can't even smile in a picture with an attractive girl and looked like you were shitting your pants... You sir, are not a credible source when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...

You're right. I'm a the least appropriate source for information. I should just leave before some attractive south Asian girl rips my heart out and disrupts my bowel movement.
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It's the most natural activity men can engage in.
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