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      04-06-2016, 04:02 PM   #7965
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"Dye a hoe"
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'Tis the secret to success, dad.
My daughter has picked this up from the gene pool, as well.

She was negotiating for a watch in NYC a couple of years ago and I was actually uncomfortable and truly felt sorry for the person manning the counter. She got it at her target price after she walked away 2x's. I don't worry about anyone taking advantage of her in any transaction.
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      04-06-2016, 04:04 PM   #7968
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Two things jumped out at me here and made me LOL kind of a lot.

1. I envision someone literally trying to dye a ho (although, I truly enjoyed your adoption of the epic spelling of OP). I was wondering... dip dye? Tie dye?

2. I was also imaging the 1/3 dude. I suppose we know at least which 1/3 needs to be used... but dang. The imagery is terrible.
Solution dyed. Duh....

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I laughed SO hard!!!!!!


"Dye a hoe"
Damn it! See what one gets for making fun.....


In my industry we use the term "dye lot" daily. I ALWAYS spell die as dye when typing.

Same thing for Tailor. One of our customers is Ed Taylor Const., so when i mean to type tailor, Taylor just comes out. lol

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My daughter has picked this up from the gene pool, as well.

She was negotiating for a watch in NYC a couple of years ago and I was actually uncomfortable and truly felt sorry for the person manning the counter. She got it at her target price after she walked away 2x's. I don't worry about anyone taking advantage of her in any transaction.
But the REAL question is... what kind of watch?
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Teach me your ways.
The only thing I regularly pay full price for is custom shirts but tend to by in bulk (7-12 at a time) to get a small discount. I like my shirts to fit a certain way and need the cuffs to work with my watches and I like to show about 1/2" of cuff beyond my jacket sleeves.

That's the theory but it doesn't always happen perfectly.
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But the REAL question is... what kind of watch?
She was 15 and it was a simple TAG. I gave her a budget and said, 'go to it'. Mission Accomplished. She wasn't leaving without that watch.
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Have we Asked a girl anything, lately? Or is this simply another hyper event?
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Have we Asked a girl anything, lately? Or is this simply another hyper event?
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The only thing I regularly pay full price for is custom shirts but tend to by in bulk (7-12 at a time) to get a small discount. I like my shirts to fit a certain way and need the cuffs to work with my watches and I like to show about 1/2" of cuff beyond my jacket sleeves.

That's the theory but it doesn't always happen perfectly.
This drives me insane. I have the worst luck finding shirts that fit right. I was tempted to go custom but the company I work for now has a full casual dress code. Didn't think it was necessary, at the time. But I find myself wearing button downs and slacks everyday still.
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OK - this may be too much work, but that would be the ULTIMATE inside joke. You should actually film this... in character - serious mode. Like a 5 minute video. Haha... I would totally watch this over and over.
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#nowasausagefest


Sara504 step in and rescue this.

Would you prefer a man who is strictly a hard-charger at work, extremely successful and very kind to you but only gives limited emotional affection because he is exhausted all of the time or a man who is extremely emotionally affectionate but a financial loser?
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OK - this may be too much work, but that would be the ULTIMATE inside joke. You should actually film this... in character - serious mode. Like a 5 minute video. Haha... I would totally watch this over and over.
Haha, shit I woulda done it for April Fools Day but too late
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Sara504 step in and rescue this.

Would you prefer <blah blah blah>, extremely successful <blah blah blah> or a man who is <blah blah blah> a financial loser?
This question is too easy for Sara504
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Thanks for the rescue bimmette

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Neither are acceptable. Need something in between.
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This drives me insane. I have the worst luck finding shirts that fit right. I was tempted to go custom but the company I work for now has a full casual dress code. Didn't think it was necessary, at the time. But I find myself wearing button downs and slacks everyday still.
This is about you, not them. Get your shirt mojo back!! Simply getting 5-7 would bring you back into the game.
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Haha, shit I woulda done it for April Fools Day but too late
Mr Tonka Why you too late with the lulz?

I could have done some of the script writing.

"As my good friend Mr_Tonka says, "No no-one wants to dye a hoe." Well, I am here to show you it is not that hard."

SugarSkulls could make some background music...
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"Dye a hoe"
:Hahahahahahaha
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