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      08-18-2016, 12:00 AM   #7965
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      08-18-2016, 12:02 AM   #7966
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Not sure you are a sound source on this subject matter, no offense... Your rationale at times leaves a lot to be questioned... The number of times you've boasted or plugged Porsche Design clothing for starters... Followed immediately by your perception that women are naturally evil based upon your limited experience with them, followed by how we should run the opposite direction if we meet an Indian / Pakistani girl... Dated at least three and only one was bat shit crazy so your math is already off there...

You can't even smile in a picture with an attractive girl and looked like you were shitting your pants... You sir, are not a credible source when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...

Don't you get tired of being right all the time?

what else did you figure out?
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      08-18-2016, 12:08 AM   #7967
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In my opinion, there's nothing as truly satisfying for men as sex with women (again, minus generic outliers).

It's the most natural activity men can engage in.
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      08-18-2016, 12:11 AM   #7968
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      08-18-2016, 12:12 AM   #7969
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Not sure you are a sound source on this subject matter, no offense... Your rationale at times leaves a lot to be questioned... The number of times you've boasted or plugged Porsche Design clothing for starters... Followed immediately by your perception that women are naturally evil based upon your limited experience with them, followed by how we should run the opposite direction if we meet an Indian / Pakistani girl... Dated at least three and only one was bat shit crazy so your math is already off there...

You can't even smile in a picture with an attractive girl and looked like you were shitting your pants... You sir, are not a credible source when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...

Don't you get tired of being right all the time?

what else did you figure out?
What else have I learned?? Uhmmm...

The world is flat...

Mod is fiercely protective of dogs being used for ADA purposes...

SS has airplane issues, body issues, society issues, fitting in issues, death issues, being attractive issues, getting old issues, just issues all around...

smoosh has done a 180 and matured in front of our eyes and is socially acceptable now...

Sara has commitment issues...

Asb has survived the Great Depression - as a child...

you remind me of this guy who's been banned more times than Aatish has had success with women...

and apparently, tonight, it has been brought to my attention that Chantix is more deadlier than OxyContin...

But what do I know... I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...
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      08-18-2016, 12:15 AM   #7970
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      08-18-2016, 12:16 AM   #7971
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      08-18-2016, 12:18 AM   #7972
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You're starting to scare me Bhai. You need a bhang lasi, special pan, and a Sheela Ki Javani
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      08-18-2016, 12:18 AM   #7973
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Come at me Comrade shoei

Sorry 1MOREMOD, i'm a Bear.
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      08-18-2016, 12:21 AM   #7974
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You're starting to scare me Bhai. You need a bhang lasi, special pan, and a Sheela Ki Javani
hahaha!! Bhai my mother used to feed my lasis all the time as a kid when I wouldn't listen to her because she said it would make me more intelligent :

Clearly didn't work HAHAHA
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      08-18-2016, 12:21 AM   #7975
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Ain't got nothing against what shoei said about me. He knows better than to poke the bear.
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      08-18-2016, 12:24 AM   #7976
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Ain't got nothing against what shoei said about me. He knows better than to poke the bear.
Wrong "nailed"...

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      08-18-2016, 12:25 AM   #7977
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      08-18-2016, 12:27 AM   #7978
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Don't go sideways on me dopey
Fine, no sideways

You like front facing or backside ass in the face?

I'm flexible
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      08-18-2016, 12:30 AM   #7979
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Don't go sideways on me dopey
You go sideways to make up for girth.
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      08-18-2016, 12:34 AM   #7981
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Ok that was disgusting my bad lol

Nearly barfed up my rice and ground beef re-reading what I wrote
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      08-18-2016, 12:36 AM   #7982
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      08-18-2016, 12:36 AM   #7983
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      08-18-2016, 12:37 AM   #7984
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Fine, no sideways

You like front facing or backside ass in the face?

I'm flexible
Soon we'll be getting Little Smooshie Cream Pies
Dammit dude! You're going to make me throw out my box of those aren't you
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      08-18-2016, 12:38 AM   #7985
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Fine, no sideways

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Toddy, isn't it past your bedtime?
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      08-18-2016, 12:42 AM   #7986
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Toddy, isn't it past your bedtime?
It is indeed. I have an early meeting too... #fail
I am "thinking". I distract myself when I am background-processing information in prep for a meeting. It's how I do.
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