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      04-26-2015, 08:48 AM   #8075
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      04-26-2015, 10:28 AM   #8076
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This one isn't funny, but women should have to see it on every dating site before checking their body type box...



I think most guys would lean towards "curvy", but that means "fat" on any dating site these days.

(and the "overweight" girl should be a bit thinner)
Would rekt the ones from skinny to thick.
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      04-26-2015, 04:24 PM   #8077
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The looks on both of their faces make this an epic win.
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      04-28-2015, 10:29 PM   #8078
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      04-29-2015, 09:49 AM   #8079
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      04-29-2015, 10:06 AM   #8080
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This one isn't funny, but women should have to see it on every dating site before checking their body type box...



I think most guys would lean towards "curvy", but that means "fat" on any dating site these days.

(and the "overweight" girl should be a bit thinner)
I'll take Curvy and Chubby
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      04-29-2015, 11:39 AM   #8081
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in between skinny and curvy.. curvy has bigger thighs than most men
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      04-29-2015, 11:47 AM   #8082
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in between skinny and curvy.. curvy has bigger thighs than most men
Thats only cause she lifts
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+ it's genetics - gotta be...
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      04-29-2015, 02:08 PM   #8084
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      04-30-2015, 11:25 PM   #8086
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      05-01-2015, 01:07 PM   #8087
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      05-01-2015, 05:29 PM   #8088
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      05-01-2015, 10:15 PM   #8089
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      05-01-2015, 10:50 PM   #8090
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