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      04-06-2016, 09:12 PM   #8097
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I floated this idea in another thread...but would anyone be interested in starting an "Ask a Black guy anything" thread?

Something along the lines of Paul Mooney?
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I would be happy to oblige, if bimmette ever wished to do something like that again. Or, anyone else.

I started a black thread awhile back. It got shut down. But I do have a caribbean people thread.



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You can ask anything you like. That said, the thread isn't called "Ask a girl anything and receive the response you'd like to hear."
Okay, no need to get upset though.

Can i ask you the last time you were on a date or it's divulging too much?
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She's free to keep her personal life private, just as you're free to be an insufferable troll. Neither require justification.
Ok, ask anything but that.
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I floated this idea in another thread...but would anyone be interested in starting an "Ask a Black guy anything" thread?

Something along the lines of Paul Mooney?
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A la Chappelle Show

I would be happy to oblige, if bimmette ever wished to do something like that again. Or, anyone else.

I started a black thread awhile back. It got shut down. But I do have a caribbean people thread.



I think people know what I look like. I might have to grow out my mustache a bit though. It's nowhere near the level of Biorin's.
Ohhhh yes, we know very well Verb
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Okay, no need to get upset though.

Can i ask you the last time you were on a date or it's divulging too much?
I don't care nearly enough for you to expend the energy required for an emotional response to your posts.
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You can ask anything you like. That said, the thread isn't called "Ask a girl anything and receive the response you'd like to hear."
Okay, no need to get upset though.

Can i ask you the last time you were on a date or it's divulging too much?
When was the last time your mother told you she should've swallowed? Just curious cuz you are beyond short yellow bus special right about now...
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I don't care nearly enough for you to expend the energy required for an emotional response to your posts.
Holy Crap! I've never seen this side of you. Leads me to believe you are actually 100% woman. With a mustache.
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Ohhhh yes, we know very well Verb



Or maybe no questions....LOL.
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I feel like you shunned me, i'm so sad.
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Holy Crap! I've never seen this side of you. Leads me to believe you are actually 100% woman. With a mustache.
Don't worry. My response was initially "Dude wtf man... the fuck is wrong with you, chill out bro. Tara I got your back, wanna post more videos in heels and shorts? I'm not a leg humper tho lol."
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When was the last time your mother told you she should've swallowed? Just curious cuz you are beyond short yellow bus special right about now...
All the leg humpers to the rescue.

Bimmette is very upset because one member suggested it's not such a big deal to answer a question on the last time she was on a date.

I didn't even asked that question.
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Shit, the OT savagery rears its ugly head!
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All the leg humpers to the rescue.

Bimmette is very upset because one member suggested it's not such a big deal to answer a question on the last time she was on a date.

I didn't even asked that question.
Bro, I asked the question. But then no means no.

This ain't 1965 Sean Connery date rape land where no means yes...eventually.

Lol!!!

Sometimes I wish it were...but then there'd be no cure for herpes. Wait, there still isn't. Fuck!
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When was the last time your mother told you she should've swallowed? Just curious cuz you are beyond short yellow bus special right about now...
All the leg humpers to the rescue.

Bimmette is very upset because one member suggested it's not such a big deal to answer a question on the last time she was on a date.

I didn't even asked that question.
Hardly leg humpy when you've been irritating since this morning... If there's anyone that doesn't need "rescuing", it'd be that chick to be perfectly honest... Problem is, I remember you from other threads where your dazzling personality is the same... The whole "hitting" girls to tell them you like them stopped after you graduated from the playground... You don't know when to quit and that's the idiotic part...

Clearly you've got issues with women... Try not to murder anyone in the process, not even the prostitutes or dancers you mentioned earlier because of your crystal clear issues you have... You realize you make the leg humpers look non psychotic and normal, right? That's a pretty amazing feat in itself... So go on with your pathetic self, my guess is you won't be long for this world anyways...
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Sometimes I wish it were...but then there's be no cure for herpes. Wait, there still isn't. Fuck!


Oh no.
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Anyone ever read "Of Mice and Men"?

Remember Lenny?
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Hardly leg humpy when you've been irritating since this morning... If there's anyone that doesn't need "rescuing", it'd be that chick to be perfectly honest... Problem is, I remember you from other threads where your dazzling personality is the same... The whole "hitting" girls to tell them you like them stopped after you graduated from the playground... You don't know when to quit and that's the idiotic part...

Clearly you've got issues with women... Try not to murder anyone in the process, not even the prostitutes or dancers you mentioned earlier because of your crystal clear issues you have... You realize you make the leg humpers look non psychotic and normal, right? That's a pretty amazing feat in itself... So go on with your pathetic self, my guess is you won't be long for this world anyways...

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Hardly leg humpy when you've been irritating since this morning... If there's anyone that doesn't need "rescuing", it'd be that chick to be perfectly honest... Problem is, I remember you from other threads where your dazzling personality is the same... The whole "hitting" girls to tell them you like them stopped after you graduated from the playground... You don't know when to quit and that's the idiotic part...

Clearly you've got issues with women... Try not to murder anyone in the process, not even the prostitutes or dancers you mentioned earlier because of your crystal clear issues you have... You realize you make the leg humpers look non psychotic and normal, right? That's a pretty amazing feat in itself... So go on with your pathetic self, my guess is you won't be long for this world anyways...
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Yo since everyone is online RN check out my mixtape.




















Give me like 2 hours to record everything.


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Come guys, can't we all just get along? For the old people and kids?
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