[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Quit talking bad about me brotato

Hush, you're on my favorites list, beefcake.

[Mywifes335]

Vic311 hates guns I gather...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm still trying to figure out the reason for bannings by walking that fine line.



So far I've had an avatar removed by mods as well as posts of firearms, so we're getting close to some conclusions.



Ummm... they're fucking delicious, that's the deal.


Same thing with poutine.

You just like saying poutine.

[1MOREMOD]

Okay I need to try out your candy bacon thing

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Vic311 hates guns I gather...

No, he owned a gun. He just hated threads about guns in a BMW forum. He and another member were the cause of much discourse and that discourse resulted in an all out ban on weapon based threads, pictures, etc...

[Mywifes335]

Anyone friends with him? On BP or IRL?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

I honestly don't get it, but it's not my forum, so what I say means about nil.


I have some choice words to say about some people, but I just keep it to myself or I just bash the fuck out of them off the forum via text to people on the forum. Makes you feel a little better to just get it out.

I could understand if the posts are malicious but none of them were. It was just a bunch of bros talking about guns. There used to be a marijuana thread a while ago. Not sure if that ever got shut down or not. If I remember correctly, the firearms thread was shut down before that.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

They fell in love with Vic311. Either that or they were just tired of listening to him bitch about seeing the firearm threads pop up in "new posts".

Who's since been perma-banned.

Good. One less pussy removed from the boards.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius and Mr Tonka - my ass is quarter bounce quality

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You just like saying poutine.

Maybe I like saying poutine AND eating poutine. Is there a problem with me enjoying some poutine? Am I no longer American because I enjoy poutine?


poutine, poutine, poutine, poontang.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay I need to try out your candy bacon thing

Very easy to make, if you want the beer infused maple glaze, that can be a little tricky.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I could understand if the posts are malicious but none of them were. It was just a bunch of bros talking about guns. There used to be a marijuana thread a while ago. Not sure if that ever got shut down or not. If I remember correctly, the firearms thread was shut down before that.

Not shut down, they all just got fired, ran out of money to buy weed and had to get new jobs that have random drug tests.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius and Mr Tonka - my ass is quarter bounce quality

I believe you. No demonstration necessary. lol

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Not shut down, they all just got fired, ran out of money to buy weed and had to get new jobs that have random drug tests.

Surprise surprise...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

Maybe I like saying poutine AND eating poutine. Is there a problem with me enjoying some poutine? Am I no longer American because I enjoy poutine?


poutine, poutine, poutine, poontang.



Very easy to make, if you want the beer infused maple glaze, that can be a little tricky.

Yeah, my first time in Montreal...I thought it was a euphemism for pussy. Just like this place off the beaten path called Gran Prix was a euphemism for whorehouse.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I could understand if the posts are malicious but none of them were. It was just a bunch of bros talking about guns. There used to be a marijuana thread a while ago. Not sure if that ever got shut down or not. If I remember correctly, the firearms thread was shut down before that.

Too many people are soft and started to complain about it showing up on the feeds and blah blah blah. Typical shit that ends up ruining the party for everyone.

I think the marijuana thread is still open, just buried in the pages to be honest.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius and Mr Tonka - my ass is quarter bounce quality

That girl at BWW's probably wanted your number and not mine so she could bounce quarters off your ass at night. (I went back and asked her)

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Not shut down, they all just got fired, ran out of money to buy weed and had to get new jobs that have random drug tests.

Hey, I'm still here.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yeah, my first time in Montreal...I thought it was a euphemism for pussy. Just like this place off the beaten path called Gran Prix was a euphemism for whorehouse.

Bahahaha, yeah, just uhhhh, watch out for the floosers if you wind up in Windsor at any point. They'll definitely fuck you, but they usually rob you somewhere in between all the action..., that bitch.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey, I'm still here.



Bahahaha, yeah, just uhhhh, watch out for the floosers if you wind up in Windsor at any point. They'll definitely fuck you, but they usually rob you somewhere in between all the action..., that bitch.

I was young and naive. I went for a lap dance with this absolutely stunning brunette with an incredible body. Went to a lap dance booth, she closed the door and things started off normal - she got undressed, butt naked. Then she put her hands inside my shirt and started rubbing my chest. Then she got on her knees and started rubbing my crotch. She asked if it was OK. I just nodded yes but was in a daze. Next thing I knew, like Houdini, my dick was in her mouth and she was slurping away.... The rest is Gran Prix history. I think her "name" was Sophie.

Needless to say, i think I was in that booth for 5 songs. Cost me 100 CAD.

For the next month I thought I caught every STD on the planet. I didn't, thank God!

[Axius]

I thought that story was going to end up a lot worse. Anyone who hasn't gotten sucked off by a stripper obviously hasn't lived. All it cost me was thirty loonies and a glass of goose that I spilled in her hair.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius - Big girls need lovin' too

[Verbiage]

LOL this thread is ruined.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

I thought that story was going to end up a lot worse. Anyone who hasn't gotten sucked off by a stripper obviously hasn't lived. All it cost me was thirty loonies and a glass of goose that I spilled in her hair.

Oh shit. I forgot to mention. She banged me as well. That's what made it worse.

Later in life, I've actually hung out with strippers outside the club. They're pretty crazy actually. Last year went to one place in Dallas for the first time and the stripper was giving me her number. Don't want that kind of drama anymore - but still have her number just in case.

Not really.

Still have it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - Big girls need lovin' too

..., thank god there are desperate souls out there willing to take some for the team!

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Oh shit. I forgot to mention. She banged me as well. That's what made it worse.

Later in life, I've actually hung out with strippers outside the club. They're pretty crazy actually. Last year went to one place in Dallas for the first time and the stripper was giving me her number. Don't want that kind of drama anymore - but still have her number just in case.

Not really.

Still have it.

They're definitely crazy. We used to bar hop with three that worked at Cheetahs. Two of them ended up getting in fights all the time, taken to jail couple times, and there was lots of coke and fucking involved, it was a huge mess, but that's what being young and dumb is all about.


On the plus side, those are days that will never be forgotten.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey, I'm still here.

With a new job.....