Ask a girl anything?

bimmette · 10-23-2015, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

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Originally Posted by Lups

It just shows you how confused you guys are about us. A thread where we could ask about men wouldnt make it to second page.

I'm going to create a "Ask guy anything" to bring balance to the force.

Can you please? I have questions.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-23-2015, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Can you please? I have questions.

bimmette What does a guy needs to have as + points and saw from the sexual side ?

Lups · 10-23-2015, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

I've been told some women simply cannot get off with ONLY penetration regardless of snake size, species or agility.

True, and according to my mildly wilder friends this is the reason women should always pick the guy with the smallest wiener! They are apparently more than happy to use all means to make us happy.

Big dick usually come with a big dick.

bimmette · 10-23-2015, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Can you please? I have questions.

bimmette What does a guy needs to have as + points and saw from the sexual side ?

I don't understand your English here but anyways I'm not answering personal sexual questions because I'm not anonymous. Sorry.

BrokenVert · 10-23-2015, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Mmmmmmm. Manly. Post pics

Dont think ive ever been called manly before. I don't like pictures of myself. I'm usually on the other end of the camera!

come to think of it, that might be part of the problem...

squidlyboy · 10-23-2015, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Yes, I'm only here because I'm a giant attention whore. How did you know??

Uhmm ... 800 posts in less than 2 days - whats that... ~16 posts/hour, probably a record if they keep those kinds of records. Lets call a spade a spade

~800 guys on one girl.... can you say bukkake?

you asked for it - you did this, not us

btw... do girls actually enjoy that shit? wtf...

///M Power-Belgium · 10-23-2015, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't understand your English here but anyways I'm not answering personal sexual questions because I'm not anonymous. Sorry.

Tara I see , no problem girl .

Lups · 10-23-2015, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by squidlyboy

Uhmm ... 800 posts in less than 2 days - whats that... ~16 posts/hour, probably a record if they keep those kinds of records. Lets call a spade a spade

~800 guys on one girl.... can you say bukkake?

you asked for it - you did this, not us

btw... do girls actually enjoy that shit? wtf...

Clearly your m sport is doing the talking here. I'd have issues too behind that wheel.

squidlyboy · 10-23-2015, 09:41 PM

haha... luv ya too lups - first post in 10k that we actually understood

Mr Tonka · 10-23-2015, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by squidlyboy

Uhmm ... 800 posts in less than 2 days - whats that... ~16 posts/hour, probably a record if they keep those kinds of records. Lets call a spade a spade

~800 guys on one girl.... can you say bukkake?

you asked for it - you did this, not us

btw... do girls actually enjoy that shit? wtf...

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Originally Posted by squidlyboy

haha... luv ya too lups - first post in 10k that I actually understood

Did you really post a response to a quote from other thread in here to make a point? I think there is a question you can answer in the ask a guy anything thread....

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showpos...0&postcount=35

squidlyboy · 10-23-2015, 09:50 PM

yah baby!!! bring it

ok, my for reals questions since you asked it

1) every guy fantasizes about being with 2 girls at once - why don't girls fantasize being with 2 guys at once?
2) is anal really enjoyable or are you really doing it for him?
3) dick or abs?

Lups · 10-23-2015, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by squidlyboy

haha... luv ya too lups - first post in 10k that we actually understood

Good! I'm happy we reached this point in our communication!

The thing is, though we women kinda stand out here, it doesn't actually mean we are after special attention. Personally I use bimmerpost so I don't have to be social, to be honest in real life I'm such an antisocial jerk the people who can stand me are a thin list.

Threads like these are pure fun and actually useful to some of the guys. I feel like answering to this one is a service to the community, and also a repent exercise. I've laughed so much in the two days remembering all the shit I've dome over the years I probably owe Biorin a dinner just for the tightened muscles in my belly.

squidlyboy · 10-23-2015, 10:14 PM

You guys are all REALLY COOL - you know i'm just messing with you all, but whenever I read your posts, I see a lot of me in that and it makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

Anyone drawn to the BMW brand is

1) is a little bit of a douche bag
2) is a little bit of an asshole (at times)
3) cares about their appearance
4) is a little bit of an attention whore
5) wants to have a good time
6) is bright, witty, clever, smart, rich, lucky, ....
7) a little bit insecure
8) a little bit of a loser hahaha

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2015, 10:18 PM

Not me

squidlyboy · 10-23-2015, 10:20 PM

HAhah.. of course, we all know, the higher your M goes, the more of an asshole, douchebag, insecure, ... you are

Biorin · 10-23-2015, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by squidlyboy

You guys are all REALLY COOL - you know i'm just messing with you all, but whenever I read your posts, I see a lot of me in that and it makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

Anyone drawn to the BMW brand is

1) is a little bit of a douche bag
2) is a little bit of an asshole (at times)
3) cares about their appearance
4) is a little bit of an attention whore
5) wants to have a good time
6) is bright, witty, clever, smart, rich, lucky, ....
7) a little bit insecure
8) a little bit of a loser hahaha

Are you going to backpedal every time you diss me in a thread, or is the third time the charm?

Dan Bilzerian · 10-23-2015, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

True, Dan Bilzerian knows everything about women. And guns. And goats.

All true.

choicez · 10-23-2015, 10:44 PM

I can't find a "Ask a Lesbian Anything?" thread so you gals will due

Why are lipsticks attracted to a butch? I would think if you're lesbian, you would want to be with a hot ass lesbian instead of a chick who looks like a dude.

squidlyboy · 10-23-2015, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Are you going to backpedal every time you diss me in a thread, or is the third time the charm?

WTF I was just being nice ... game ON girl

I hate losing more than I like winning. you have no idea what you are in for baby. u will RUE those words lolz

Biorin · 10-23-2015, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by squidlyboy

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Are you going to backpedal every time you diss me in a thread, or is the third time the charm?

WTF I was just being nice ... game ON girl

I hate losing more than I like winning. you have no idea what you are in for baby

Disappointment, inevitably.

I have no desire to start anything, just asking a genuine question. You've said things about me twice now and then retracted it. Either stick by it (fine with me, I don't expect everyone to like me) or don't say it. That's all.

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2015, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by choicez

I can't find a "Ask a Lesbian Anything?" thread so you gals will due

Why are lipsticks attracted to a butch? I would think if you're lesbian, you would want to be with a hot ass lesbian instead of a chick who looks like a dude.

I always assumed it was an in between option sort of so one is the male. Do gay guys do this also?

M3Bimmer77 · 10-23-2015, 11:00 PM

Has Sarah chime in yet? And where is Mandacat? Or is it manda mew?

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squidlyboy Major 593 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2014 Alpine White 328i M-Sport Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Chandler, Arizona iTrader: (0)	yah baby!!! bring it ok, my for reals questions since you asked it 1) every guy fantasizes about being with 2 girls at once - why don't girls fantasize being with 2 guys at once? 2) is anal really enjoyable or are you really doing it for him? 3) dick or abs?
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squidlyboy Major 593 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2014 Alpine White 328i M-Sport Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Chandler, Arizona iTrader: (0)	You guys are all REALLY COOL - you know i'm just messing with you all, but whenever I read your posts, I see a lot of me in that and it makes me cringe and laugh at the same time. Anyone drawn to the BMW brand is 1) is a little bit of a douche bag 2) is a little bit of an asshole (at times) 3) cares about their appearance 4) is a little bit of an attention whore 5) wants to have a good time 6) is bright, witty, clever, smart, rich, lucky, .... 7) a little bit insecure 8) a little bit of a loser hahaha
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M3Bimmer77 Captain 346 Rep 946 Posts Drives: 2011.5 M3 E90 Jet Black Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: West Palm Beach iTrader: (2)	Has Sarah chime in yet? And where is Mandacat? Or is it manda mew?
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