[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yet another truth...

Wait, does everybody know by now or is it still a secret??!

Shhhhhh...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

First time I met this chick she lived in a trailer that had a sheet as the front door so we went for a drive and got real uncomfortable in the back seat of an RSX, did the nasty, then dropped her off at her classy establishment.


Mind you it was 2am and she lived an hour away on top of it....,



Then there was stinky vag Charice....,

Jungle fever?

[nyalpine90]

made few trips to FL, smh
the money I spent

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Jungle fever?

Figured it was worth a shot, completely ruined the experience, now I'm sticking to white, asian, or middle eastern.

Once you go black, sometimes you definitely go back. The saying is an utter lie.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

First time I met this chick she lived in a trailer that had a sheet as the front door so we went for a drive and got real uncomfortable in the back seat of an RSX, did the nasty, then dropped her off at her classy establishment.


Mind you it was 2am and she lived an hour away on top of it....,



Then there was stinky vag Charice....,

So I take it the really embarrassing part of the story is the RSX?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So I take it the really embarrassing part of the story is the RSX?

YES! UGH, I HATE MY LIFE.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Figured it was worth a shot, completely ruined the experience, now I'm sticking to white, asian, or middle eastern.

Once you go black, sometimes you definitely go back. The saying is an utter lie.

Haven't gone down that road. Probably never will. Thanks for confirming.

[carzaddict]

slipped a roofie in her drink =X

jk

i sure have spent a shit ton of money on flights for me (or the girl) for a bang

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haven't gone down that road. Probably never will. Thanks for confirming.

Anything for a friend!

I mean, not saying wouldn't try again, but she'd have to be a dime piece trap queen, hood rich.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

My vote is for Biorin, MKSixer, and C5driver as the cutest chicks on the forum.

Originally Posted by Biorin

@C5driver takes the cake. No one can resist a leggy blonde with feet like skis.

Originally Posted by shoei

Truth... Belgium would melt like a puddle whenever C5 posted...

Guys...guys...what did C5driver do to you recently? Like, do you hate her or something?

We had finally convinced Belgium that C5driver was a guy so he would stop...now he's going to read this and realize we duped him.

If you delete your posts, I'll delete mine...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Anything for a friend!

I mean, not saying wouldn't try again, but she'd have to be a dime piece trap queen, hood rich.

I mean, I would try it but she has to be Rihanna.

So it probably won't ever happen.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha. Amazing attempt at a rescue. I emphasize attempt because you just labeled Sara and Tara as the common folks with whom Biorin is too cool to be mentioned. I know what you were trying to do, but this was an awesome colossal fail!

I read this on my phone and figured you had it well in hand, so I didn't respond.

But yeah, Lups - it was an evil post on my end and there was no good response to it. See - guys can be evil too...though in fairness, the only reason I said it was because other women have put me on the other end of it before...and there is no good response...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Guys...guys...what did C5driver do to you recently? Like, do you hate her or something?

We had finally convinced Belgium that C5driver was a guy so he would stop...now he's going to read this and realize we duped him.

If you delete your posts, I'll delete mine...

No way, the joke has gone on for too long and I feel bad for Belgie. He deserves to know that c5driver951 is actually a chick.

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I mean, I would try it but she has to be Rihanna.

So it probably won't ever happen.

Don't be picky, there are tons of hot black chicks.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

No way, the joke has gone on for too long and I feel bad for Belgie. He deserves to know that c5driver951 is actually a chick.

I don't know...I mean you disappeared from the forums for about a month or so and you came back Mr. Nice Guy all of a sudden. What happened? Did you spend some time in Canada?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I don't know...I mean you disappeared from the forums for about a month or so and you came back Mr. Nice Guy all of a sudden. What happened? Did you spend some time in Canada?

While I was gone I really reflected on what my life had become after spending so much time on OT. I had become so bitter and angry that I lost sight of myself. In that month, I swam in the ocean naked with a pack of dolphins and it was then that everything made sense...,


bacon.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by Axius

While I was gone I really reflected on what my life had become after spending so much time on OT. I had become so bitter and angry that I lost sight of myself. In that month, I swam in the ocean naked with a pack of dolphins and it was then that everything made sense...,


bacon.

somebody get this guy a tissue.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I read this on my phone and figured you had it well in hand, so I didn't respond.

But yeah, Lups - it was an evil post on my end and there was no good response to it. See - guys can be evil too...though in fairness, the only reason I said it was because other women have put me on the other end of it before...and there is no good response...

Well, I'd date you as a punishment for sure but I doubt anyone would be okay with such a severe consequences to your mild crime.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

While I was gone I really reflected on what my life had become after spending so much time on OT. I had become so bitter and angry that I lost sight of myself. In that month, I swam in the ocean naked with a pack of dolphins and it was then that everything made sense...,

bacon.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't be picky, there are tons of hot black chicks.

You're from Detroit, right? You know exactly what I have to work with.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Lups

We've got sara and tara to look pretty here!

Correct, Tara for the upper part and Sara for the legs *duck&run*

[bimmerfrk]

I once had sex with one girl who was friends with the girl i wanted to have sex with to make her jealous and have sex with me. Kinda like chess. They say men are dumb but don't under estimate the value of a jealous woman.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmerfrk

I once had sex with one girl who was friends with the girl i wanted to have sex with to make her jealous and have sex with me. Kinda like chess. They say men are dumb but don't under estimate the value of a jealous woman.

Who says men are dumb? Usually they say we think with our dicks, which you kind of just proved. Heh.