[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm really happy for your dad. Nicely done on him!

Now to this thing where you're whoring yourself out...there's got to be a better way!!

When insulin comes down below $100/month WITH insurance, I can reconsider.

Besides, I still feel wanted by people IRL, and they feel that about my BODY!!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You mean you actually tried to wipe the smile off their faces you cruel heartless person you?



Well, a certain resident numbnuts told him she was in love with his long flowing blond locks, and he just took the compliment and ran with it. Unfortunately, where he ran to was a street corner by the sounds of it...

I've always been the accepting ones. My brothers were of differing opinions, and wanted him to slow down. I also got calls (because I am the tertiary on the family trust) "I don't care, but is he going to make her a beneficiary now?" If you don't care, why do you care what he does with HIS money????

Good proof to the contrary was at the ceremony. I and the maid of honor held the rings. Simple gold bands, I was half-worried I'd lose it in my front shirt pocket.



Medically whoring out my body. MEDICINE, for the benefit of all humanity. OK, that small percentage of us whose immune system is too stupid to recognize self.

[UncleWede]

P.S.
Ourtime. Cereal. I figure there could be some income potential, no?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

P.S.
Ourtime. Cereal. I figure there could be some income potential, no?

Algorithm + Whole grain and oats is a winning combination!!

The algorithm's work! I'm a believer now!!

[mecheng77]

You can pollinate a plant by tickeling it, or so my coworker tells me from his indoor peppers

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[Dackelone]

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[UncleWede]

These thermos-style cups actually amplify the heat-index of my normally acceptable tea/coffee to well above scalding temperatures.

[xQx]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

These thermos-style cups actually amplify the heat-index of my normally acceptable tea/coffee to well above scalding temperatures.

Hahah, you're not wrong.

Get the cheapest thermos-style cup you can, and don't put the lid on. It's miles better than a normal cup, but not so air-tight that your coffee/tea lowers to a drinkable temperature.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by xQx

Hahah, you're not wrong.

Get the cheapest thermos-style cup you can, and don't put the lid on. It's miles better than a normal cup, but not so air-tight that your coffee/tea lowers to a drinkable temperature.

It's a delicate balance between drink-ability, and spill-abilty with the lid. I thought that leaving it off while the tea steeps would be enough, but not so. These are gifts, so the selection process is out of my hands.

[Yapakanichi]

don't put twinkies on your pizza....

[MKSixer]

Women love a man in a dinner jacket.

[Never_Enough]

That I'm a terrible person according to E90P

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

That I'm a terrible person according to E90P

You have to package it better. Like that sign in the LOL thread. That should be your new online dating profile description if you have one.

"Come and meet the most terrible person one person on E90Post has ever met in their life".

It's a good hook.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You have to package it better. Like that sign in the LOL thread. That should be your new online dating profile description if you have one.

"Come and meet the most terrible person one person on E90Post has ever met in their life".

It's a good hook.

I'm going to add that to my profile on one & see what happens.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I'm going to add that to my profile on one & see what happens.

Since I gave it to you, I expect an update if it works in getting someone's attention.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

That I'm a terrible person according to E90P

Dont you have old balls too, so got that going for you

[King Rudi]

This shit is cracking me up. I love cross-post humor. It always reminds me of 80's sitcoms where characters would end up on other shows.

If you want my honest opinion on dating....online dating is only going to get you laid. If you want a steady woman, get off the dating sites and find someone that isn't on a dating site. They are a never ending carousel of wiener for women.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

This shit is cracking me up. I love cross-post humor. It always reminds me of 80's sitcoms where characters would end up on other shows.

If you want my honest opinion on dating....online dating is only going to get you laid. If you want a steady woman, get off the dating sites and find someone that isn't on a dating site. They are a never ending carousel of wiener for women.

Nailed it.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

This shit is cracking me up. I love cross-post humor. It always reminds me of 80's sitcoms where characters would end up on other shows.

If you want my honest opinion on dating....online dating is only going to get you laid. If you want a steady woman, get off the dating sites and find someone that isn't on a dating site. They are a never ending carousel of wiener for women.

Not everyone is an extrovert plus people suck.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Not everyone is an extrovert plus people suck.

I can appreciate that. This is why there is alcohol! By stating this, I do not mean go pick up chicks at a bar, internet dating will yield the same results and is less expensive. I found my current girlfriend as she used to be friends with my ex-wife years ago. Her husband and her divorced and we just started talking. We aren't looking to move in together or get married, probably ever, but it works for now.

Going up to random chicks and starting a conversation trying to get a date will not work in most cases. My greatest success has always been in mutual acquaintances of people I already know. (former co-workers, friends and oddly enough friends of ex's as they are curious about what they've heard.)

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I can appreciate that. This is why there is alcohol! By stating this, I do not mean go pick up chicks at a bar, internet dating will yield the same results and is less expensive. I found my current girlfriend as she used to be friends with my ex-wife years ago. Her husband and her divorced and we just started talking. We aren't looking to move in together or get married, probably ever, but it works for now.

Going up to random chicks and starting a conversation trying to get a date will not work in most cases. My greatest success has always been in mutual acquaintances of people I already know. (former co-workers, friends and oddly enough friends of ex's as they are curious about what they've heard.)

I know not a bar. I can't drive around drunk just to try to talk to women at Target & such No one I know, that still lives up here in the NE, has anyone to hook me up with. We are all old & boring. I have a small circle of good friends & that's how I like it.