If you ______________, you might be a car guy

sygazelle · 09-17-2020, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ctelimad

This is me

Which one?

ctelimad · 09-17-2020, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sygazelle

Which one?

All of them
Add to that no food , no drink, shut the door gently, wake up and look from the window to check on the car, find a reason to go out to check on the car again, watch car videos and hear my wife complaining to her friend that i give the car more attention then her

Darth One · 09-18-2020, 12:22 AM

Pssh...real car guy wouldn’t even have picked her up wearing those pants with double external zippers

chassis · 09-20-2020, 10:29 PM

If buying a new bottle of carwash soap makes your day, you might be a car guy.

rodmantyler · 09-21-2020, 06:01 AM

If you like the smell of a new car, you might be a car guy.

cb804 · 09-21-2020, 07:16 AM

If you like taking pictures of your car (and other cars) you might be a car guy.

Mingwan · 09-24-2020, 11:24 AM

What a normie sees vs what a car guy sees

Mingwan · 09-24-2020, 11:33 AM

You might be a car guy if you buy a daily to garage your weekend car, but then start tinkering with the daily and have to buy a daily for the daily.....

NoGuru · 09-24-2020, 12:49 PM

If you point out every rare, exotic or just a car you like to the wife or anyone you are with.

I do this all the time and can't help it.

chassis · 09-24-2020, 05:07 PM

If you remind your wife when she comes into the house from the car that she smells like fine Vernasca leather seats, and remind her that you don’t have leather seats in your car, you might be a car guy.

TSM330i · 09-28-2020, 08:30 PM

If you look at the time on a digital clock and automatically translate it into a car model (typically BMW or Porsche), you might be a car guy.

czhang93 · 09-28-2020, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

If you have a no food no drink rule in your car you might be a car guy.

That is me.

czhang93 · 09-28-2020, 11:54 PM

if you park your car away from most cars in the supermarket parking lot to avoid scratches and dings and talk to yourself - i need some walking exercise anyway.

Efthreeoh · 09-29-2020, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

If you have a no food no drink rule in your car you might be a car guy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by czhang93

That is me.

That was me too... until my wife came up with the "no p_ssy in the house" rule.

Guess who won...

Dpc2u · 09-29-2020, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Efthreeoh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

If you have a no food no drink rule in your car you might be a car guy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by czhang93

That is me.

That was me too... until my wife came up with the "no p_ssy in the house" rule.

Guess who won...

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byroncheung · 09-29-2020, 02:57 PM

if you finger test the slickness and sniff any fluid found on your garage floor / parking spot left by your car, you might be a car guy

chassis · 09-29-2020, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by byroncheung

if you finger test the slickness and sniff any fluid found on your garage floor / parking spot left by your car, you might be a car guy

I did this yesterday.

///M Power-Belgium · 09-29-2020, 08:05 PM

This !

Bewstd · 10-07-2020, 10:40 AM

if your girlfriend doesn't want to move in and move forward because you don't plan on stop buying carparts and doing track days

NorCalAthlete · 10-08-2020, 01:10 PM

If the smell of race gas gets your heart thumping like juuuuuust the right perfume on a beautiful woman...you might be car guy.

chassis · 10-08-2020, 05:29 PM

If you are disheartened by the prospect of not washing the car(s) in the driveway during the cold weather season, you might be a car guy.

spazzyfry123 · 10-08-2020, 06:03 PM

If you begin outfitting the “cool ride” with some baby gear so you get to say the baby got brought home from the hospital in the cool car.

(Currently doing this as our first is due any day now)

09-18-2020, 12:22 AM	#69
Darth One drunk poster 6611 Rep 3,649 Posts Drives: M4 GTS \| E46 M3 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Pssh...real car guy wouldn’t even have picked her up wearing those pants with double external zippers
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09-20-2020, 10:29 PM	#70
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09-21-2020, 06:01 AM	#71
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09-21-2020, 07:16 AM	#72
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09-24-2020, 11:24 AM	#73
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09-24-2020, 11:33 AM	#74
Mingwan Major 1890 Rep 1,340 Posts Drives: X1 Individual custom paint Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Kansas iTrader: (0)	You might be a car guy if you buy a daily to garage your weekend car, but then start tinkering with the daily and have to buy a daily for the daily.....
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09-24-2020, 12:49 PM	#75
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09-24-2020, 05:07 PM	#76
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09-28-2020, 08:30 PM	#77
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09-29-2020, 02:57 PM	#82
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10-08-2020, 01:10 PM	#86
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10-08-2020, 05:29 PM	#87
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