Chuck Norris Facts

Bimmer-Pilot · 11-06-2009, 09:36 AM

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Bulldog 6 · 11-07-2009, 01:45 AM

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back.

Tondtar · 11-08-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bulldog 6

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back.

Good one

2AD Tanker · 11-20-2009, 01:08 PM

I have not laughed this hard in a while!!!!!

UltimateBMW · 11-20-2009, 03:18 PM

Chuck Norris vs. The Bear Jew

Who'd win?

Memphis1 · 11-20-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Chuck Norris vs. The Bear Jew

Who'd win?

chuck norris

lostkhan · 11-22-2009, 03:15 AM

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over.

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.

When girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!

boymonkey · 11-22-2009, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by lostkhan

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over.

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.

When girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!

LOL

SteveMD · 11-30-2009, 04:22 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The Sun wears Chuck Norris-glasses.

PGARP · 12-03-2009, 04:53 PM

Chuck Norris wears Ben Rothlisberger pajamas.

Tondtar · 01-11-2010, 08:55 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he stares at the lawn and dares it to grow.

2M · 01-16-2010, 10:10 AM

yo Chuck Norris would be 70 years old in marchh thats crazy lol

Tondtar · 01-16-2010, 04:38 PM

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Kyosho · 01-17-2010, 03:55 PM

Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim on land.

shift330 · 01-26-2010, 05:53 PM

Mr. T beat Chuck Norris in a game of chess, in retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism.

Darkcyd_Turbo · 01-26-2010, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyosho

Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Feyd · 01-03-2011, 07:24 PM

Who wears whom?

NYCGarbagePrince · 01-03-2011, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine3

yo Chuck Norris would be 70 years old in marchh thats crazy lol

he is 70...

UncleWede · 04-29-2011, 01:02 PM

Does Chuck have a wallet made out of chupacabra leather??

CollinsE90 · 04-29-2011, 07:16 PM

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Malek@MRF · 05-01-2011, 04:11 PM

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

bhoch · 05-01-2011, 04:14 PM

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris he does not become a Zombie... the Zombie becomes another Chuck Norris.

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