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      02-28-2011, 09:59 PM   #67
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      02-28-2011, 10:04 PM   #68
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how about this for a park job??....this is what can happen to you when u parallel park



getting in from the passenger door is useless in this situation....wait it out...post on m3post
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      02-28-2011, 10:29 PM   #69
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      02-28-2011, 10:35 PM   #70
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      02-28-2011, 10:53 PM   #71
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almost shit my pants when i was reading this thread and saw NEWSONG posting in it. then i realized this thread was old.

random ass thread rez dude.
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      02-28-2011, 10:54 PM   #72
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almost shit my pants when i was reading this thread and saw NEWSONG posting in it. then i realized this thread was old.

random ass thread rez dude.
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      02-28-2011, 10:58 PM   #73
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I keyed some p.o.s. truck for parking further away than that. I would be absolutely livid if someone did this to me.
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      02-28-2011, 10:58 PM   #74
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      02-28-2011, 11:19 PM   #75
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      02-28-2011, 11:57 PM   #76
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What is wrong with some of you? Some of you guys are such hypocrites. Keying someone's car is absolutely absurd. How pissed would you be if someone keyed your car? What makes it "ok" to key someone's car? Let it be.
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What is wrong with some of you? Some of you guys are such hypocrites. Keying someone's car is absolutely absurd. How pissed would you be if someone keyed your car? What makes it "ok" to key someone's car? Let it be.
Lol stfu.

Would I park that close to someone and not expect some sort of retaliation by the other person for me being an idiot?

Use your fucking head dude.
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      03-01-2011, 01:34 AM   #78
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Lol stfu.

Would I park that close to someone and not expect some sort of retaliation by the other person for me being an idiot?

Use your fucking head dude.
Guilty conscience. Never said "you," but seems you've keyed a person's car before. Shame on you; hope it makes it feel good about yourself.
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      03-01-2011, 01:37 AM   #79
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Guilty conscience. Never said "you," but seems you've keyed a person's car before. Shame on you; hope it makes it feel good about yourself.
Once.

These fucking inbred redneck hillbillies at this school need to fucking learn that they can't park their gay ass lifted phaggytime trucks any which way they like and as close to your car as they want.

Tried to draw a penis on the side with my key, but my key is a funny square shape at the end so it proved to be harder than I had imagined.
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      03-01-2011, 01:48 AM   #80
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Once.

These fucking inbred redneck hillbillies at this school need to fucking learn that they can't park their gay ass lifted phaggytime trucks any which way they like and as close to your car as they want.

Tried to draw a penis on the side with my key, but my key is a funny square shape at the end so it proved to be harder than I had imagined.
I agree with you that guy was being an ass hole, but IMO it wasn't worth keying for. It could have been MUCH worse. IE: hit your car and left. Perhaps, I'm too coy or too forgiving, but I worked hard for my car and consider my car a family member.
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I agree with you that guy was being an ass hole, but IMO it wasn't worth keying for. It could have been MUCH worse. IE: hit your car and left. Perhaps, I'm too coy or too forgiving, but I worked hard for my car and consider my car a family member.
Parking so close you cant get in the door and have to crawl in the other side warrants some type of action, whether it be keying, slashing a couple tires, or knocking his effing mirror off. 2 tires would have cost the same as a door ding on that M3(if professionally done of course, not just some ding doctor). That dude needed a lesson, and I would have made it expensive. Although I would have done it on the other side of the truck so it didnt look so obvious.

There is dumb parking(which I would let slide), and completely fucking dumb(OP), that was way uncalled for.
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Parking so close you cant get in the door and have to crawl in the other side warrants some type of action, whether it be keying, slashing a couple tires, or knocking his effing mirror off. 2 tires would have cost the same as a door ding on that M3(if professionally done of course, not just some ding doctor). That dude needed a lesson, and I would have made it expensive. Although I would have done it on the other side of the truck so it didnt look so obvious.

There is dumb parking(which I would let slide), and completely fucking dumb(OP), that was way uncalled for.
+1

Truck in OP probably got out of his truck, saw how close he was and just laughed at the BMW.


How did he know BMW driver wouldn't have to leave due to some sort of emergency, total dick move.

I'd bury my buck knife in the dudes tires, if not the side of his truck.
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how about this for a park job??....this is what can happen to you when u parallel park



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had that happen to me

I was in the last spot on the street, the guy stuck up my ass and my rear bumper was bent inwards.
I kicked in his fog light
he was blocking a pedestrian walk way, the car's ass made it real hard for anyone to make a right turn onto the street, and he was blocking a fire hydrant

complete asshole... silver E90 325
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I would wait for the rush of people who are leaving class to die down and then let air out of his fucking tires...

Problem solved..
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I kicked in his fog light
he was blocking a pedestrian walk way, the car's ass made it real hard for anyone to make a right turn onto the street, and he was blocking a fire hydrant

complete asshole... silver E90 325
if that was true you could have called the police and they'd have brought a tow truck
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