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      05-04-2010, 09:10 PM   #67
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      05-04-2010, 09:23 PM   #68
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Its to keep them cool. They need to be about 2 degrees cooler than the body for spermatogenesis to take place. Insufficient cooling of your testicles is the highest cause of infertility among men.
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Looks like I need to take that ice off of mine, then
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      05-04-2010, 11:50 PM   #70
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Seriously. My gf hasn't been on birth control for 2 months because she was to lazy to go to the gyno.... and expects me to wear condoms... I fucking hate condoms they sufforacte my dick and cut off circulation, they need condoms for dudes with serious girth not just length.
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Seriously. My gf hasn't been on birth control for 2 months because she was to lazy to go to the gyno.... and expects me to wear condoms... I fucking hate condoms they sufforacte my dick and cut off circulation, they need condoms for dudes with serious girth not just length.



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      05-04-2010, 11:55 PM   #72
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Fuck taking a shower with a raincoat on
I straight refused, or I would put on one with her watching then rip that bitch off while she didn't see. I WIN!!!
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I straight refused, or I would put on one with her watching then rip that bitch off while she didn't see. I WIN!!!






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Shes probably got the HIV
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Shes probably got the HIV
I told her that I do. She still doesn't believe me...

Silly kids. I did a deployment to Djibouti, Africa! Yay AIDs infested everything!
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Fuck taking a shower with a raincoat on
There you go again with that LOL.
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I told her that I do. She still doesn't believe me...

Silly kids. I did a deployment to Djibouti, Africa! Yay AIDs infested everything!
Don't worry. I doubt shes the sharpest blade of grass around.
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Nice one...
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So you really were in Djibouti? The first time I heard that name, I cracked up
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      05-05-2010, 07:02 AM   #84
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Bump for a new, beautiful day.
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Ugh looks like rain here...
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      05-05-2010, 09:17 AM   #86
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Aw man

Well, rain brings about green earth.
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I know. Ice on bawls.
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