Favorite Quotes

3.0L · 01-12-2022, 10:34 AM

"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a faucet on the toe and directions on the heel."

happyjack · 01-12-2022, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a faucet on the toe and directions on the heel."

gotta be slim pickens?

floridaorange · 01-12-2022, 12:13 PM

“The opposite of faith is not doubt, the opposite of faith is certainty."

M_Six · 01-13-2022, 08:55 AM

"The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters."

-Old Army saying

Addbuyer · 01-13-2022, 09:07 AM

To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better...Confucius

Dino GT · 01-13-2022, 09:19 PM

Time is a commodity. To say "I don't have time, is like saying, I don't want to"

3.0L · 01-14-2022, 10:57 AM

"Jeepers Mr. Science, if wasn't for the wheel, my dad would have to drag his car to work."

Dino GT · 01-15-2022, 01:28 PM

"The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth "

3798j · 01-15-2022, 01:56 PM

''Jerry, just remember it’s not a lie if you believe it."...George Costanza

3.0L · 01-15-2022, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

"The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth "

And the most dangerous lies are half-truths.

Esteban · 01-15-2022, 05:38 PM

"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close but your enemies closer."

Michael Corleone

The last part has been attributed Sun Tzu and sometimes to Petrarch.

evil-G-nius · 01-15-2022, 06:26 PM

"Relax motherfucker, if you hear the shot it wasn't meant for you"

Darius Kincaid

jsf721 · 01-15-2022, 07:10 PM

If it moves and it shouldn’t -duct tape

If it does not move and it should - WD40

Dino GT · 01-16-2022, 09:47 PM

"Having no emotions has nothing to do with manliness"

Esteban · 01-16-2022, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vanguard13

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Originally Posted by Esteban

"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close but your enemies closer."

Michael Corleone

The last part has been attributed Sun Tzu and sometimes to Petrarch.

I've had to modify this saying:

"Keep your enemies close but your sisters closer."

Don't ask

Okay, I won't… (I'm curious, though)

Tambohamilton · 01-17-2022, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Okay, I won't… (I'm curious, though)

Curious about his sisters? Steady....

Esteban · 01-17-2022, 02:45 PM

Damn, vanguard13, that's some serious drama. Sorry about your mom and big bro.

Tambohamilton · 01-17-2022, 03:32 PM

Man. That sucks! Why folk got to be so greedy??

cmyx6go · 01-17-2022, 05:04 PM

@vanguard13. Sorry to hear those stories. I can’t imagine a sibling screwing you over like that. Very sad.

floridaorange · 01-17-2022, 05:12 PM

Van - you likely score high on ACES quiz, hope you have some good support and love around you! Dr John Delony on youtube is a great resource.

Esteban · 01-17-2022, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vanguard13

I only answer half yes! (OK, maybe a few more).
But we were well fed, and were happy with just minor misdemeanors.
I was an alter boy in two churches, but didn't have that problem.
My mom ruled the dinner table with a pancake spatula, though (we were Catholics).

One thing I learned from my parents relationship (& my mom pounded this into me), treat your woman right.
I have a strong, supportive & magnificent wife. And my dogs love me.
I do have problems trusting others....

The love of a good woman can go a long way.

shoei · 01-17-2022, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanguard13

I only answer half yes! (OK, maybe a few more).
But we were well fed, and were happy with just minor misdemeanors.
I was an alter boy in two churches, but didn't have that problem.
My mom ruled the dinner table with a pancake spatula, though (we were Catholics).

One thing I learned from my parents relationship (& my mom pounded this into me), treat your woman right.
I have a strong, supportive & magnificent wife. And my dogs love me.
I do have problems trusting others....

The love of a good woman can go a long way.

Or a very short way. Short way off a very steep cliff?

01-12-2022, 10:34 AM	#859
3.0L Colonel 12511 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a faucet on the toe and directions on the heel." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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01-13-2022, 08:55 AM	#862
M_Six Free Thinker 20264 Rep 7,564 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	"The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters." -Old Army saying __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede
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01-13-2022, 09:07 AM	#863
Addbuyer Lieutenant 868 Rep 469 Posts Drives: X3MC Join Date: May 2020 Location: U.K. iTrader: (0)	To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better...Confucius
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01-13-2022, 09:19 PM	#864
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34884 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	Time is a commodity. To say "I don't have time, is like saying, I don't want to"
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01-14-2022, 10:57 AM	#865
3.0L Colonel 12511 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"Jeepers Mr. Science, if wasn't for the wheel, my dad would have to drag his car to work." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Has it been 4 years yet?
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01-15-2022, 01:28 PM	#866
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34884 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth "
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01-15-2022, 01:56 PM	#867
3798j Fleet Mechanic 13884 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: E86 3.0si Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Susquehanna Valley iTrader: (0) Garage List '19 VW Golf R [10.00] '55 Ford F100 [0.00] '08 Z4 3.0SI [8.50] '66 Triumph TR4A [0.00] '85 Corvette [0.00] '64 Corvette [10.00] '68 Triumph GT6 [9.50]	''Jerry, just remember it’s not a lie if you believe it."...George Costanza
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01-15-2022, 05:38 PM	#869
Esteban Major General 59531 Rep 7,241 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close but your enemies closer." Michael Corleone The last part has been attributed Sun Tzu and sometimes to Petrarch.
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01-15-2022, 06:26 PM	#870
evil-G-nius Broke A$$ Super Hero 2246 Rep 248 Posts Drives: Infiniti G37 S Coupe Join Date: Jan 2021 Location: PSL Florida iTrader: (0)	"Relax motherfucker, if you hear the shot it wasn't meant for you" Darius Kincaid
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01-15-2022, 07:10 PM	#871
jsf721 Captain 1146 Rep 922 Posts Drives: 2019 540i X M Sport Join Date: May 2019 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (0)	If it moves and it shouldn’t -duct tape If it does not move and it should - WD40
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01-16-2022, 09:47 PM	#872
Dino GT Enlisted Member 34884 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Having no emotions has nothing to do with manliness"
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01-17-2022, 02:45 PM	#875
Esteban Major General 59531 Rep 7,241 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	Damn, vanguard13, that's some serious drama. Sorry about your mom and big bro.
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01-17-2022, 03:32 PM	#876
Tambohamilton Brigadier General 3297 Rep 4,224 Posts Drives: E91 330d Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Herefordshire iTrader: (0)	Man. That sucks! Why folk got to be so greedy??
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01-17-2022, 05:04 PM	#877
cmyx6go Colonel 17147 Rep 2,093 Posts Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: NYC iTrader: (2) Garage List 2019 X6 ///M [10.00]	@vanguard13. Sorry to hear those stories. I can’t imagine a sibling screwing you over like that. Very sad.
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