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      04-12-2016, 02:55 PM   #8823
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Ladies, what gets you hot and bothered more - $20k shoes or similar priced jewelry? Or, just a good dude who will take care of you with honesty and sensitivity?
inb4 an honest, sensitive dude who can afford both the shoes AND the jewelry.
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Honest, sensitive dudes don't have money. C'mon now.
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inb4 an honest, sensitive dude who can afford both the shoes AND the jewelry.
Yeah...until she's bored of his sensitive ass and shacks up with 1MOREMOD .
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inb4 an honest, sensitive dude who can afford both the shoes AND the jewelry.
InB4 Mr.SugarSkulls.
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InB4 Mr.SugarSkulls.
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      04-12-2016, 03:04 PM   #8828
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Yeah...until she's bored of his sensitive ass and shacks up with 1MOREMOD .
But by then, she has 100% of the stuff he gave her and 50% of all the stuff he ever would have given her. AND, she has 1MOREMOD . It really is kind of a win win (unless you are the honest, sensitive, wealthy, super-well-hung guy.)

Wait... I left that last part off last time... sorry to get autobiographical guys. Except the rich part. Or the divorced part.)
Or the super-well-hung part. HEY... I'm honest and somewhat sensitive. *cries*
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Ladies, what gets you hot and bothered more - $20k shoes or similar priced jewelry? Or, just a good dude who will take care of you with honesty and sensitivity?
I hope that isn't one pair of shoes for $20k. Unless made of solid gold and I can melt them down into bars.
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But by then, she has 100% of the stuff he gave her and 50% of all the stuff he ever would have given her. AND, she has 1MOREMOD . It really is kind of a win win (unless you are the honest, sensitive, wealthy, super-well-hung guy.)

Wait... I left that last part off last time... sorry to get autobiographical guys. Except the rich part. Or the divorced part.)
Or the super-well-hung part. HEY... I'm honest and somewhat sensitive. *cries*
That's what Disney movies taught girls how men "should" be.

Edit: my wife is most of those. Just not blonde.

Why you think so many couples divorce? Lol.

Oh and TV and porn tell dudes how women should be. Prim and proper in public but a huge slut in bed...but just for you...and you taught her all the moves. Oh, and she's hot, big titted (in TX), blonde (in TX), believes everything you say, cooks well and raises kids like Mrs. Walton does.
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I hope that isn't one pair of shoes for $20k. Unless made of solid gold and I can melt them down into bars.
Don't you mean...

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I noticed it! But it will go away after the system fixes the glitch, I think.
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Ladies, what gets you hot and bothered more - $20k shoes or similar priced jewelry? Or, just a good dude who will take care of you with honesty and sensitivity?
I hope that isn't one pair of shoes for $20k. Unless made of solid gold and I can melt them down into bars.
You are an old soul and going to be a great catch
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Yeah...until she's bored of his sensitive ass and shacks up with 1MOREMOD .
Who's women am I stealing?
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Who's women am I stealing?
Well referring to your "type".

Not sure if you've indeed burgled anyone's woman.
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