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      05-13-2016, 04:46 PM   #9395
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I'd save some face for him here and say his wife likes to jiggle his stick, but it's not present at all. Looks like they both prefer to be ridden than to ride.


Hey, to each his own. Whatever suits your...tranny.
After all I have done for you???



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      05-15-2016, 02:27 PM   #9396
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Hah Massachusetts. Surprising number of finns. It's kind of sad the next gen Finns don't seem to care as much about their past but I guess it makes sense as they become more American and less finnish in the melting pot if that makes any sense. Like there is the big Finn hall and they used to have big celebrations and the summer finnish games which I guess we're kind of like the summer Olympics for them. Now they festivals and events are barely attended. They don't have the games anymore. I like to go and listen to their stories and the food is always good. Like my father in law introduced me to met big ogre with fingers like sausages turns out he was a weightlifting champion and had some crazy stories. My FIL was the finnish wresting champion for one year only, as he tells it, the guy who was better than him was in jail, so for one year he was the champion in his weight class until the guy got out. I really wanted to learn finnish but I have no one but my wife to speak it to so kind of pointless.

Utah? No thanks.
This isn't a problem in america only, though my most current confrontation with it is with your school system.

When we lived there I was told multiple times by teachers that I should start speaking English to the kids at home. I told them that each culture has their merits and that the kids will learn both, not just one. And they did.

Now we are looking into yet an other school system, and I hired a tutor here in finland for my kids so that they can start preparing for yet an other language.

"but anna you speak the language, why don't you speak it to them?"

Ugh. To learn more, you have to master your mother's language. It is the the basis you build from.

As for the culture, I admit being a fuck up.

"so really. We escape usa without knowing why the fuck religions are such a big deal but here we are assumed to know? Mom wtf... Keep up."
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      05-15-2016, 05:44 PM   #9397
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Ladies, what position hits your g spot? Are there any that you can't stand?
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      05-15-2016, 10:46 PM   #9398
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Ladies, what position hits your g spot? Are there any that you can't stand?
Clarification needed

So are you looking for some that are laying down?
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      05-15-2016, 11:10 PM   #9399
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Ladies, what position hits your g spot? Are there any that you can't stand?
Clarification needed

So are you looking for some that are laying down?
Laying down, standing up, picked up, knees, swings, hanging from chandelier. It's all good and curious which one really hits the spot.
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Laying down, standing up, picked up, knees, swings, hanging from chandelier. It's all good and curious which one really hits the spot.
wow! +1 for trolling a troll
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Must have scared them with my question.

Here is PG 13 - have you ever went in public wearing yoga pants without panties?
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Must have scared them with my question.

Here is PG 13 - have you ever went in public wearing yoga pants without panties?
Petrified.

No, but I do try to freeball and let them air out from time to time.
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Petrified.

No, but I do try to freeball and let them air out from time to time.
Them?
It's a trap!
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      05-16-2016, 11:28 PM   #9405
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Always wondered...why the hell is he named General Akbar?
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It's a trap!
Well a woman did say it
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Always wondered...why the hell is he named General Akbar?
His first name is Allahu.
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His first name is Allahu.
Damn.... First name basis.
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Damn.... First name basis.
Waiting for a geeksplosion is information from someone about is heritage and genealogy going back a couple thousand years - tracing him all the way back to his Homo sapiens ancestors.
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Where all the girls? What happened to Sara504?
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Where all the girls? What happened to Sara504?
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Where all the girls? What happened to Sara504?
She made an appearance yesterday briefly.

We are all here waiting for decent questions.
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That's The beach that Lups goes to.
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She made an appearance yesterday briefly.

We are all here waiting for decent questions.
Yeah! To say something like you're all going to hell, heathens or something? Lol!
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