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      08-16-2016, 01:55 PM   #9571
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banned, Ich bin der Kommissar Hündin.
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      08-16-2016, 02:15 PM   #9577
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banned for not getting that doggystyle penetration.
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      08-16-2016, 02:28 PM   #9580
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you sir are banned it was no wish, it happened the last full moon.
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banned for thinking the full moon was keeping you up. it was the viagra from this morning.
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we all have jobs, mine doesn't make me any better than you guys. banned
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el chapo freed me you're banned again.
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