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Either way - the effort is turrrrible...
Effort??
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Either way - the effort is turrrrible...
Yeah, I agree with Barkley. I fail hitting on women IRL so I'm gonna go to OT and try to get back them! Yeah!

For serious, ask something, play nice, add value or stay out as you already said you would.
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Yup.

Thanks! It's hard indeed.

Now that's some quality dad time! Hey, with that i8... You know you're going to get the paparazzi!
Keep up the good works thanks for the new sig quote.
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My question for the ladies. Is this turtle happy to see you?
That is all. I believe it is a near extinct Morning Wood Turtle.
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My question for the ladies. Is this turtle happy to see you?
That is all. I believe it is a near extinct Morning Wood Turtle.
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I believe it is a near extinct Morning Wood Turtle.
If you get plenty of cardio exercise, you may find that the species never dies. In fact it may even branch off into other subspecies.... The All Night Wood Turtles and even the more elusive Daydream Wood Turtle.

Do be careful though, too much and you may come across a very rare BP OT Mustache Wood Turtle.
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Yeah, I agree with Barkley. I fail hitting on women IRL so I'm gonna go to OT and try to get back them! Yeah!

For serious, ask something, play nice, add value or stay out as you already said you would.
hahaha says the man who needs OT to have female contact, guess the "wife"not giving u any cause she's too tired of giving up all day to men who don't hang out at OT forums. Keep playing nice you might get laid LMAO
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...and it begins....
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knows a guy that knows a guy.......lol
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And it continues....
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hahaha says the man who needs OT to have female contact, guess the "wife"not giving u any cause she's too tired of giving up all day to men who don't hang out at OT forums. Keep playing nice you might get laid LMAO
says the man with "pricks" right in his forum nickname. Sorry, but Mywifes335 only goes for the ladies. But your attempts to pick him up are attractive. You have a shot with Xiaoxi if you own a Miata. Also, careful, Biorin seems nice, but the is really a petite mexican dude who is part of the Zetas.

Edit: In fact, does the full nick decode to "see pricks seven", like you enjoy taking them 7 at a time?
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hahaha says the man who needs OT to have female contact, guess the "wife"not giving u any cause she's too tired of giving up all day to men who don't hang out at OT forums. Keep playing nice you might get laid LMAO
says the man with "pricks" right in his forum nickname. Sorry, but Mywifes335 only goes for the ladies. But your attempts to pick him up are attractive. You have a shot with Xiaoxi if you own a Miata. Also, careful, Biorin seems nice, but the is really a petite mexican dude who is part of the Zetas.
....aptly named, 'Death From Above'.....
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So who's the new knob jockey that's talking smack?
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hahaha says the man who needs OT to have female contact, guess the "wife"not giving u any cause she's too tired of giving up all day to men who don't hang out at OT forums. Keep playing nice you might get laid LMAO
I suppose I wouldn't expect any less from a guy who wears True Religion jeans. Do you teach your son to speak to people this way as well?
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So who's the new knob jockey that's talking smack?
Not sure, but someone left this for him...
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Dare I say.....smells like Ghosts of Banned Past.
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Dude... that crosses the line. You should never post pictures of a guys wife or girlfriend... oh wait...

never mind. Carry on.
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LOL I like this..... now it's becoming a real OT thread
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LOL I like this..... now it's becoming a real OT thread
Guys! Guys! We have his approval now. Phew. I was getting worried there.
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Guys! Guys! We have his approval now. Phew. I was getting worried there.
Thank God, we can all finally get some sleep at night now!
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