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      06-07-2016, 12:49 PM   #9791
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      06-07-2016, 12:56 PM   #9792
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I had deleted my comment about the child support one since it wasn't exactly "funny", but Axius.. man LOL.
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Who here has sent you pics of their privates?
Ladies, do you really get dick pics sent to you?
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      06-07-2016, 02:38 PM   #9794
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      06-07-2016, 02:48 PM   #9795
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I once sent @Lups a pick of my ____________.

She wanted more.
True story! It's impossible to find good raisins and he clearly had a source.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-07-2016, 02:49 PM   #9796
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True story! It's impossible to find good raisins and he clearly had a source.
LMAO.
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      06-07-2016, 02:52 PM   #9797
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"biorin looking for baby daddy #2, biorin=not funny"

Aww, who can I thank for these tags?
Wow! Damn!

Can I apply? I'd love to have more babies and since you work and are the rich bitch, I'd love to impregnate you.

Hold on, I am sending my cv to you at once.
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      06-07-2016, 02:53 PM   #9798
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LMAO.
That's not funny! We women love to look at a set of tight man buns. Never laugh your ass off.

Maybe calves. We can edit those out from the view.
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      06-07-2016, 03:42 PM   #9799
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Because too small?
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      06-07-2016, 06:38 PM   #9801
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Wow! Damn!

Can I apply? I'd love to have more babies and since you work and are the rich bitch, I'd love to impregnate you.

Hold on, I am sending my cv to you at once.
Bring your peter. You're in. Literally.
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      06-07-2016, 07:32 PM   #9802
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Nice to see you ladies come back! Welcome, welcome...

Even the mustachioed one.
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Bring your peter. You're in. Literally.
We are getting close to pay per view. Start looking for the mustache...
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      06-07-2016, 07:34 PM   #9804
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That's not funny! We women love to look at a set of tight man buns. Never laugh your ass off.

Maybe calves. We can edit those out from the view.
My quads are huge and muscular....is that acceptable?
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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      06-08-2016, 12:37 AM   #9805
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My quads are huge and muscular....is that acceptable?
Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
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      06-08-2016, 01:19 AM   #9806
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Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
I thought you're a sucker for calves?

Wow. So then, how MUCH higher?
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      06-08-2016, 02:33 AM   #9807
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Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
I thought you're a sucker for calves?

Wow. So then, how MUCH higher?
Depends on the man.
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      06-08-2016, 01:15 PM   #9808
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I once sent @Lups a pick of my ____________.

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True story! It's impossible to find good raisins and he clearly had a source.
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      06-08-2016, 01:29 PM   #9809
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Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
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      06-08-2016, 01:34 PM   #9810
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That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
not the best image .. did you make Lup's pool 100%
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      06-08-2016, 01:36 PM   #9811
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I thought you're a sucker for calves?

Wow. So then, how MUCH higher?
My eyes tend to be fixed on shoulders and back muscles more than easily bloated man buns.
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Depends on the man.
This.
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That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!
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      06-08-2016, 01:40 PM   #9812
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That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
Pics or it didn't happen.
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