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      06-08-2016, 01:52 PM   #9813
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not the best image .. did you make Lup's pool 100%
I'm the best damn poolboy she's ever had. Grant it, the only one, but still the best.

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You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!
But, but, but...., ugh, fine. On one condition, jalapenos for dinner.

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Pics or it didn't happen.
I signed an NDA and already broke one rule, not going to break anymore. I've learned my lesson.
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      06-08-2016, 01:57 PM   #9814
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I signed an NDA and already broke one rule, not going to break anymore. I've learned my lesson.
The damage has been done. You might as well make the most of it.

How the heck did this happen?

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      06-08-2016, 02:02 PM   #9815
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The damage has been done. You might as well make the most of it.

How the heck did this happen?

Much like I noted in the chat thread, nobody will ever reach the level of awesomeness I am at, so inherently, I get mega rep while noone else can.
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      06-08-2016, 02:09 PM   #9816
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My eyes tend to be fixed on shoulders and back muscles more than easily bloated man buns.

This.


You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!
That works too... Have big shoulders and back.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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      06-08-2016, 02:12 PM   #9817
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My quads are huge and muscular....is that acceptable?
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That works too... Have big shoulders and back.
Mywifes335, is this you?

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      06-08-2016, 02:13 PM   #9818
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Mywifes335, is this you?

Dude how did you know what his cum face looks like?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-08-2016, 02:14 PM   #9819
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My eyes tend to be fixed on shoulders and back muscles more than easily bloated man buns.
I bet if he tied the net to his schlong and swam around cleaning your pool, you may focus elsewhere. Especially, during backstroke cleaning.
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      06-08-2016, 02:16 PM   #9820
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I bet if he tied the net to his schlong and swam around cleaning your pool, you may focus elsewhere. Especially, during backstroke cleaning.
Pffft, already tried doing that, it ended up just dragging on the bottom of the pool stirring everything up that needed to be vacuumed.
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      06-08-2016, 02:16 PM   #9821
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Dude how did you know what his cum face looks like?
It's called an "O" or "Oh" face. Do i have to teach you everything?
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I bet if he tied the net to his schlong and swam around cleaning your pool, you may focus elsewhere. Especially, during backstroke cleaning.
I can't even remember when we started this pool boy joke with my dear Ax, but he hates cleaning and I hate pools so we might as well be married.
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      06-08-2016, 02:18 PM   #9823
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Pffft, already tried doing that, it ended up just dragging on the bottom of the pool stirring everything up that needed to be vacuumed.
Well then Lups needs to jump in and steady the pole.
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      06-08-2016, 02:19 PM   #9824
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I can't even remember when we started this pool boy joke with my dear Ax, but he hates cleaning and I hate pools so we might as well be married.
lol, how did all that even come about? Either way, I'll never poolboy for anyone else in my life.

We also mutually hate Audis and spit on them as they go by.
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      06-08-2016, 02:20 PM   #9825
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It's called an "O" or "Oh" face. Do i have to teach you everything?
Fourth language!!!!

So yes.
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      06-08-2016, 02:20 PM   #9826
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Pffft, already tried doing that, it ended up just dragging on the bottom of the pool stirring everything up that needed to be vacuumed.
ten garbage bags full..
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      06-08-2016, 02:23 PM   #9827
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ten garbage bags full..
You shut your mouth, I keep that mother fucking pool spotless damnit.

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Well then Lups needs to jump in and steady the pole.
I signed an NDA.
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Fourth language!!!!

So yes.
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Fourth language!!!!

So yes.
I believe you know, Five languages.
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      06-08-2016, 03:08 PM   #9831
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      06-08-2016, 03:10 PM   #9832
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Just no. I wouldn't be leaning away from a hot stud like that!
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      06-08-2016, 03:19 PM   #9833
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Which female do you dislike the most?
I dislike Ice-T's wife, Coco. Too many fake parts. But I don't know her personally so maybe she's a lovely person in real life.
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I dislike Ice-T's wife, Coco. Too many fake parts. But I don't know her personally so maybe she's a lovely person in real life.
Ops, allow me to clarify. Which female on here do you dislike?
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