Ask a girl anything?

Axius · 06-09-2016, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Lups Axius

My speedo is white damnit!

Body is spot on though, Lups can't keep her eyes off me.

jtodd_fl · 06-09-2016, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Don't forget Anna is "Finnish" my friend !

If he sees pictures of her without clothes, Mywifes335 is likely to "finnish" too.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Axius · 06-09-2016, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If he sees pictures of her without clothes, Mywifes335 is likely to "finnish" too.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?

jtodd_fl · 06-09-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?

The finnish is sweder than a Danish in all of Scandinavia. Norway would I pass that up.

(Yeah, sorry...)

bimmette · 06-09-2016, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?

The finnish is sweder than a Danish in Finland. Norway would I pass that up.

(Yeah, sorry...)

You're stooping Oslo as that huh?

jtodd_fl · 06-09-2016, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You're stooping Oslo as that huh?

Very nice. Yes, I have to Stockholm goods for a long winter, lest I get trapped in Helsinki darkness without proper food/water.

(Wow, really reaching now!)

1MOREMOD · 06-09-2016, 08:50 AM

Don't go full retard

bimmette · 06-09-2016, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't go full retard

It's too late for jtodd.

bimmette · 06-09-2016, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You're stooping Oslo as that huh?

Very nice. Yes, I have to Stockholm goods for a long winter, lest I get trapped in Helsinki darkness without proper food/water.

(Wow, really reaching now!)

Yeah, you're Tallinn me!

jtodd_fl · 06-09-2016, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah, you're Tallinn me!

OK, OK. Branching out of Scandinavia. I see this will be a Riga-rous test of my geography knowledge!

Axius · 06-09-2016, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

The finnish is sweder than a Danish in all of Scandinavia. Norway would I pass that up.

(Yeah, sorry...)

One thing I do know is I'd never be Stalin if I ever had to finnish a finnish while she bangkok'd me in intercourse county.

bimmette · 06-09-2016, 08:58 AM

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Yeah, you're Tallinn me!

OK, OK. Branching out of Scandinavia. I see this will be a Riga-rous test of my geography knowledge!

Latvia tell you that Tallinn is just a quick ferry ride from Helsinki.

jtodd_fl · 06-09-2016, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Latvia tell you that Tallinn is just a quick ferry ride from Helsinki.

Wow... be careful in Latvia though, Moscows are Russian to get places and will stampede you.

bimmette · 06-09-2016, 09:06 AM

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Latvia tell you that Tallinn is just a quick ferry ride from Helsinki.

Wow... be careful in Latvia though, Moscows are Russian to get places and will stampede you.

: Czech you out!

:

Ok I'm done. I'm going back to sleep. So far no dreams of donuts.

Axius · 06-09-2016, 09:06 AM

Fuck it, just Amsterdam her ass.

jtodd_fl · 06-09-2016, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

: Czech you out!

:

Ok I'm done. I'm going back to sleep. So far no dreams of donuts.

OK good. Get some sleep. Stop reading and give that Bucharest so you can get some sleep!

(Also done)

Edit: As always with me, I let the lady finish first...

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If he sees pictures of her without clothes, Mywifes335 is likely to "finnish" too.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

And then....you swallowed. Cuz you're not a classy broad.

Axius · 06-09-2016, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

And then....you swallowed. Cuz you're not a classy broad.

So classy broads just take it all over the face? I learned something new today!

UglyBuzzard · 06-09-2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So classy broads just take it all over the face? I learned something new today!

Believe it or not, some do. Switch is flipped behind closed doors. Personally, never really got into that though.

It is the ones that gargle and spit back at you that you should worry about.

Although some here might call that marriage material.

Axius · 06-09-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Believe it or not, some do. Switch is flipped behind closed doors. Personally, never really got into that though.

It is the ones that gargle and spit back at you that you should worry about.

Although some here might call that marriage material.

All the above is fair game, it's alright to be a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

I remember the first time I got laid I blew the load in the girls hair and she apparently didn't notice until the morning when it was a little crusty. I heard her say "I think it's in my hair" as I pretended to be asleep on the couch.

After the left, watched her get a parking ticket for parking too close to a stop sign.

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 12:47 PM

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So classy broads just take it all over the face? I learned something new today!

Classy broads spit/not swallow.

UncleWede · 06-09-2016, 12:48 PM

So ladies, what is it about the sentence "I have no idea" that is seemingly so damn confusing to females (OK, maybe just the ones I marry)????

This morning, while discussing a family party we were invited to:
Her: "Where is <name> going that it's a birthday and going-away party?"
Me: "I have no idea."
Her: "Well, did you hear anything from your mom or brother?"
Me:

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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18454 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	So ladies, what is it about the sentence "I have no idea" that is seemingly so damn confusing to females (OK, maybe just the ones I marry)???? This morning, while discussing a family party we were invited to: Her: "Where is <name> going that it's a birthday and going-away party?" Me: "I have no idea." Her: "Well, did you hear anything from your mom or brother?" Me:
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