Ask a girl anything?

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

All the above is fair game, it's alright to be a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

I remember the first time I got laid I blew the load in the girls hair and she apparently didn't notice until the morning when it was a little crusty. I heard her say "I think it's in my hair" as I pretended to be asleep on the couch.

After the left, watched her get a parking ticket for parking too close to a stop sign.

Now THATS classy. True walk of shame. Crusty jizz in hair and a ticket to remember you by.

UglyBuzzard · 06-09-2016, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

All the above is fair game, it's alright to be a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

I remember the first time I got laid I blew the load in the girls hair and she apparently didn't notice until the morning when it was a little crusty. I heard her say "I think it's in my hair" as I pretended to be asleep on the couch.

After the left, watched her get a parking ticket for parking too close to a stop sign.

glad you didn't say she hopped on her bike and road home

Lups · 06-09-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If he sees pictures of her without clothes, Mywifes335 is likely to "finnish" too.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?

I feel like I should reply to these just to point out how bad these jokes were, but I have you know a storm hit our cabin yesterday! I helped to clear the road and this idiot got a huge cut in his hand. Since I had a clean shirt, I ripped it partially to tie it up and he went very white (even for a Finn.). I would love to say it was the blood loss, but I think it was my out of shape body more.

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I feel like I should reply to these just to point out how bad these jokes were, but I have you know a storm hit our cabin yesterday! I helped to clear the road and this idiot got a huge cut in his hand. Since I had a clean shirt, I ripped it partially to tie it up and he went very white (even for a Finn.). I would love to say it was the blood loss, but I think it was my out of shape body more.

I think the blood rushed from his face to his dick. Period.

Who are you? Hulk Hogan? The Rock? Tearing your shirt in half...

Lups · 06-09-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So ladies, what is it about the sentence "I have no idea" that is seemingly so damn confusing to females (OK, maybe just the ones I marry)????

This morning, while discussing a family party we were invited to:
Her: "Where is <name> going that it's a birthday and going-away party?"
Me: "I have no idea."
Her: "Well, did you hear anything from your mom or brother?"
Me:

Oh god I do this!

In my case I think the person asking should know by now that I don't really care. What ever the party is for, I'd rather not go. And by reminding me, I have to make excuses to avoid it. Just don't fucking ask and we can both seem innocent.

Joekerr · 06-09-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I feel like I should reply to these just to point out how bad these jokes were, but I have you know a storm hit our cabin yesterday! I helped to clear the road and this idiot got a huge cut in his hand. Since I had a clean shirt, I ripped it partially to tie it up and he went very white (even for a Finn.). I would love to say it was the blood loss, but I think it was my out of shape body more.

Certainly possible.

But aren't Finns also by nature a cheap people? I say this being well aware that my background is Scottish and therefore, well, I suppose enough is said just by that. If so, it is also possible that he was simply dismayed at the wanton destruction of a perfectly good shirt.

Lups · 06-09-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I think the blood rushed from his face to his dick. Period.

Who are you? Hulk Hogan? The Rock? Tearing your shirt in half...

Dude, it's finland. Nudity is allowed here, but the man really fears me. And for a reason.

He ran over my dog about nine years ago, and he has since learned that I take pleasure from tormenting small minded dicks.
Dude cotton tears easily. Try it!

Lups · 06-09-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Certainly possible.

But aren't Finns also by nature a cheap people? I say this being well aware that my background is Scottish and therefore, well, I suppose enough is said just by that. If so, it is also possible that he was simply dismayed at the wanton destruction of a perfectly good shirt.

You scotts can all fuck yourselves! (did you know, that we were still at war a few years ago just because nobody remembered to declare peace after ww2?)

Probably it was the shirt. The man and his binoculars have seen all the goods previosly.

Axius · 06-09-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Classy broads spit/not swallow.

What do they spit it into? Do you keep a semen cup next to the bed? What if you're boning in your office at work? The keyboard?

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Now THATS classy. True walk of shame. Crusty jizz in hair and a ticket to remember you by.

It was definitely one of my prouder moments in life. HS was a fun time.

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

glad you didn't say she hopped on her bike and road home

What if it was a Bianchi? Those are some rad road bikes!

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Originally Posted by Lups

I feel like I should reply to these just to point out how bad these jokes were, but I have you know a storm hit our cabin yesterday! I helped to clear the road and this idiot got a huge cut in his hand. Since I had a clean shirt, I ripped it partially to tie it up and he went very white (even for a Finn.). I would love to say it was the blood loss, but I think it was my out of shape body more.

Babe, don't sit here and try to fool anyone. He went white because he started thinking about Finnishing with you in bed butt neked.

Lups · 06-09-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What do they spit it into? Do you keep a semen cup next to the bed? What if you're boning in your office at work? The keyboard?

It was definitely one of my prouder moments in life. HS was a fun time.

What if it was a Bianchi? Those are some rad road bikes!

Babe, don't sit here and try to fool anyone. He went white because he started thinking about Finnishing with you in bed butt neked.

Fuck off ax.

And text me!

Axius · 06-09-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Fuck off ax.

And text me!

I was the last one to text you and you totally blew me off! You fucketh off!

Just wait until the algae starts making a nice fuzzy pink layer in the pool.

Lups · 06-09-2016, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I was the last one to text you and you totally blew me off! You fucketh off!

Just wait until the algae starts making a nice fuzzy pink layer in the pool.

I feel like you're being a bitch and I need to suck to make it up to you! (k, that worked in many languages better than it did in English!)

Axius · 06-09-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I feel like you're being a bitch and I need to suck to make it up to you! (k, that worked in many languages better than it did in English!)

Suck away dearest!

Lups · 06-09-2016, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Suck away dearest!

Lol, fy!

"so mom they sell coconut milk in cans and here you are with a saw so that we can have food. You know in america they feed kids macaroni and cheese and call it a meal."

God I hate my kids.

F30lolz · 06-09-2016, 03:37 PM

Miss Peter?

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What do they spit it into? Do you keep a semen cup next to the bed? What if you're boning in your office at work? The keyboard?.

In the office, it was the garbage can or paper towel/tissue. In the car in the parking garage on the floor or wipes. In bedroom usually walks over to sink or toilet.

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What do they spit it into? Do you keep a semen cup next to the bed? What if you're boning in your office at work? The keyboard?

It was definitely one of my prouder moments in life. HS was a fun time.

What if it was a Bianchi? Those are some rad road bikes!

Babe, don't sit here and try to fool anyone. He went white because he started thinking about Finnishing with you in bed butt neked.

In HS got busted by a mailman...rather he was watching my gf go to town on me in my tinted out Integra. Always kept a roll of bounty on the backseat for her.

Ah...last time I heard she was an "import model". Classy broad.

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Dude, it's finland. Nudity is allowed here, but the man really fears me. And for a reason.

He ran over my dog about nine years ago, and he has since learned that I take pleasure from tormenting small minded dicks.
Dude cotton tears easily. Try it!

Yikes. Sorry about your dog.

Since nudity is commonplace, please feel free to send me a selfie.

Lups · 06-09-2016, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Miss Peter?

Daily. I mean, I'm well aware my lifestyle isn't Peter lifestyle in Finland either, and I have my friends garages to use for fun but I swear to god even when he was a bitch, I loved him. I seriously think I can't even buy an other m ever because of him.

My friends are sick of me since I refuse to drive and my husband hates me because we don't have a car.

We have warm milk though.