Ask a girl anything?

jtodd_fl · 07-18-2016, 11:02 AM

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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?

Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.

You'd think there'd be volunteers!

F87LUV · 07-18-2016, 11:13 AM

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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?

Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.

You'd think there'd be volunteers!

You seem up for the challenge.

Axius · 07-18-2016, 11:20 AM

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You'd think there'd be volunteers!

Go to Sea World after hours. Shamu makes his own human face shampoo with the helping hands of his team.

jtodd_fl · 07-18-2016, 11:34 AM

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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?

Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.

You'd think there'd be volunteers!

You seem up for the challenge.

Wow. Pretty,sure that one left a scar. Ouch. I'm a practice dummy for the volunteers though - gotta get used to the size.

Har har. Big ePenis.

Aatish · 07-22-2016, 12:35 AM

@bimmette

Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim?

bimmette · 07-22-2016, 01:20 AM

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@bimmette

Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim?

Didn't you watch the video?

I bought 5x5 ft but probably have a third left.

Aatish · 07-22-2016, 01:23 AM

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Didn't you watch the video?

I bought 5x5 ft but probably have a third left.

I disregarded that part for some reason, my b. Thanks.

F30lolz · 07-22-2016, 10:32 AM

Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?

bimmette · 07-22-2016, 10:51 AM

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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?

Nope

F30lolz · 07-22-2016, 11:06 AM

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Nope

Guys are assholes. I'm a guy so I know.

bimmette · 07-22-2016, 11:07 AM

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Nope

Guys are assholes. I'm a guy so I know.

Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha

shockin330i · 07-22-2016, 11:08 AM

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Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha

We're not all bad....

ASBSECU E93 · 07-22-2016, 11:23 AM

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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?

Nope

That sounds like a Bimmette problem, not a Mr. Bimmette problem

shoei · 07-22-2016, 11:27 AM

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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?

Nope

That sounds like a Bimmette problem, not a Mr. Bimmette problem

Well... She'll always have belgie if it comes down to that?

smoosh · 07-22-2016, 11:36 AM

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Nope

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m'lady

ASBSECU E93 · 07-22-2016, 11:44 AM

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Nope

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m'lady

Case in point....

silvergray545 · 07-22-2016, 11:49 AM

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Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha

So you're saying you want to be a switch hitter...

Torgus · 07-22-2016, 11:54 AM

Have any of you ever uttered the phrase: This isn't going to lick itself?

smoosh · 07-22-2016, 12:00 PM

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Case in point....

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m'sir

UncleWede · 07-22-2016, 01:34 PM

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Have any of you ever uttered the phrase: This isn't going to lick itself?

That's what seems to keep "popping up" when I log into FB

1MOREMOD · 07-22-2016, 09:07 PM

Hey smoosh what's the going rate for a bj on the streets

///M Power-Belgium · 07-22-2016, 09:18 PM

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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?

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Nope

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Well... She'll always have belgie if it comes down to that?

07-22-2016, 12:35 AM	#9993
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	@bimmette Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim? __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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