What do you all do for a living?

aksi · 09-07-2014, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

Sex toy tester. Some of them I will never forget...

How did the sybian go?

upstatedoc · 09-07-2014, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Masturbating isn't very difficult. Maybe a 1 minute process if you're legit.

Good money man, don't even need to show your face.

I'm a newcomer. How do I get started in this?

954Stealth · 09-07-2014, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I'm a newcomer. How do I get started in this?

The first thing is to make a photocopy of your photo I.d.

F1Venom · 09-07-2014, 06:24 PM

I'm a sugar daddy.

Devant · 09-07-2014, 06:55 PM

I'm a wet boy.

954Stealth · 09-07-2014, 08:01 PM

Go-go dancer. fine, don't believe me. Let's just all have a laugh and pretend I'm joking

CJ421 · 09-07-2014, 08:32 PM

Intergalactic bounty hunter ...

Billup · 09-08-2014, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I'm a newcomer. How do I get started in this?

Find someone local in the industry. Sit in front of a camera and whack off for however long, and then you get some money. Sometimes you'll get offered this or that. Just have to have a good looking dick.

.... seriously.

rjpeaks · 09-08-2014, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

during the day i teach newcomers to america, spanish, seeing as how it is the first option when you get when you call and get an automated system. plus the english language has gone to shit.

twice a week at night i play the middle person in the human centipede. I'm a giver and a receiver, but because I'm the middle i can only do it two nights a week. it takes a lot out of me.

hahahahaha

Repoman · 09-08-2014, 02:12 PM

I'm a sandwich artist. "Would you like that toasted?"

Money in the bank son!

Billup · 09-08-2014, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Repoman

I'm a sandwich artist. "Would you like that toasted?"

Money in the bank son!

I thought the correct term was "Sandwich Engineer".

P1 · 09-08-2014, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I thought the correct term was "Sandwich Engineer".

Tastemaker

Repoman · 09-08-2014, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I thought the correct term was "Sandwich Engineer".

It takes 5 years to become a Sandwich Engineer. Sadly I don't have enough mustard as yet.

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Originally Posted by P1et

Tastemaker

Exactly.

aksi · 09-08-2014, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Repoman

I'm a sandwich artist. "Would you like that toasted?"

Money in the bank son!

You better be charging extra for the oven running fee.

rjpeaks · 09-09-2014, 02:31 PM

i am helping the fast food workers get $20 an hour.
_____
GTron - what city are you in..

mattburch · 09-18-2014, 06:45 PM

got some good laughs out of some of the responses!

thanks for those who were serious though

just curious and thought it might start some good conversation among other members

grieverr · 09-18-2014, 11:30 PM

These threads always lead to fun answers. I don't know why people are so afraid of writing down their profession - I work in IT, I do storage. And as I get older, I like it less. Anyone know a good industry to transition out of IT and in to?!!

I especially don't understand the business owners not wanting to talk about their businesses. Is this not an opportunity to network or maybe get a new customer or two? Or does it just lead to people trolling you?

bga23 · 09-18-2014, 11:51 PM

Hit man.

NemesisX · 09-18-2014, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by grieverr

These threads always lead to fun answers. I don't know why people are so afraid of writing down their profession - I work in IT, I do storage. And as I get older, I like it less. Anyone know a good industry to transition out of IT and in to?!!

I especially don't understand the business owners not wanting to talk about their businesses. Is this not an opportunity to network or maybe get a new customer or two? Or does it just lead to people trolling you?

It's just a lose-lose situation. If you're moderately successful then you might come off as bragging if you tell people that you're the CTO of Accenture (for example) on an internet message board. If you're in a less prestigious role, then you might feel awkward or bashful.

There are actually plenty of interesting books that touch on this idea. The upshot is that people generally feel most comfortable talking to people of similar socioeconomic status and occupational prestige.

grieverr · 09-19-2014, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by NemesisX

There are actually plenty of interesting books that touch on this idea. The upshot is that people generally feel most comfortable talking to people of similar socioeconomic status and occupational prestige.

Makes sense having everyone be on the level on a message board. I hadn't seen it that way.

grieverr · 09-19-2014, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jexter

Isn't that what linkedin is for?

Maybe it's just in my circles, but I know a few people who are not active on linkedin and are potentially missing out on making contacts.

But after having some conversations, I think I can understand a few reasons for not answering.

I do like knowing industries that people are in, just because every so often I learn that a (new to me) certain industry exists!

ddk632 · 09-19-2014, 09:18 AM

It's also the way that the question is asked. The simple truth is that most often people troll with these kinds of questions.

When people make a thread genuinely asking for career move advice or a young kid wants to know what he can do to afford his dream car one day, they get real answers.

This thread is beat to death on many forums especially luxury and exotic cars.

OP said something about how many of the new M3/M4 owners look young so the way he put it was suggestive of trolling. Did your parents buy you the M4? Etc.

The simple truth is, it doesn't matter what you do; and having a certain car tells really nothing about a person's financial prowess to be able to obtain said car.

There are so many paths in career, business, investing, etc., that the very hypothesis of "M4 owners must be X to afford an M4" is flawed.

Thus it is the wrong question being asked in the wrong way.

Just my opinion. And, if OT wasn't always OT it wouldn't be as much fun to hand around here!

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