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      07-21-2015, 01:35 PM   #89
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Just thinking about their valuation based on what they knew earning steam looked like.

Again - too many variables prior to income rolling into parent company to state for sure on adjusted Net...just my .02.

Read somewhere it was 37 million registered users or something like that - user rate at even 30% at 10.00 per puts them at $111 mil annualized gross...

In any case - it's over now...
Something else you want to consider, is that low ticket recurring charge companies get absolutely destroyeddd in margins. For example, netflix only nets around 8-10% of their gross (crazy right). Sharktank was the absolute worst show for how business actually works. Their valuations make very little sense. But I guess that makes sense, because it would be an incredibly boring show if you actually broke down how a valuation for a company is determined. I enjoy the show, but cringe on the business side.
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Something else you want to consider, is that low ticket recurring charge companies get absolutely destroyeddd in margins. For example, netflix only nets around 8-10% of their gross (crazy right). Sharktank was the absolute worst show for how business actually works. Their valuations make very little sense. But I guess that makes sense, because it would be an incredibly boring show if you actually broke down how a valuation for a company is determined. I enjoy the show, but cringe on the business side.
The Shark Tank shark IMO are too generous.
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The Shark Tank shark IMO are too generous.
really seems like they rape a lot of those people.
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really seems like they rape a lot of those people.
When it comes to straight up cash, you're right, the majority of the time they destroy the ownership charts. But with all of the added value the lay down, I'd say anything under 25-30% is fair regardless of the track records. Big players add so much value.
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Makes us humans appear real nice. At least monkeys are open about their actions.
Monkeys dont have anything to lose, if their actions are open for all to see. Nobody is gonna take their house, half their stock portfolio, and demand monthly support payments going forward if Mrs. Monkey sees you getting it on with that hot new chimp who just transferred in from the other zoo !

Not trying to morally justify cheating, or excusing it, but given the consequences, I think it's pretty damn obvious why people go to the lengths they do to hide their affairs, instead of being upfront.

I think it's cheaper and less emotionally painful to end the marriage first, and then bonk someone else, instead of getting caught bonking someone else and then ending the marriage, but it seems a lot of people roll the dice in the hopes of having their cake and eating it too.

Sadly, that is not an entirely crazy gamble, since a lot of people DO get away with it; it's certainly NOT the case that 100% of all affairs are discovered, and of the ones that are discovered, not 100% result in a costly divorce....

Even if the names from this hack are all released, then it will probably result in a temporary dip in infidelity, and then, human nature being what it is, they will start to climb again.
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...At least monkeys are open about their actions.

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Monkeys don't have anything to lose, if their actions are open for all to see. Nobody is gonna take their house, half their stock portfolio, and demand monthly support payments going forward if Mrs. Monkey sees you getting it on with that hot new chimp who just transferred in from the other zoo !
Yes, well, perhaps other primates also don't place as high a value on fidelity and in not doing so, don't set themselves or partners up with unrealistic expectations re: mate retention.

-- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2687894.html

If you ask me, however, I'd say that dominant males just feel like they deserve more booty than their less dominant competitors. Feeling that way, they go get some, or at least attempt to.

Truly, if there's blame, it lies with the females for several reasons:
  • Females partner with dominant males (i.e., males having more sex appeal thanm do most/many other males available to a given female) and then expect those males to not avail themselves of the very thing -- greater sex appeal as a result of their dominant position -- that attracted the female to them. (I think the reverse is true too if a man pairs with a female who's his superior as goes factors that boost the woman's sex appeal, that is factors that make her dominant over other women.)
  • Women have a 100% monopoly on the commodity that most males seek to obtain by cheating. Clearly women who cheat with married men see "gettin' some" with the guy as more important than subordinating their carnal urges in respect of another woman's claim. (And again, the reverse is so when it's the woman who cheats on the male.) In this aspect of the matter, regardless of one's spiritual leanings, Jesus' teaching -- do unto others as you'd have them do unto you -- could be helpful if folks would just follow it.
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Not trying to morally justify cheating, or excusing it, but given the consequences, I think it's pretty damn obvious why people go to the lengths they do to hide their affairs, instead of being upfront.

I think it's cheaper and less emotionally painful to end the marriage first, and then bonk someone else, instead of getting caught bonking someone else and then ending the marriage, but it seems a lot of people roll the dice in the hopes of having their cake and eating it too.

Sadly, that is not an entirely crazy gamble, since a lot of people DO get away with it; it's certainly NOT the case that 100% of all affairs are discovered, and of the ones that are discovered, not 100% result in a costly divorce....

Even if the names from this hack are all released, then it will probably result in a temporary dip in infidelity, and then, human nature being what it is, they will start to climb again.
Red & Blue:
You don't think those two statements are at odds with one another?

Orange:
You're right there. The ones that don't end in divorce are the ones where the people involved are able to tell the difference between emotional and life value bonds versus largely physical bonds. At least that's what I think.

Of course, it also depends on what the married parties agreed to and promised each other. I know what I hear in public at a wedding ceremony, but what two people say to each other in private, I'm not privy to. I know better than to be shocked about the nature and extent of what they might privately agree to.

Other:
Some studies seem to suggest that a bit more oral sex may help boost fidelity.
I suppose in light of those studies, it's entirely possible that if the woman doesn't perform fellatio (or isn't any good at it), or if the man doesn't perform cunnilingus (or isn't any good at it), having an affair may be either partner's rational solution for keeping the marriage together while also obtaining sufficient momentary physical satisfaction.


I'm sure we've all heard the saying, "what you won't do, someone else will." It's not implausible that if that thing one isn't getting/can't get at home is something one wants occasionally, but not all the time, maybe an affair is the best solution for keeping the marriage together. It's hard to say, of course, because few affairs start and stop at the physical. Truly, I think it's what happens beyond the physical that causes the problems.


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Quick math:
3.5 million users x $2,500 annual fees (All in) = 8.75 Billion in revenues.

Gone - just like that (snaps finger)...
So that's why they have cc info...man, $2,500 member fee? Who are these desperate ppl lmao.


Well, there's your prb right there lol.

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Just to be clear I wasn't calling ASBSECU E93 stupid or saying his "guesstimate" data was wrong. I was more saying that I don't think the company grosses anywhere near $8.75 billion per year. Saying that is almost as wild to me as a biopharm engineer not hearing about a serum that let's you live forever. I literally have every company that grosses over 1million incrementally scaling it up to 1 billion in a spreadsheet. So I don't know how I could miss a company that does over 8billion or anywhere in that realm. Alternatively it could be a shell corp, or even better... and international shell corp that slipped my radar. But even then, it's my job to know literally every high grossing company's financials. Idk cheers to all of you guys with happy marriages and aren't scumbags cheating

So when's the list coming out?
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So that's why they have cc info...man, $2,500 member fee? Who are these desperate ppl lmao.

Well, there's your prb right there lol.

So when's the list coming out?
Wow!!!

Ms. Madison must be a damn good salesperson to have convinced some 37 million men to spend $2500/year for which they in return get:
  1. Access to women who want to mess around
  2. Assurance that at least two other people besides themselves and their "cohort(s) in crime" are aware of their deeds.
  3. The pleasure of paying alimony if they they get caught.
It seems to me that two of those three things can easily be had for free. I mean really. If a guy is desirable enough that another woman is willing to say, "I don't care if he's married. I want some of that.", how much does that guy really need Ashely Madison?

CAVEAT: See this -- http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=98


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So that's why they have cc info...man, $2,500 member fee? Who are these desperate ppl lmao.


Well, there's your prb right there lol.




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Wow!!!

Ms. Madison must be a damn good salesperson to have convinced some 37 million men to spend $2500/year for which they in return get:
  1. Access to women who want to mess around
  2. Assurance that at least two other people besides themselves and their "cohort(s) in crime" are aware of their deeds.
  3. The pleasure of paying alimony if they they get caught.
It seems to me that two of those three things can easily be had for free. I mean really. If a guy is desirable enough that another woman is willing to say, "I don't care if he's married. I want some of that.", how much does that guy really need Ashely Madison?


All the best.
Guys - my use of $2,500 is just hypothetical...I don't have any idea on how much this site costs or annual fees, etc...I was just trying to illustrate a point on potential gross revenues...
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Guys - my use of $2,500 is just hypothetical...I don't have any idea on how much this site costs or annual fees, etc...I was just trying to illustrate a point on potential gross revenues...
NExt time, you should just make the hypothetical/guess in Bold or Underline, so that you won't have to keep mentioning to others it is just a hypothetical.
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Guys - my use of $2,500 is just hypothetical...I don't have any idea on how much this site costs or annual fees, etc...I was just trying to illustrate a point on potential gross revenues...
Oh...okay. I didn't realize that.

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Guys - my use of $2,500 is just hypothetical...I don't have any idea on how much this site costs or annual fees, etc...I was just trying to illustrate a point on potential gross revenues...
...but how did you come up w/ that outrageous figure then? Inside information? LOL...j/k
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...but how did you come up w/ that outrageous figure then? Inside information? LOL...j/k
I'd pay that easily per month if I'd be shopping.

@ tony my sil fried my brain for the night, I can't write you a response anymore.
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...but how did you come up w/ that outrageous figure then? Inside information? LOL...j/k
Algebra perhaps?

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I'd pay that easily per month if I'd be shopping.

@ tony my sil fried my brain for the night, I can't write you a response anymore.
Okay.

What's a "sil?"

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Algebra perhaps?



Okay.

What's a "sil?"

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Sister-in-law, my summer house guest who has literally driven me nuts.
Your husband felt the need to get you a chaperone aka sil.
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Your husband felt the need to get you a chaperone aka sil.
bahaha

dude, no. We've lived together for ten years or more (again, who's counting), he knows exactly how bad I am at letting anyone in my space.

Family traumas prevent cheating better than being without a prenup.
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Not trying to dump on ya, but there is no way in he!l that this site grosses over $8billion per year. That would be absolutely ridiculous. I'd actually be shocked if they did even $8mm.
$8 Billion easy. Prostitution is the oldest profession known to mankind. Sex is BIG business. Technology has made it explode ten fold.
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Match.com makes over $82 billion annually and it's just a regular dating site. You add SEX into the mix and that probably doubles.
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