[kwality]

i don't know what to tell you...

everyone is unique just like everyone else...

i didn't work this hard to be this poor

[C5driver]

Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it.

[ASBSECU E93]

....what had happened was.....

[Stage1]

Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....what had happened was.....

lol

[Needbmwpartzz]

Nut up or shut up.

[tony20009]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

All the best.

[tony20009]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Tony might have already put this one, but:

There are lie, damn lies, and statistics

No, I didn't. Good saying.

All the best.

[tony20009]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@tony20009

Mae was a pioneer....ahead of her time.

Well, yes, given her proximity to the Victorian Era. That said, I "get" what you mean.

Looking historically, however, at least in terms of the physical acts themselves and societies' views toward them, one finds that, sexual permissiveness, like penises, goes up and down, and various acts go in and out of acceptance.

All the best.

[Axius]

It's not you...., it's me

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's not you...., it's me

You're right...., it is you.

[808@702]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it...
Yogi Berra

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You're right...., it is you.

I would really unappreciate you right now if it were still available. I was trying to soften the blow.

[GOLFFRR]

Originally Posted by Lups

A day without sucking up to goldfinger is a day wasted.

(I need a car!)

[Steeler]

Piece o'piss

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's not you...., it's me

... AND YOU GET A CAR!!!.....AND YOU GET A CAR!!!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

... AND YOU GET A CAR!!!.....AND YOU GET A CAR!!!

I wish I had a ticket to that taping.

[NEFARIOUS]

MOTIVATIONAL:

"You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with."
"If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much."
"Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time."
"Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day."
- Jim Rohn (I learned all the hard way trusting the wrong people 2 years ago, but someone gave me a CD of his stuff)

"95% don't care, and 5% are glad it's to you!"
"Don't let someone else's opinion of you become your reality."
-Les Brown

"The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting a different result."
"Don't worry about tomorrow, and don't dwell on the past. After all, the tomorrow you were so worried about yesterday just passed today."
"Many people die at 25 and don't get buried until they're 75. Don't go there."
"Variety’s the very spice of life that gives it all its flavor." (both in life, and I'm literally one of those people that doesn't have a "usual" at restaurants)

SYSTEM (Save Yourself Time Energy and Money)
FIDI (Fuck It, Do It)

MISC:
A variation of not pissing on someone on fire: "I won't even throw pocket lint on him even if he was naked in Alaska"
"Words don't hurt, unless I beat your ass with a book" (I made a variation of a blonde joke).
Why I bought a BMW (kidding): "Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to sulk in a Bimmer than a bicycle!"
When I see someone that is an asshole: "Remember, the only reason that he is alive is because the law made many aspects of Darwinism illegal, including putting his ass out of misery and shoving him off a cliff".
"Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining!"
Personalized: "My birth cert says I was born at 7 PM, but not last night!"

[Biorin]

"There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal." - F.A. Hayek

[John 070]

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Oddly most people think it's the Postal Service Motto, which it is not. I did, until in a heated exchange, a Postal Worker went Postal and told me it's not their motto.

[Joekerr]

Humans, who are unique among species in possessing the ability to learn from others mistakes, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

And for a woman (though I've been afraid to use it, but longing to) - It's a joke, not a dick - don't take it so hard.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

... AND YOU GET A CAR!!!.....AND YOU GET A CAR!!!

For anyone who didn't make it to this taping, just email me and I'll ask lady 'O when I wash her in the tub tonight if she can send out some Yaris's to you guys.