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      02-01-2016, 04:03 PM   #89
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I wonder why her boyfriend dumped her?

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3 months later and the hospital reports that the decision was made to terminate this doctor.
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      04-24-2016, 10:20 PM   #91
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Takes 3 months. WTF.
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      04-24-2016, 10:26 PM   #92
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What's uBBer?
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      04-26-2016, 12:39 AM   #93
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What's uBBer?
It's like lyft
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      04-26-2016, 12:42 AM   #94
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I think it's more like lyfft
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      04-26-2016, 01:46 AM   #95
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Wow, just saw this thread.

I'd still paper bag it though...
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      04-26-2016, 06:13 AM   #96
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      04-26-2016, 07:14 AM   #97
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I think it's more like lyfft
Exactly.
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Wow, just saw this thread.

I'd still paper bag it though...
She's not that bad. No brown bag required. That nose could be utilized for ball tickling.
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Takes 3 months. WTF.
Because firing someone is not as simple as it seems. These days you can't just say you're fired, there has to be a reason or you can be slammed with a lawsuit. So the hospital did a full investigation on the video and probably looked to dig up and possible fuck ups she might have had while working at the hospital. Then they threw all the cards they had at her once they gather all the evidence they could get their hands on. You want to have as many fuck up instance as you can get so when it comes time to play the Terminator you can hit them with a nice combo that they won't be able to talk their way out of.
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she has a nice ass.
Shawty THICK.



She's cute though. Really nice body. Probably a nice mind, too, considering her prior career.



I'm about to see if she needs a job. Fuck it.
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      04-26-2016, 08:28 AM   #101
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Nothing is worse than a Indian girl who has a sense of entitlement...especially when she's sloshed
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      04-26-2016, 10:25 AM   #102
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Would smash. Just because crazy.
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Would smash. Just because crazy.

We talked about you staying away from the crazies!
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We talked about you staying away from the crazies!
This is an issue and I don't know what to do about it! Not sure why I like crazies.
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This is an issue and I don't know what to do about it! Not sure why I like crazies.
Probably because her literal ass was crazy.



I'd hit it too idgaf. Crazy can be worried about later.
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Crazy can be worried about later.
Uhh, not if she kills you first, brainiac
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      04-26-2016, 10:59 AM   #107
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We talked about you staying away from the crazies!
+1 I had Crazy. Matter of fact, her contact on my phone is titled "Crazy". Her ringtone is sci-fi.

Crazy is almost guaranteed epic fuck....but will haunt you like Insidious.
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I'd hit it too idgaf. Crazy can be worried about later.
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Uhh, not if she kills you first, brainiac
Aatish advice on dealing with homicidal Indian girls pls.
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      04-26-2016, 11:16 AM   #110
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MY DUDE!
I support your and Mywifes335 love for the crazy.


I used to love the crazy, but then I realized that it would kill me eventually because that's all I seemed to attract. Pretty girls with no marbles.



So I stopped playing with marbles.
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