Rules that everyone should follow!!

shimshimhada · 03-01-2006, 04:56 PM

We should just get rid of servers altogether. Just pick up your own food straight from the chef. If anything the chef deserves the tip, not the server.

Enroutte · 03-01-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Squawks

I went to this one Chinese restaurant with my g/f and we ordered this one dish with roasted duck. The duck was a little spicey and a litte dry and usually the standard tea would suffice but this time there was the need for water. So the waiter comes around and I asked for water. 10 minutes later, nothing. I see him come by to give the table next to us (there were only about 5 tables total in the restaurant) water and I ask him if we can have some water. He vanished. Another waitress comes around and I ask her for water and I let her know that this is the 3rd time I asked. She says she'll bring it right out. 10 minutes later she brought us the check.

No tip. Period.

i would have done the same. bitchesss.

oc24 · 03-01-2006, 05:17 PM

Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.

shimshimhada · 03-01-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by slubu

Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.

...wtf?!

shimshimhada · 03-01-2006, 05:19 PM

The ideal occupation of a female is a cook and professional dishwasher for me.

oc24 · 03-01-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shimshimhada

...wtf?!

Sounds like you find that outrageous...explaination?

shimshimhada · 03-01-2006, 05:23 PM

I can understand where you're coming from; a complete servant for the husband who will teach his children well. Props to you for being so honest.

330Inewbie · 03-01-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

I usually get hit on my older men. Another example, this one guy comes in with his buddy (id say 50's). He ALWAYS asks me to dance for him. WTF, i just look at him and say no. And he thinks its funny, he asks me everytime. So now when he comes in, i dont say shit to him. Then i have another guy who tells me what turns him on, hes married, yet, he'll ask me about my sex life. I just smile and walk away. If the customer looked like jarrod jarrod, then sure, hit away.

haha, bella if you danced for him, maybe he'll give you a bigger tip, I know I would

deutschmann59 · 03-01-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by slubu

Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.

Imagine how attractive a waitress-teacher would be...you know, like some girl that teaches classes on how to be a waitress

Ha ha, just kidding. Yeah, I agree. But if the waitress is being hit on all day long by different guys, what are the chances she'll be interested in me? Not likely, although the last chick I "dated" was a waitress......

I've usually found writing my telephone number on her tips (one and five dollar bills) or napkins usually doesn't work. You've got to be witty, like "Well, I'm going over to chotchskies...you can join me if you like...and if not, that's ok too"

Enroutte · 03-01-2006, 07:01 PM

mwahaha you guys are funny. sneaky boys!

today.. when i went to go drop off my car to get my hood fixed, im too young to get a loaner or rental so one of the service guys drove me home. he kept saying things like "so a busy girl like you have a boyfriend?" blah blah and at teh end, he gave me this receipt thing. and he wrote down his number with a smiley face. lameeeee

BellasBmw · 03-01-2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by e90rocks

BTW, since we're all talking about fairness to some extent, how do your less attractive colleagues (who I'll bet get hit on less) do at the end of the day tipwise?

My other co worker is in her 40's. Im usually the one who makes good tips of the men.

Once i had a couple come in (20's) and the gf was a complete bitch. She complained about everything, and tried to tell me how to do my job. Well when i brought the check, she got up to use the restroom, and the bf came over to me and gave me $10 saying that he thought i did great.

deutschmann59 · 03-01-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

mwahaha you guys are funny. sneaky boys!

today.. when i went to go drop off my car to get my hood fixed, im too young to get a loaner or rental so one of the service guys drove me home. he kept saying things like "so a busy girl like you have a boyfriend?" blah blah and at teh end, he gave me this receipt thing. and he wrote down his number with a smiley face. lameeeee

Ahhhhhh....I hope you're going to call him!

Enroutte · 03-01-2006, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sharp1183

Ahhhhhh....I hope you're going to call him!

yeah, i love men who work in a car shop all day adn smell like oil and fumes.

Squawks · 03-01-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

yeah, i love men who work in a car shop all day adn smell like oil and fumes.

Time for me to pick up a Jiffy Lube application!

BellasBmw · 03-01-2006, 07:43 PM

Being a chick has wonderful advantages, however, I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

Today i drove a guy to his car (so i can have his parking spot), and it was a 5 min drive, and hes asking me if i have a bf. Cant a freaking girl just be friendly without guys gettin the wrong impression!

oc24 · 03-01-2006, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Being a chick has wonderful advantages, however, I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

Today i drove a guy to his car (so i can have his parking spot), and it was a 5 min drive, and hes asking me if i have a bf. Cant a freaking girl just be friendly without guys gettin the wrong impression!

Not really to tell you the truth. The only thing that would work is if you start discussing your gastrointestinal problems repeatedly when meeting a guy. That actually worked when I met a hot girl and she went off on her lactose problems. Didn't even cross my mind to hit on her...

deutschmann59 · 03-01-2006, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

I prefer the term "lonely".

e90rocks · 03-01-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Being a chick has wonderful advantages, however, I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

Today i drove a guy to his car (so i can have his parking spot), and it was a 5 min drive, and hes asking me if i have a bf. Cant a freaking girl just be friendly without guys gettin the wrong impression!

Here's an experiment to try: go find a group of girls who are 50 or more lbs overweight. Start up a conversation and include the previous complaint. See what they say.

Oh...you might need a firearm.

"A guy and a girl can never be just friends because the guy always wants to sleep with the girl." --Billy Crystal

e90rocks · 03-01-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by slubu

Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.

Nurses are hot.

deutschmann59 · 03-01-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by e90rocks

"A guy and a girl can never be just friends because the guy always wants to sleep with the girl." --Billy Crystal

There has never been a more true statement than this.

magmd · 03-02-2006, 01:23 AM

Nurses are hot.

You must not work in the medical field.

Reality Bites............

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