Step Into The Confession Booth! Episode One

stumpy221 · 01-21-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Notion-Za

I sang im a barbie girl with 3 of my close friends at a bar... and yes there are photos to prove it

And yes my girl friend was watching and yes she recorded it...

lol......... sadly me too

samwoo2go · 01-22-2010, 04:58 AM

I must confess, I nailed a fat chick this past MLK weekend. Shes gotta be at least twice my weight... fail

UncleWede · 01-22-2010, 02:40 PM

^ 150-160, that might not be too bad

Genro757 · 01-24-2010, 09:20 AM

I like to wear red boxer briefs

MAZNG · 01-27-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jkwhat

meatspin.com
the hypnotizingly charming penis that swirls to the rhythm of that hit song

That's disturbing...(but funny when you include the counter) I was thinking that by the title of the site, that at worst, it would be an animated penis, etc.

As far a secret gayness... I'm pretty secure and open so no secret confessions here but I do like watching the Hannah Montana show a bit longer than a 35yo married father should watch it for. My wife makes fun of me every time I leave it on that channel for longer than a couple of minutes. lol

quality_sound · 02-02-2010, 07:55 AM

I like pedicures and full spa treatments. Not really a secret though, having hot chicks workin' on you is the bizznizz!

escobar929 · 02-02-2010, 08:48 AM

i saw both twilight movies... and i liked them

and sad to say, cant wait for the third one

Mark M · 02-04-2010, 10:49 AM

Years back....was dating this amazing hottie blonde lil firecracker. 5'8" 115 lbs.

She had one of those small little 'yip yippie' dogs, the tiny annoying type you just want to kick.

So we start to get our freak on and out of the blue she tells she wants to put a finger someplace I never want a finger to go. I said hell no. She said I won't get any unless I let her. So thinking quick on my feet I came up with an even greater dare hoping she would back down and forget about it.

I told her that I would let her do that, but only if she let her dog lick her down there. She agreed. I was like WTF!!!!! So there I was pouring some irish cream liquor on her cookie so the dog could go to town. Wow...what a sight!!!! Strange but true!!!

quality_sound · 02-04-2010, 11:56 AM

Dude, she TOTALLY would have let you rail her in the butt. Who cares about a stinky finger??? FAIL!

Mark M · 02-04-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by quality_sound

Dude, she TOTALLY would have let you rail her in the butt. Who cares about a stinky finger??? FAIL!

You assume this was a fail?

I did just about everything possible with that girl except for midget sex 3some. Yes I took her backside countless times and she loved it. She was quite the freak, she even did a condom cocktail a couple times. I just was not a fan of the finger idea and I am sure I'm not alone with that sentiment.

Derek Zoolander · 02-04-2010, 02:18 PM

Why did you want her dog to eat her out? That's more fuckin weird than letting her put a finger in your ass. wtf..

Mark M · 02-04-2010, 04:04 PM

As I said....I was trying to dare her to do something that she would never agree to so that I could avoid a finger in my backside.

Turns out she agreed to the dog licking. So what do ya do, I could not back out of the dare.

quality_sound · 02-05-2010, 03:23 AM

My bad, I thought she wanted you to put your finger in her ass, not your finger in hers.

Dan in PA · 02-05-2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

I just was not a fan of the finger idea and I am sure I'm not alone with that sentiment.

Definitely not alone man, I'm not up for that either lol

mwscircle · 02-05-2010, 12:27 PM

LMAO

lopealle · 02-08-2010, 03:46 AM

i farted during sex. totally embarassing and i shit myself while laughing at a movie.

JayKay335i · 02-08-2010, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

i farted during sex. totally embarassing and i shit myself while laughing at a movie.

LOL

I sharted once on new years morning while having a smoke. Outside, freezing, warm roo running down the PJ pants into my slipper.

So much fail.

BMW F22 · 02-08-2010, 07:48 PM

I was at a party recently and accidentally let out a few small farts. Right after that a girl came over to take a picture with me. I was so afraid that it was gonna stink. I mean it would have been embarrassing as hell because there were other people around too. Thank goodness it didn't smell. I must have just been the cheese I ate earlier that day. lol

BMW F22 · 02-08-2010, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by quality_sound

My bad, I thought she wanted you to put your finger in her ass, not your finger in hers.

wait that's basically the same thing...

I know what you meant though. It's just funny.

ADubM3 · 02-08-2010, 11:52 PM

Very entertaining thread. Constantly LMAO.

quality_sound · 02-09-2010, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

i farted during sex. totally embarassing and i shit myself while laughing at a movie.

I think everyone has farted during sex. I've done it more than once and so has my wife. The range of expressions goes from ignoring it to laughing our asses off.

I have never laughed so hard I've shit though. I must be doing it wrong.

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

LOL

I sharted once on new years morning while having a smoke. Outside, freezing, warm roo running down the PJ pants into my slipper.

So much fail.

Ewwwwwwwww.....................

for pushing through and finishing the smoke though.

Spoolin335 · 02-09-2010, 12:57 PM

i once did a modeling shoot in a studio.
i felt pretty gay and never went back.

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Mark M Major 244 Rep 1,294 Posts Drives: E30M3 E83X3 E90335D Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lancaster, PA iTrader: (0)	Years back....was dating this amazing hottie blonde lil firecracker. 5'8" 115 lbs. She had one of those small little 'yip yippie' dogs, the tiny annoying type you just want to kick. So we start to get our freak on and out of the blue she tells she wants to put a finger someplace I never want a finger to go. I said hell no. She said I won't get any unless I let her. So thinking quick on my feet I came up with an even greater dare hoping she would back down and forget about it. I told her that I would let her do that, but only if she let her dog lick her down there. She agreed. I was like WTF!!!!! So there I was pouring some irish cream liquor on her cookie so the dog could go to town. Wow...what a sight!!!! Strange but true!!!
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Mark M Major 244 Rep 1,294 Posts Drives: E30M3 E83X3 E90335D Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lancaster, PA iTrader: (0)	As I said....I was trying to dare her to do something that she would never agree to so that I could avoid a finger in my backside. Turns out she agreed to the dog licking. So what do ya do, I could not back out of the dare.
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