Pick Up Lines =)

CollinsE90 · 12-12-2010, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

requesting pics of said cousins

haha I dont have any nudes but I could get some from their fb's to show you

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Originally Posted by ghosthi32

sorry im just trying to do america a favor by getting rid of retarded inbred hillbillies.

do America a favor and cut the wrong wire

Tondtar · 12-12-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

requesting pics of said cousins

Here ya go ...He's a tight wad. You may not get it from him directly. I had to hack his account

.:bHd:. · 12-12-2010, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Here ya go ...He's a tight wad. You may not get it from him directly. I had to hack his account

ah fuck that movie and stanly kubrick, had to watch that for film class. Wanted to blow my brains out 30 minutes in

DougLikesBMW · 12-12-2010, 11:15 PM

hey skinny,

Bimmer Nerd · 12-13-2010, 01:37 AM

Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas

Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash.

Scenario
I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line

"if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name

"

Turbo>NA · 12-13-2010, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas

Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash.

Scenario
I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line

"if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name

"

lol and then?

EmmettBrown · 12-13-2010, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

lol and then?

"ugh.... get away from me creep"

lol jk but yeah what happened

c0nstant · 12-13-2010, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas

Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash.

Scenario
I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line

"if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name

"

i like this post

woosh · 12-13-2010, 03:25 AM

Haha solid thread.

I used to hangout with the kool kids in high school, so here are some of their pickups lines (9 years later and I still remember them haha):

Excuse me miss, is your dad a terrorist? ... 'Cause baby, you're the bomb.

" " ", is your dad a thief? ... 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

" " ", I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Thankfully I don't find myself with the need to constantly chat up women (I have a Xbox thank you very much), so I just stick with the good ol' "Hey how are you? / I'm ..." when required

BlackMoupe · 12-13-2010, 03:34 AM

Hey baby you wanna go fishing cuz I'm all the bait you need. (I'm 17)

(points down) you aren't gonna waste this are you?

1sikbmr · 12-13-2010, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas

Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash.

Scenario
I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line

"if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name

"

And Then!!!

Tondtar · 12-13-2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I just sit at the bar and lick my elbow

It's "Licking the Eyebrow", Collin. Licking your elbow makes you look like a freak.

XYR03 · 12-13-2010, 10:57 AM

I dnt use pick up lines...they nvr work. I start a convo by telling her a joke and making her laugh ezz up the tension and makes her more comfortable.

always work! Well....not always but yeah u get the jist of it!!

TK-421 · 12-13-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas

Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash.

Scenario
I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line

"if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name

"

I fucking LOVE stories with no ending

coh4777 · 12-13-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Pick up lines are a pretty stupid way to talk to girls. Almost as stupid as making a thread in OT on a BMW forum asking to talk to girls. Just introduce yourself, have a conversation, if something clicks, you won't have to try, make em laugh, and see where it goes from there.

So true... Pickup lines are for douchebags who aren't intelligent or witty enough to start a normal conversation.

JohnSprm69 · 12-13-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

With step by step instructions with pics. Cell phone pics are preferred but put on the "skinny" filter this time please.

Joekerr · 12-13-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas

Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash.

Scenario
I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line

"if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name

"

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Originally Posted by TK-421

I fucking LOVE stories with no ending

+1. They get even better as you get older - that's when they start making sense and you think you got the whole story!

immiketoo · 12-13-2010, 09:22 PM

What was this thread about? I can't concentrate on anything other than Doug's sig (Bottom one)

gary88 · 12-13-2010, 09:32 PM

Hey I like your boobs let's get dinner.

Bimmer Nerd · 12-14-2010, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

lol and then?

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

"ugh.... get away from me creep"

lol jk but yeah what happened

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i like this post

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Originally Posted by 1sikbmr

And Then!!!

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Originally Posted by TK-421

I fucking LOVE stories with no ending

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

+1. They get even better as you get older - that's when they start making sense and you think you got the whole story!

LMFAO, totally forgot to finish the story

Anyways, she said her name was "mia" or "meah" similar to that, i introduced myself, we had a little chat abt how she could afford her car at that age (blk clk convertable modded) she said she was a receptionist at a real estate firm, yada yada, conversation went on for about 10 minutes, till she got a phone call & walked away for 2 minutes.
When she came back, she said "You're pretty cute...that was a very cute pick up line, but sorry i got a bf, i just dont want to lead you on for no reason"

I wanted to slap a bitch and use that "i have a goldfish" shit, but i just sucked it up and told her it was no biggie & it was nice meeting her.
She was one of the cutest i've seen & couldn't afford 1/2 the stuff she was wearing lol, so probably did myself a favor in the end hahahah.

(still confuses the shit out of me as to why she set right next to me tho....ideas?)

Turbo>NA · 12-14-2010, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

LMFAO, totally forgot to finish the story

Anyways, she said her name was "mia" or "meah" similar to that, i introduced myself, we had a little chat abt how she could afford her car at that age (blk clk convertable modded) she said she was a receptionist at a real estate firm, yada yada, conversation went on for about 10 minutes, till she got a phone call & walked away for 2 minutes.
When she came back, she said "You're pretty cute...that was a very cute pick up line, but sorry i got a bf, i just dont want to lead you on for no reason"

I wanted to slap a bitch and use that "i have a goldfish" shit, but i just sucked it up and told her it was no biggie & it was nice meeting her.
She was one of the cutest i've seen & couldn't afford 1/2 the stuff she was wearing lol, so probably did myself a favor in the end hahahah.

(still confuses the shit out of me as to why she set right next to me tho....ideas?)

Honestly, depending on how long you guys talked and got to know one another. If a girl for any reason to go there and just have a thought in her head of that whole situation. Means shes interested. Who said you cant be her best friend.

I remember reading an article that you more likely to marry your best friend (Male/Female) then your current (Bf/Gf) or other girls your interested in, etc.

BrokenVert · 12-14-2010, 09:24 AM

She put a vert through a car wash? Good thing things worked out the way they did. Obviously shows that she doesn't care about the things she owns

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Bimmer Nerd Major General 523 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	Whats your name so i can tell santa what i want for christmas Also, i used this a couple of days ago at a car wash. Scenario I m getting a carwash, i m sitting on a chair waiting for my car to finish and this hot ass girl sits right next to me (when allllll the chairs around me are empty)....2-3 minutes in i decided that she didn't sit there for the fuck of it, so i decided to take shot at it...the line "if you're gonna sit so close to me, you at least gotta tell me you're name "
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12-13-2010, 03:25 AM	#97
woosh Colonel 215 Rep 2,938 Posts Drives: rs Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: bne iTrader: (0)	Haha solid thread. I used to hangout with the kool kids in high school, so here are some of their pickups lines (9 years later and I still remember them haha): Excuse me miss, is your dad a terrorist? ... 'Cause baby, you're the bomb. " " ", is your dad a thief? ... 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. " " ", I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Thankfully I don't find myself with the need to constantly chat up women (I have a Xbox thank you very much), so I just stick with the good ol' "Hey how are you? / I'm ..." when required
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12-13-2010, 03:34 AM	#98
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XYR03 Lieutenant Colonel 125 Rep 1,673 Posts Drives: Cayman S Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC iTrader: (6)	I dnt use pick up lines...they nvr work. I start a convo by telling her a joke and making her laugh ezz up the tension and makes her more comfortable. always work! Well....not always but yeah u get the jist of it!! __________________ [SIGPIC]2015-Cayman S (Can't leave bimmerpost) 2009-E92 M3 2005-E46 M3 1998-E36 M3 2007-E92 328i[/SIGPIC]
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gary88 Ikea enthusiast 341 Rep 8,140 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [7.96]	Hey I like your boobs let's get dinner. __________________ garyhebdingjr.com \| flickr \| Instagram
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12-14-2010, 09:24 AM	#110
BrokenVert Resident Kerbalnaut 483 Rep 10,703 Posts Drives: Topless Brute/Hybrid Boogaloo Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fahrvergnügen/NY iTrader: (0)	She put a vert through a car wash? Good thing things worked out the way they did. Obviously shows that she doesn't care about the things she owns __________________
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