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      02-16-2011, 08:41 PM   #89
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would never smash any of the girls posted itt
The blonde in the middle *maybe* .. could be a 40 yarder though.
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      02-16-2011, 08:44 PM   #90
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Shit..... ask her if you can fuck her with a penis shaped foods
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      02-16-2011, 08:47 PM   #91
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here we go...


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      02-16-2011, 08:53 PM   #92
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oh man thats hysterical.

also she pretty much stopped talking to me after i said /thread. she just said something about him singling her out and i said she looked like she had the most money all she had to say to that is 'sigh'. almost feel bad for her.
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      02-16-2011, 10:37 PM   #93
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you should show her this thread.
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      02-16-2011, 11:07 PM   #94
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      02-16-2011, 11:08 PM   #95
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      02-16-2011, 11:34 PM   #96
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Playing devil's advocate, sometimes these girls with so much pent up sexual frustration go nuts and will do just about anything.


Give it a try....but ABSOLUTELY NO PICS OR DETAILS
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      02-16-2011, 11:40 PM   #97
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Playing devil's advocate, sometimes these girls with so much pent up sexual frustration go nuts and will do just about anything.


Give it a try....but ABSOLUTELY NO PICS OR DETAILS
Why the hell would you want to try "just about anything" with her!!??
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      02-16-2011, 11:43 PM   #98
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Didnt read shit but (anything after page 1)

The dude that she was trying to get with undoubtly has a small prick and is worried he wont perform to par, thus his "no hook up" shit.


Bro, why you talkin to fatties, I am sure shes a stage 5 now cuz of your FB boredum. BRO!!! COMON!! YOU KNOW THIS





And quit getting mad on e90.... You know how that ends.
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      02-16-2011, 11:54 PM   #99
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Fuckin' fatties.

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      02-17-2011, 12:02 AM   #100
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Wakka is obviously interested, or maybe seeking approval in OT? If he wasnt, no way do you carry on this long with this. So he needs to get it over with and get it out of his system so this thread will mercifully come to an end
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      02-17-2011, 12:04 AM   #101
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New, be honest.... are u a troll?



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      02-17-2011, 12:06 AM   #102
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Why else would we get soooo many pics of a girl that he just talks to but isnt interested in? There is something else there, he just hasnt admitted it yet.
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      02-17-2011, 12:08 AM   #103
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Just read the whole thread, the moon comment made me lol!
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      02-17-2011, 12:10 AM   #104
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      02-17-2011, 12:17 AM   #105
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Hmmm....
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      02-17-2011, 12:17 AM   #106
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Why else would we get soooo many pics of a girl that he just talks to but isnt interested in? There is something else there, he just hasnt admitted it yet.
Personally... i think it is hysterical! I have zero interest in this girl i can assure you that. Yes i think she would totally do anything to me if i asked her to... could i ever bring myself to such shame? not a chance in hell. plus theres a girl sleeping in my bed right now, i posted a picture of her in another thread, forget which one. NYCGP met her if he remembers too.
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      02-17-2011, 12:18 AM   #107
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Hmmm....
omg Jaykay LOL
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      02-17-2011, 01:50 AM   #109
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Upload it to FB and tag her in that shit
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      02-17-2011, 02:04 AM   #110
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I'd surely win asshole of the year if i did...
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