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      10-25-2015, 10:59 AM   #1079
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Has a guy ever farted while you were blowing him? Result?
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      10-25-2015, 11:00 AM   #1080
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I went through all pages and I didn't find this question. Sorry if the question has been repeated.

Have you ever been a friend with benefits?
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What position feels best for you ladies?
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      10-25-2015, 11:04 AM   #1082
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I went through all pages and I didn't find this question. Sorry if the question has been repeated.

Have you ever been a friend with benefits?
Yup! Good times. I don't require commitment for that, however I do try to be the only one as I think it can be a bit questionable when you're just part of a harem, at least on a consistent basis.
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What position feels best for you ladies?
Doggystyle, personally.
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Doggystyle, personally.
I've heard there are two different ways for that, one is arching the lower back so the butt sticks up (I've heard its quite uncomfortable for ladies but eye candy for us) and one where the back is bent a little, could you confirm?
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Woman can also be head down so ass is up without arch. Try stairs or ottoman.
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Doggystyle, personally.
I've heard there are two different ways for that, one is arching the lower back so the butt sticks up (I've heard its quite uncomfortable for ladies but eye candy for us) and one where the back is bent a little, could you confirm?
I like both and tend to start in the latter and end up in the former.
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What physical features you find attractive/unattractive?
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If a woman doesn't have the g-spot sensitivity of other woman, does it bother her that the man gives her c-spot O's most of the time?

Are most women generally afraid and intimidated from a man who is real with them? Meaning, they don't generally suck up to them and give into their pouting especially when first getting to know them.

I've talked this over before with the one I was with but I'd like to hear other's thoughts.
Women envy anything, of course we want what we cant have!

Easily our insecure minds see this as not caring.
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Do all women secretly have lesbian tendencies? As in... would you sleep with another hot woman once? My inside theory is that is the case. Think about it and don't lie to us... think about Emily Ratajkowski nude and think it over...
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Do all women secretly have lesbian tendencies? As in... would you sleep with another hot woman once? My inside theory is that is the case. Think about it and don't lie to us... think about Emily Ratajkowski nude and think it over...
If I were a woman, I'd totally have sex with her.
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What physical features you find attractive/unattractive?
Attractive:
Great smile
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Really bad teeth (although these can be fixed, so it doesn't really matter)
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      10-25-2015, 11:49 AM   #1094
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Has a guy ever farted while you were blowing him? Result?
Please don't bro !
Because it keeps her out of concentration and the fart shock wave would blow the thing out of her mouth !
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Please don't bro , because it keeps her out of concentration and the fart shock wave would blow the thing out of her mouth !
There's an unspoken rule, if you let one rip and she ignores it and keeps going, you are to buy her something very expensive later.
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What physical features you find attractive/unattractive?
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So you're not feeling my latest selfie?
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I went through all pages and I didn't find this question. Sorry if the question has been repeated.

Have you ever been a friend with benefits?
Twice. Both of them ended up as horrible disasters and who ever says men can do those and women cant: That fucker should really shut up!

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What physical features you find attractive/unattractive?
Shoulders, stance, and gimme a guy who can win an argument with me and I'm in love in seconds. If he can also kick my ass physically I'll be planning the wedding! This time around I might even spend more than 100 buck in the ordeal.

I absolutely hate, hate hate pussies. The words be careful coming out of a mans mouth makes me look at them like dirt.
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      10-25-2015, 12:03 PM   #1098
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Do all women secretly have lesbian tendencies? As in... would you sleep with another hot woman once? My inside theory is that is the case. Think about it and don't lie to us... think about Emily Ratajkowski nude and think it over...
Not all, yes, don't know her.
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Twice. Both of them ended up as horrible disasters and who ever says men can do those and women cant: That fucker should really shut up!



Shoulders, stance, and gimme a guy who can win an argument with me and I'm in love in seconds. If he can also kick my ass physically I'll be planning the wedding! This time around I might even spend more than 100 buck in the ordeal.

Lmao
I absolutely hate, hate hate pussies. The words be careful coming out of a mans mouth makes me look at them like dirt.
I wouldn't hit a chick. But I'm 100% positive I'd introduce you to a world of hurt if you tried to assault me.
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There's an unspoken rule, if you let one rip and she ignores it and keeps going, you are to buy her something very expensive later.
I'm not gonna try it.
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