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      11-05-2014, 07:38 PM   #1145
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Come to downstate Illinois. Here they stop and sit for 20 seconds at empty intersections where you can see two miles in any direction. Drive me nuts.
Take that back. Don't ever go to Illinois. Avoid. Avoid.
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      11-05-2014, 07:43 PM   #1146
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      11-05-2014, 08:20 PM   #1147
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I only paid $14,000....sucks that you paid 60k.



I don't have a 335. Good god, i'd shoot myself.
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      11-06-2014, 07:47 AM   #1148
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      11-06-2014, 08:23 AM   #1149
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When my daughters Father tells me to calm down.

Telling me to calm down when I'm so pissed off at him works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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      11-06-2014, 08:28 AM   #1150
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When last night you decide to hand wash the car, then hit every sprinkler on the way to the office.
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      11-06-2014, 08:30 AM   #1151
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      11-06-2014, 08:33 AM   #1152
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When last night you decide to hand wash the car, then hit every sprinkler on the way to the office.
Was at the gas station yesterday in the rain and saw someone going through the car wash. I was like, WTF? The clean car will last 30 seconds.
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      11-06-2014, 08:40 AM   #1153
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Idiots that wear their full face motorcycle helmet like its a freaking hat.
I carry mine with me, even when I drive the BMW.
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      11-06-2014, 08:56 AM   #1154
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Was at the gas station yesterday in the rain and saw someone going through the car wash. I was like, WTF? The clean car will last 30 seconds.
A lot of times, you just have to get all of the blood off it before somebody notices.
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      11-06-2014, 09:27 AM   #1155
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      11-06-2014, 09:43 AM   #1156
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People who find it necessary to destroy other peoples' property for fun. A little while ago my window was smashed and now I go to my car in the morning and my wing mirror is smashed. Damn these people.
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      11-06-2014, 09:45 AM   #1157
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People who find it necessary to destroy other peoples' property for fun. A little while ago my window was smashed and now I go to my car in the morning and my wing mirror is smashed. Damn these people.
Someone hit my car while I was at my daughters pediatrician this past Tuesday. They hit the front bumper. Must have been someone walking by. There s a two inch scratch on it. Pretty big. Hopefully all it requires is touch up paint. Fucking people man.

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      11-06-2014, 10:01 AM   #1158
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Someone hit the front of the red car and left a good sized brushed mark under my headlight that will probably require me to have the whole front bumper re-done.


Didn't notice it until I left a doctors appointment one day. Wasn't happy.
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      11-06-2014, 10:51 AM   #1159
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      11-06-2014, 10:55 AM   #1160
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Take that back. Don't ever go to Illinois. Avoid. Avoid.
The good news for you is a good majority of Illinois comes to you most of the summer. or at least just a little north.
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      11-06-2014, 11:41 AM   #1161
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The good news for you is a good majority of Illinois comes to you most of the summer. or at least just a little north.
I don't know if that's really good news... it will be fun whooping da Bearz this weekend though!
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I don't know if that's really good news... it will be fun whooping da Bearz this weekend though!
I grew up in Sturgeon Bay, having all the turkeys coming north gets more than old very fast.
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      11-06-2014, 11:46 AM   #1163
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"The email I sent to Joe@smith.com went out fine, but none of the ones I sent to Steve@gmail.com are getting there. Can't you make them go faster??"

Really, if I could, I surely wouldn't with your attitude. But since they get out of our server, I have no control what happens after that. Quit spamming people and maybe they would receive your messages.
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Snow birds! Takes me an extra 20 minutes to get to the office. You're backing up traffic here in South Florida!
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      11-06-2014, 11:51 AM   #1166
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I grew up in Sturgeon Bay, having all the turkeys coming north gets more than old very fast.
You probably know my wife then, if you are in your mid-40s. She grew up on Georgia street.
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