Confess here

F30lolz · 10-12-2018, 03:20 PM

“These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give part two of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do
But to give you part two of my confessions”

Never_Enough · 10-12-2018, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

pure poison

How so?

upstatedoc · 10-12-2018, 07:19 PM

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pure poison

How so?

Glucose syrup, sugar, hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Poison man, poison

Never_Enough · 10-12-2018, 09:34 PM

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Glucose syrup, sugar, hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Poison man, poison

Yea, all this junk food is.

M_Six · 10-13-2018, 12:35 AM

Crappy week ended up ok. A few bourbons and a new kitten Wifey got roped into have made things tolerable. I really need to default to the long view and stop freaking out over short term shit.

eluded · 10-13-2018, 02:21 AM

Breakfast confession.

wdb · 10-13-2018, 09:07 PM

I drove my underpowered car in the cold. With the top down. I liked it.

F30lolz · 10-13-2018, 09:52 PM

A stripper who looked like Cardi B (I don’t find her attractive) GAVE ME a $5 tip.

****** · 10-13-2018, 09:54 PM

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A stripper who looked like Cardi B (I don’t find her attractive) GAVE ME a $5 tip.

Lol...yeah, I’ve been there. The attractive ones never tip.

Darth One · 10-14-2018, 02:39 PM

I'm dead drunk again at 2 pm for the second day in a row, and posting nonsense on bimmerpost in random places

Darth One · 10-14-2018, 02:41 PM

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I'm dead drunk again at 2 pm for the second day in a row, and posting nonsense on bimmerpost in random places

Oops. I meant to post this in the bragging thread

MKSixer · 10-14-2018, 07:58 PM

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I'm dead drunk again at 2 pm for the second day in a row, and posting nonsense on bimmerpost in random places

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Oops. I meant to post this in the bragging thread

It's the rare statement that fits both perfectly. Congratulations!

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 01:33 PM

It was snowing the other day. I still haven't put the snow tires on either my car or my wife's car.

If it continually dips below freezing, it is going to be like driving on hockey pucks, with about as much grip.

It was nice on Sunday though, got up to about 12C or something, thought about just putting the tires on myself instead of dragging the car to a shop, but then we went for a walk as a family instead.

F30lolz · 10-15-2018, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

It was snowing the other day. I still haven't put the snow tires on either my car or my wife's car.

If it continually dips below freezing, it is going to be like driving on hockey pucks, with about as much grip.

It was nice on Sunday though, got up to about 12C or something, thought about just putting the tires on myself instead of dragging the car to a shop, but then we went for a walk as a family instead.

Time for you to put on the big boy pants.

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 02:28 PM

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Time for you to put on the big boy pants.

I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 02:37 PM

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I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

It's my middle leg that always gives me the problems.

UncleWede · 10-15-2018, 02:47 PM

For all y'all, try putting on the trouble leg FIRST

#whining

Guess I need to confess something: I really want to give you all

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 03:02 PM

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I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

It's my middle leg that always gives me the problems.

Lol at you copying my life struggle

It's not a life struggle for me just an annoyance. My life struggle is keeping it in my sock during the day. I hate it when it comes out and drags the ground.

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 03:14 PM

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Interesting...

For me it's my middle leg that gets in the way...

My right leg is a little shorter than my left, so everything hangs right. Capisce?

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It's not a life struggle for me just an annoyance. My life struggle is keeping it in my sock during the day. I hate it when it comes out and drags the ground.

I presume any lady who wishes to enjoy your company gets a complimentary UTI as well then?

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 03:46 PM

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My right leg is a little shorter than my left, so everything hangs right. Capisce?

I presume any lady who wishes to enjoy your company gets a complimentary UTI as well then?

Does this mean that you walk in circles?

A complimentary UTI??? Well yeah! of course they do....and probably other complimentary gifts they'll discover later. A night with me is like the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

C'mon man, let me pretend about my micro-penis online without all this UTI talk. If any of the women on here find out I have a mini and slinging UTI's none of the hotties on here will want to talk to me.

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 03:53 PM

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Does this mean that you walk in circles?

Nah, I utilize knowledge gained from my old Air Cadet days, I have my left leg on regular march, but my right leg is doing double time march to compensate, keeps me on the straight and narrow, gets me to where I'm going.

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A complimentary UTI??? Well yeah! of course they do....and probably other complimentary gifts they'll discover later. A night with me is like the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

C'mon man, let me pretend about my micro-penis online without all this UTI talk. If any of the women on here find out I have a mini and slinging UTI's none of the hotties on here will want to talk to me.

It's ok, I feel you. I'm not slinging UTI's, but with my micro-penis, I often times get confused at the urinal and grab my belly button by mistake (ever so slight outie rather than innie). Sigh. Confession number....3?

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 04:04 PM

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Nah, I utilize knowledge gained from my old Air Cadet days, I have my left leg on regular march, but my right leg is doing double time march to compensate, keeps me on the straight and narrow, gets me to where I'm going.

It's ok, I feel you. I'm not slinging UTI's, but with my micro-penis, I often times get confused at the urinal and grab my belly button by mistake (ever so slight outie rather than innie). Sigh. Confession number....3?

I'll stop with 3 today. I feel that anything else posted in this thread could do irreparable damage to my online ego.

10-13-2018, 12:35 AM	#1193
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