What gets to you?

m3ray · 11-11-2014, 09:53 PM

Too funny. The F bomb thread is still ongoing but the Molly Shartfuck thread is in the history books.

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

m3ray · 11-11-2014, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

I call it "As soon as practical", which is practically never! When people say that, unless I have skin in the game, it goes to the bottom of the pile.

"Please advise" is the worst. BTW I think it's practicable, when using it that way

GB-335xiCoupe · 11-11-2014, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by m3ray

"Please advise" is the worst. BTW I think it's practicable, when using it that way

Could be. I'm very good at grammar, but by no means am I perfect.

2011CrazE89 · 11-12-2014, 01:15 PM

When you wake up thinking it's Thursday. Then you get an email saying, lets' meet tomorrow Thursday at noon.

upstatedoc · 11-12-2014, 01:25 PM

Yesterday felt like a sunday (read:day off) which would mean today is Tuesday, but that's not right I feel more tired than that. Will someone just tell me when it's time to go home Friday afternoon.

GB-335xiCoupe · 11-12-2014, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Yesterday felt like a sunday (read:day off) which would mean today is Tuesday, but that's not right I feel more tired than that. Will someone just tell me when it's time to go home Friday afternoon.

It's time to go home now.

UncleWede · 11-12-2014, 02:22 PM

Wait, it's still

HUMP DAY!!!

m3ray · 11-12-2014, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, it's still

HUMP DAY!!!

Is it designated for humping, why the hell do they call it hump day

NickBlaine · 11-12-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by m3ray

Is it designated for humping, why the hell do they call it hump day

Not sure if serious.....

m3ray · 11-12-2014, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NickBlaine

Not sure if serious.....

Well I have an idea. I am guessing its in the middle of the week so its called hump day. Still sounds stupid to me though.

Billup · 11-12-2014, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by m3ray

Well I have an idea. I am guessing its in the middle of the week so its called hump day. Still sounds stupid to me though.

Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would parish.

Thus "Hump" day.

m3ray · 11-12-2014, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would parish.

Thus "Hump" day.

Is that true? I should know this then.

M_Six · 11-12-2014, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would parish.

Thus "Hump" day.

So if they missed the landmark, they'd end up in Louisiana, eh? Always wondered why they have parishes instead of counties. Learn something new every day.

TrevorM3 · 11-12-2014, 06:40 PM

i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers.

Like 394.94 annoys me.

I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol

M_Six · 11-12-2014, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TrevorM3

i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers.

Like 394.94 annoys me.

I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol

I drive Wifey nuts clicking the gas pump up to a full dollar or at least to the nearest $0.50. She just doesn't understand...

kscarrol · 11-12-2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would perish.

Thus "Hump" day.

You have been issued a citation by the Internet Police!

See correction above...

2011CrazE89 · 11-12-2014, 07:02 PM

When you're doing 75. I mean 55 *cough* and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.

squishy · 11-12-2014, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When you're doing 75. I mean 55 *cough* and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.

GB-335xiCoupe · 11-12-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TrevorM3

i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers.

Like 394.94 annoys me.

I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol

Along the same lines, PENNIES piss me off! What a useless coin. I get rid of them "as soon as practicable"!

Joekerr · 11-12-2014, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

Along the same lines, PENNIES piss me off! What a useless coin. I get rid of them "as soon as practicable"!

We already got rid of pennies.

Funny thing though, on the first quick scan, "pennies" is not what I read. Which is why I read it again.

m3ray · 11-12-2014, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When you're doing 105. I mean 55 *cough* and you sneeze. You blink and hope not to die.

Fixed that.

squishy · 11-13-2014, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When you're doing 75. I mean 55 *cough* and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.

The first time I read this, I thought it said, "When you're 75 [years old]...".

I lol'd my ass off.

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TrevorM3 Banned 3298 Rep 8,080 Posts Drives: 6.3 AMG Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0)	i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers. Like 394.94 annoys me. I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol
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2011CrazE89 Moved on 136 Rep 166 Posts Drives: 2011 Z430i & 2015 MB C300 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0)	When you're doing 75. I mean 55 cough and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.
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