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      10-26-2015, 06:58 PM   #1277
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I never, ever get hit on in person, now that I think about it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention

Sorry to hear that. Maybe guys are too intimidated to approach.
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Sorry to hear that. Maybe guys are too intimidated to approach.

If you are too hot you won't get hit on. I guarantee you that. Always have some noticeable flaws.
I would rather hit on 9.8/10 with noticeable flaws than 9.1/10 who doesn't.

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How the hell do you ladies fold your clothes. The shapes, they never line up, its like a damn jigsaw puzzle!

(More of a rant than a question as I got saddled with laundry duty for the first time in a long time)
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      10-26-2015, 07:51 PM   #1280
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How the hell do you ladies fold your clothes. The shapes, they never line up, its like a damn jigsaw puzzle!

(More of a rant than a question as I got saddled with laundry duty for the first time in a long time)
I don't fold clothes. Dresses, skirts and blouses are hung up, the rest are shoved in a drawer.
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      10-26-2015, 08:00 PM   #1281
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How the hell do you ladies fold your clothes. The shapes, they never line up, its like a damn jigsaw puzzle!

(More of a rant than a question as I got saddled with laundry duty for the first time in a long time)
I second this... I'm borderline OCD and my clothes are folded/hung up display status, but back when I had a lazy live-in girlfriend it was always a mystery... Until I found out that she just literally throws everything on the couch in the bedroom (but makes up for it by liberating more than just her bra after a hard day's work )... I'm only talking about the past as an example since my current girl also keeps a neat house [but we don't live together... yet]

OH, speaking of liberation, how do I convince my current girl to be an at-home nudist? (she waxes and is much cuter)
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      10-26-2015, 08:01 PM   #1282
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I never, ever get hit on in person, now that I think about it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention
Yeah, normally guys won't hit on a extremely hot girl because they think she probably has a boyfriend already or she's way out of their league. I know I don't, I don't have any problems talking to women but I know some women are way out of my reach, I mean 90% of white chicks prefer to date their own race, and I'm not going to bet 10% and get embarrassed.
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How the hell do you ladies fold your clothes. The shapes, they never line up, its like a damn jigsaw puzzle!

(More of a rant than a question as I got saddled with laundry duty for the first time in a long time)
I second this... I'm borderline OCD and my clothes are folded/hung up display status, but back when I had a lazy live-in girlfriend it was always a mystery (my current girl is also a neat freak but doesn't live over... Yet )... Until I found out that she just literally throws everything on the couch in the bedroom (but makes up for it by liberating more than just her bra after a hard day's work )

OH, speaking of liberation, how do I convince my current girl to be an at-home nudist? (she waxes and is much cuter)
Tell her the less clothes she wears, the less laundry there is to do.
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Tell her the less clothes she wears, the less laundry there is to do.
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How the hell do you ladies fold your clothes. The shapes, they never line up, its like a damn jigsaw puzzle!

(More of a rant than a question as I got saddled with laundry duty for the first time in a long time)
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I don't fold clothes. Dresses, skirts and blouses are hung up, the rest are shoved in a drawer.
The rest equals shorts, tank tops, socks and the unmentionables. I'm willing to get you at least give those shorts and tank tops at least a single fold. Also willing to bet you pair up socks. No?
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      10-26-2015, 08:50 PM   #1286
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How the hell do you ladies fold your clothes. The shapes, they never line up, its like a damn jigsaw puzzle!

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I don't fold clothes. Dresses, skirts and blouses are hung up, the rest are shoved in a drawer.
The rest equals shorts, tank tops, socks and the unmentionables. I'm willing to get you at least give those shorts and tank tops at least a single fold. Also willing to bet you pair up socks. No?
Nope. You're wrong. And I just bought 20 pairs of white socks and 20 pairs of black socks last week so that I don't have to pair them up. So there!
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What's one thing about being a girl that you would change and why?
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What's one thing about being a girl that you would change and why?
I wish I could pee standing up.
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I wish I could pee standing up.
Haha that's one of the things most girls have told me. So much more convenient!!
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What's one thing about being a girl that you would change and why?
I wish I could pee standing up.
There is a solution for that....at go-girl.com

Next!
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I wish I could pee standing up.
That and an ability to do laundry are my top two improvements I'd want in me.
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Nope. You're wrong. And I just bought 20 pairs of white socks and 20 pairs of black socks last week so that I don't have to pair them up. So there!
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That and an ability to do laundry are my top two improvements I'd want in me.
What is it about laundry that stumps people?
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What's one thing about being a girl that you would change and why?
I wish I could pee standing up, I wish I could eat tasteless foods, I wish I could stop taking other peoples problems and carrying them, I wish I had one of those cool names you immediately associate with someone cool like Clint or a Burt or Brad but nope, I got Karenina, which isn't such a happy figure.


But honestly I take too much of the worlds problems on myself and that pisses me off the most. Yesterday I went to buy ice cream for the kids and ended up going to three shops just so I could find a brand I approve. Halloween is coming and my issue is the wasted materials. I just really want to kick my own ass for being such a fucking dork all the time.
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Lies!!



What is it about laundry that stumps people?
I'm just a useless dork?!
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What's one thing about being a girl that you would change and why?
I wish I could pee standing up, I wish I could eat tasteless foods, I wish I could stop taking other peoples problems and carrying them, I wish I had one of those cool names you immediately associate with someone cool like Clint or a Burt or Brad but nope, I got Karenina, which isn't such a happy figure.


But honestly I take too much of the worlds problems on myself and that pisses me off the most. Yesterday I went to buy ice cream for the kids and ended up going to three shops just so I could find a brand I approve. Halloween is coming and my issue is the wasted materials. I just really want to kick my own ass for being such a fucking dork all the time.
Uhhh those are not girl problems. Those are Lups problems. I eat tasteless food all the time.
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Why do ladies wanna pay for dinner or pay for 1/2 of the date?
Is this some kinda bait?

(No it is not because they don't want 2nd date)
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Why do ladies wanna pay for dinner or pay for 1/2 of the date?
Is this some kinda bait?

(No it is not because they don't want 2nd date)
Either the girl doesn't want to look like a gold digger or maybe she doesn't really like you and feels bad that there won't be another date so she pays?
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Why do ladies wanna pay for dinner or pay for 1/2 of the date?
Is this some kinda bait?

(No it is not because they don't want 2nd date)
Either the girl doesn't want to look like a gold digger or maybe she doesn't really like you and feels bad that there won't be another date so she pays?
Or she just believes in paying her fair share.
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