[Mywifes335]

Bummer. Did you go for the close?

I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way.

Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bummer. Did you go for the close?

I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way.

Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.

Asked her what she was doing afterwards. She said something along the lines of company outing for the models. I asked for her digits, she nicely said against policy. I was like k. Bid her a nice day and moved on.

[Verbiage]

It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore.

Or one that learns the script well.

[Verbiage]

Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

DM pls.

this guy right here


Just come to LI..I'll show you in person

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear.

I cannot decide if this is like super deep or really stupid. I will select super deep, award you 1,000 points and you advance to the lightning round.

[Verbiage]

It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

[jtodd_fl]

I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

*strikes Verbiage with lighting*

bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

<insert "other dad's" evil emoji's here>

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience.

Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.

They do, it's called an exhaust pipe stuffed with a fleshlight. Happy? Just saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars by not needing a girlfriend.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.

Originally Posted by Axius

They do, it's called an exhaust pipe stuffed with a fleshlight. Happy? Just saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars by not needing a girlfriend.

I genuinely have no idea what I would do without you guys.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.

Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging

And if it is being used by a Sikh, is it then a Turbaned-Bro Charger?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And if it is being used by a Sikh, is it then a Turbaned-Bro Charger?

Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle.

[Aatish]

Exhaust clip

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Exhaust clip

Was I just Tariq-rolled?

Expected Sikh dude fucking a car... got something worse.... much worse.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Was I just Tariq-rolled?

Expected Sikh dude fucking a car... got something worse.... much worse.

I'm sure I could arrange that for you...I've got some horny Sikh friends...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Although I don't know you, it seemed promising based on your posts. Hope you're well.

For what it's worth, at least it was short-lived.

I'm not giving up on him just yet. We've talked every single day so far. Though it's getting less and less, perhaps he's just really busy or I need to find more things to do to occupy my time.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Sara504

perhaps he's just really busy or I need to find more things to do to occupy my time.

Perhaps you should spend some time with your offspring.