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      10-22-2015, 01:26 AM   #111
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Men are 87% more likely to be eaten by a shark, so no.
bimmette C5driver knows so much more about being a woman than we do....
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bimmette C5driver knows so much more about being a woman than we do....
Are you admitting that she's a better woman than you guys are?
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bimmette C5driver knows so much more about being a woman than we do....
Are you admitting that she's a better woman than you guys are?
Yes.
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      10-22-2015, 01:27 AM   #114
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bimmette C5driver knows so much more about being a woman than we do....
She's playing soccer or building a closet...
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Are you admitting that she's a better woman than you guys are?
Yes. And I've heard her talk about how nice her ass is. I can't compete.
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Then it'll help with the LADY when you get married.

Marriage sucks balls. Hubby goes out all night with his friends, then comes home reeking of beer, and then he wants sexytime...

Getting your ass kicked is good practice.
I wouldn't hold my breath on the whole marriage thing, we've lived together for over 10 years.

However all these beating leads me to my next question then. In general (OT men excluded of course) why do men tend to be bigger pussies than women when it comes to pain/sickness etc?
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Yes. And I've heard her talk about how nice her ass is. I can't compete.
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She's playing soccer or building a closet...
Don't typecast. She could be pouring bags of rocks.
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why do men tend to be bigger pussies than women when it comes to pain/sickness etc?
Ever try pushing a watermelon up your ass?
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Yes. And I've heard her talk about how nice her ass is. I can't compete.
Hmmm, maybe i'll have to look into that. Gotta love a woman who drives a Vette. They're typically like, 60, or a stripper. Experienced and easy to impress, sounds good.
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Don't typecast. She could be pouring bags of rocks.
Nah...she fucked up her back last time. She'll do a DIY on hiring small Mexicans.
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I thought this said find an erection.
Whatca got on your mind?


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is it true that all women want to be dominated in the bedroom, at least some of the time?
Ergo...cuff keys.
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Ever try pushing a watermelon up your ass?
Never in, sometimes out.
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I wouldn't hold my breath on the whole marriage thing, we've lived together for over 10 years.

However all these beating leads me to my next question then. In general (OT men excluded of course) why do men tend to be bigger pussies than women when it comes to pain/sickness etc?
I've wondered this, but might be a question for the dudes.
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From my experience, lots of top level women tend to go after mid packs. Avg job. Avg look. Avg stuff.

That being said, what is a line/point/bell curve which even hot+smart women would find a prey which they can get for sure? What determines it? Is it calculations? Just experiencing different type? Game theory app?
Penis size.
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Ever play with Elmer's glue as a kid?
I sniffed it and ate paint chips?
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Is that some weird question or a statement?
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Don't typecast. She could be pouring bags of rocks.
Nah...she fucked up her back last time. She'll do a DIY on hiring small Mexicans.
This is Canada. We don't have Mexicans here.
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Is that some weird question or a statement?
You asked a question and I answered was wondering what that tells you, my answer I mean.
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This is Canada. We don't have Mexicans here.
We will give you some
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