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08-19-2016, 10:59 AM | #112 |
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It's early but unanimous: You, lady, win the internet for the day. Congratulations!!!
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08-19-2016, 12:42 PM | #114 |
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I'm pleased with the progress this thread has made. I mean, the bar was set very low, anything would be an improvement from the first page, but still...I'm pleased.
Here's a legit question: Is there something more exciting or in some way better when you have a conversation in bed (with your partner) as opposed to having that exact same conversation when you were both awake (and say, sitting on the couch)? Because it drives me nuts - we'll sit there, watch some TV, maybe chat a little, but then, when all I want to do is sleep, that's when she wants to have discussions about the day, and all this other stuff. Now I just mentally schedule off the first 10-15 minutes. Is this common? |
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When a woman has an orgasm, it releases bonding hormones. Sex for us is probably (as a generalization) a more emotionally intimate experience. It makes us feel like we want to bond and cuddle and be close with you, including talking about our feelings and sharing what an asshole our boss is. |
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Yeah, the question is lame. Very, very lame.
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Yeah well, I didn't want kids, houses or stability... I think I'm one of those whos screwed life for you. I'm sorry.
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Hey Christmas is coming around again. Gotta make a stance early on. Sup bro?
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btw - it's been about a month...has a women's shelter somewhere received a donation from you in lieu of your attendance at what sounded like a fabulous party where you could have done a lot of good work? I don't need a receipt...your word will do. |
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Hasn't! I forgot about it! I did give a person who was leaving a shelter a tv, xbox, beds, carpers and a car, so will it be enough? I'm sorry, I forgot my promise. ![]()
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Why is there so much shed hair all over evreything? I pull the equivalent of a small animal out of my drain every morning after my fiancé showers??
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