"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true" - post yours

UncleWede · 03-07-2021, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Don't worry, catheters only come in small sizes.

Not according to my middle son. He got HAMMERED at senior prom as a freshman. Male Nurse told him "you were so drunk I put an adult catheter in your penis and you didn't even know". "No you didn't". "Go pee and then we'll discuss again"

Littlebear · 03-07-2021, 09:11 PM

That I deserve so many more 'likes' than you bastards give me!!!

MKSixer · 03-07-2021, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

That I deserve so many more 'likes' than you bastards give me!!!

Muhahahahaha!!!

MKSixer · 03-07-2021, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Why do I get the feeling MKSixer is getting ready to make an entrance?

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Use @ sign, to call MKSixer

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by Sara504

It's that small?

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

We don't have proof

How did I get embroiled in this clusterfuq?!?!!

F30lolz · 03-07-2021, 10:44 PM

I saw a spaceship back in August 2019 near Ft. Lauderdale around 2AM just hovering in silence. Looked to be about 1/2 the size of a football stadium just floating nearby with dim lights. Tried to take a pic with a potato but couldn’t focus. ET lives matter (as long as they’re paying their taxes).

TiMSport · 03-08-2021, 12:23 AM

After watching this video you will remember the lines:
"hey get that bitch outta here!", "dirty a** bitch" and "trailer park trash".

fiveohwblow · 03-08-2021, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

After watching this video you will remember the lines:
"hey get that bitch outta here!", "dirty a** bitch" and "trailer park trash".

My god this is embarrassing to have happened in my state. Especially if you knew that area, not generally the kind of clientele to get into a kerfuffle over luffa’s and Chinese soaps.

TiMSport · 03-08-2021, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

My god this is embarrassing to have happened in my state. Especially if you knew that area, not generally the kind of clientele to get into a kerfuffle over luffa’s and Chinese soaps.

That's in Scottsdale, right? I know what you mean. AZ certainly has gotten a lot of attention over the past year or so I must say

fiveohwblow · 03-08-2021, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

That's in Scottsdale, right? I know what you mean. AZ certainly has gotten a lot of attention over the past year or so I must say

Yes it is in Scottsdale. Ugh.

TiMSport · 03-08-2021, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Yes it is in Scottsdale. Ugh.

Lol. I have to admit the two um Caucasian customers were a bit trailer trash like. Can't help but think they were looking to cause trouble but who knows.

fiveohwblow · 03-08-2021, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. I have to admit the two um Caucasian customers were a bit trailer trash like. Can't help but think they were looking to cause trouble but who knows.

I’m guessing they were just “passing through”

TiMSport · 03-08-2021, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

I’m guessing they were just “passing through”

Exactly! Not fast enough.

King Rudi · 03-08-2021, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

The shelter has just announced that King Rudi and MKSixer have been de-wormed and vaccinated and are ready for adoption.

I'm not exactly sure what to say about this. Thanks?

MKSixer · 03-08-2021, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'm not exactly sure what to say about this. Thanks?

Exactly. Why us?

King Rudi · 03-08-2021, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Exactly. Why us?

I'm assuming lady killer vibes have been distinguished and we may be identified as dogs? Spit balling here. Curious to the original intent of such a comment myself.

MKSixer · 03-08-2021, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'm assuming lady killer vibes have been distinguished and we may be identified as dogs? Spit balling here. Curious to the original intent of such a comment myself.

That may be it but I'd rather have the actual answer than speculate.

Lady Jane, what gives? You're on the verge of hurting my one remaining feeling.

King Rudi · 03-08-2021, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

That may be it but I'd rather have the actual answer than speculate.

Lady Jane, what gives? You're on the verge of hurting my one remaining feeling.

You have a feeling left?

I used to love to tell women, "That would have probably hurt my feelings...if I had any."

cmyx6go · 03-08-2021, 10:00 AM

MKSixer King Rudi

I

you guys!

MKSixer · 03-08-2021, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

You have a feeling left?

I used to love to tell women, "That would have probably hurt my feelings...if I had any."

Just a very lonely and frayed one. It keeps me grounded!!

MKSixer · 03-08-2021, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

MKSixer King Rudi

I

you guys!

We

you too!

King Rudi · 03-08-2021, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

MKSixer King Rudi

I

you guys!

And we

you. It's a shame the three of us live so far apart.

Lady Jane · 03-08-2021, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

That may be it but I'd rather have the actual answer than speculate.

Lady Jane, what gives? You're on the verge of hurting my one remaining feeling.

How I view the two of you. Lovelorn little puppies. ♥

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