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      02-19-2010, 12:58 PM   #111
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The 14th day is just generalized on charts. Not everybodies hormone cycle is exactly the same, hence not everybody ovulates on exactly the 14th day.
you are reading my post wrong...

when a woman ovulates...if she is not pregnant, then she bleeds 14 days later...this is called the luteal phase

what is not constant is how many days it takes to ovulate...that is called the follicular phase...a normal follicular phase is anywhere from 7 to 21 days...this corresponds to a 21 to 35 day cycle

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      02-19-2010, 01:06 PM   #112
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you are reading my post wrong...

when a woman ovulates...if she is not pregnant, then she bleeds 14 days later...this is called the luteal phase

what is not constant is how many days it takes to ovulate...that is called the follicular phase...a normal follicular phase is anywhere from 7 to 21 days...this corresponds to a 21 to 35 day cycle


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Wait until the Redzone is done... the viscosity and slip additive factor is bad during that time.

Yes... I'm comparing it to car fluids!
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      02-19-2010, 04:00 PM   #114
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I'm a girl and I wont have sex on my period. Thats just gross.
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      02-19-2010, 04:38 PM   #115
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My ex used to say she was hornier during that time of the month
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My ex used to say she was hornier during that time of the month
That's actually true.
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That's actually true.

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you are reading my post wrong...

when a woman ovulates...if she is not pregnant, then she bleeds 14 days later...this is called the luteal phase

what is not constant is how many days it takes to ovulate...that is called the follicular phase...a normal follicular phase is anywhere from 7 to 21 days...this corresponds to a 21 to 35 day cycle


This sounds very informative

but I need to read it in the morning

cause i doesn't make sense to me right now..
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      02-20-2010, 02:02 PM   #120
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This sounds very informative

but I need to read it in the morning

cause i doesn't make sense to me right now..
Sorry, it is wordy...I'll try to clean it up...

The first day that a woman bleeds is day #1 of her cycle. A normal period is from 3 to 7 days. A woman will ovulate anywhere from day #7 to #21. Most women that have 28 day cycles ovulate on day #14. But it varies from woman to woman and month to month. This part of the cycles is called the follicular phase because the ovary is growing the dominant follicle (or egg).

If she does not get pregnant (most women are more interested in sex around ovulation) then she will bleed 14 days after ovulation. This is called the luteal phase. This is when they start getting PMS (premenstrual syndrome) that peaks with the onset of the menses and then goes away.

So...if ovulates on day #7 = 21 day cycle...if on day #14 (most women) then 28 day cycle...and if up to day #21 = 35 day cycle...
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      02-20-2010, 03:42 PM   #121
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      02-21-2010, 12:35 PM   #122
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You guys missed my quote, so I'll post it again.

When the river runs red, take the dirt trail.

Did no one else think to do this?
I just wondered upon the dirt path in my young relationship. So next time her friend Flow comes by to visit will be EPIC.

ideliver I have to send you a PM
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      02-22-2010, 12:36 AM   #123
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i just hit it! period done tmr WOOT
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      02-22-2010, 01:19 PM   #125
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so this would be the dyno of the female anatomy.. interesting. look at the peak boost.
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      02-22-2010, 01:48 PM   #126
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      02-25-2010, 08:05 PM   #127
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Few thoughts come to mind:
- All girls who responded smartly said no way. This leads to my next point.
- OP, who the hell are you dating man?
- Don't argue with a doc ('ideliver' should ring a bell)
- There're a bunch of sick MoFos here .
Good evening gang.
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      02-25-2010, 10:51 PM   #129
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I hit it, only if it's light though and only if we're comfortable with each other. It's a little blood and ends up being dry anyways. Girls are usually more horny then too.

Spool you had be laughing out loud man
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i'm only kidding btw...i don't really eat it on their periods...i'd hit it all day long though, just get a black t shirt and put it under her and ur set...just make sure you wash ur cock good afterwards...esp the asian ones that are uncut...cuz the blood get stuck between ur foreskin and smells like rotting flesh after a couple days...trust me
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i'm only kidding btw...i don't really eat it on their periods...i'd hit it all day long though, just get a black t shirt and put it under her and ur set...just make sure you wash ur cock good afterwards...esp the asian ones that are uncut...cuz the blood get stuck between ur foreskin and smells like rotting flesh after a couple days...trust me
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i'm only kidding btw...i don't really eat it on their periods...i'd hit it all day long though, just get a black t shirt and put it under her and ur set...just make sure you wash ur cock good afterwards...esp the asian ones that are uncut...cuz the blood get stuck between ur foreskin and smells like rotting flesh after a couple days...trust me
OMFG! that is so wrong on so many levels...

its called circumcision - look into it.
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