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      11-20-2014, 04:01 PM   #1431
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I'm a tooling engineer, and I must work from whenever I go in, until whenever I decide to leave. It's bullshit. I go in late and leave early, then I write myself up, then I have to deal with Billup HR, and that guy is a real fucking dick trust me.

I left at 2pm today, because the internet was going slow and I had to poop.
Do you hate your boss? You should invite him out for drinks, let him get drunk and make an ass of himself. That'll teach you eerr...him.
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Do you hate your boss? You should invite him out for drinks, let him get drunk and make an ass of himself. That'll teach you eerr...him.
haha and set him up with that tranny
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haha and set him up with that tranny
Suck her off. That'll teach her.

What are we talking about again?
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That is a disturbing mental image.
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Do you hate your boss? You should invite him out for drinks, let him get drunk and make an ass of himself. That'll teach you eerr...him.
my boss is a real dickhead. He gets drunk, trips over himself on public sidewalks, chats up chicks then proceeds to hit on their friends standing next to them.


Trust me, that guy is a piece of work.
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haha and set him up with that tranny
I liked you for the longest time until this comment.


I will NEVER associate myself with a TRANNY that I don't find on my own damn time.
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I liked you for the longest time until this comment.


I will NEVER associate myself with a TRANNY that I don't find on my own damn time.
lol but this one is for your boss, billup!
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Im fucking high as a kite right now and just walked into a wall at work


I couldnt find my Midol this am so I remembered I had prescription drugs (for pain) from when I gave birth 4 months ago. Didnt read the label (since I never even opened the bottle. Birth didnt hurt at all afterwards) Just popped two in my mouth. I feel drunk without the woozines. Read the label about 10 minutes ago....Take 1 pill every 8 hours as needed for pain. Do not exceed 3 pills in a day. Holy fuck, now I know why. I dont feel a fucking thing. I feel FANTASTIC!!!!!!
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      11-21-2014, 10:23 AM   #1440
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When my daughter is dressed in all pink with a bow in her hair and someone tells me my son is adorable. Fucking idiots.
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      11-21-2014, 10:26 AM   #1441
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When my daughter is dressed in all pink with a bow in her hair and someone tells me my son is adorable. Fucking idiots.
awww I have a daughter too!!!! How old is yours?

This is mine.
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Im fucking high as a kite right now and just walked into a wall at work


I couldnt find my Midol this am so I remembered I had prescription drugs (for pain) from when I gave birth 4 months ago. Didnt read the label (since I never even opened the bottle. Birth didnt hurt at all afterwards) Just popped two in my mouth. I feel drunk without the woozines. Read the label about 10 minutes ago....Take 1 pill every 8 hours as needed for pain. Do not exceed 3 pills in a day. Holy fuck, now I know why. I dont feel a fucking thing. I feel FANTASTIC!!!!!!
This is why people get so easily addicted to Vicodin. There was a moment in time where I was on Vicodin for quite some time, and every day was like walking on the clouds. Except I never followed the rules on the label.


It also made me clean a lot. More than normal. I'd clean things I never felt the need to clean. Truly amazing.
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This is why people get so easily addicted to Vicodin. There was a moment in time where I was on Vicodin for quite some time, and every day was like walking on the clouds. Except I never followed the rules on the label.


It also made me clean a lot. More than normal. I'd clean things I never felt the need to clean. Truly amazing.
I cleaned too!!! I literally just finished lysoling and wiping every in the my office. The desk, the computer, my phone,. etc


I hope I dont kill my liver

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I cleaned too!!! I literally just finished lysoling and wiping every in the my office. The desk, the computer, my phone,. etc


I hope I dont kill my liver
Not sure why, but it invokes some serious OCD. I pulled my entertainment system apart, literally in pieces, to clean the dust completely out of the crevices and corners that nobody would otherwise ever see. Makes no sense at all.

LOL, you're small journey is barely a pebble in killing your liver. I'm sure you'll be just fine.
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Ha... I just read the other side of the label... Take with food...nope didnt do that either.

I read the same label 5 times before giving something new to my daughter yet I dont even glance for myself. Is that normal?
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Ha... I just read the other side of the label... Take with food...nope didnt do that either.

I read the same label 5 times before giving something new to my daughter yet I dont even glance for myself. Is that normal?
Very normal. She's your first child right? You're mindset might change if you have a second. lol
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When my daughter is dressed in all pink with a bow in her hair and someone tells me my son is adorable. Fucking idiots.
My son insisted on wearing a dress to the park one day since he's trying to hit on their tutor. I saw it as a photo opportunity.

A few days ago he wanted a baseball cap and I made him clean his room four times before he got to buy one. The kiddo was trying them on and finally picked one and told me girls will think he's cute.

Thank god I have the dress pics. That dude is going to be trouble.
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      11-21-2014, 11:40 AM   #1448
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Very normal. She's your first child right? You're mindset might change if you have a second. lol
Im seriously like Momma Bear with her. No one can hold her, get near her, nothing. I screamed at a lady at a traffic light for tail gating me about two weeks ago when my daughter was in the car with me.

On Tuesday of this week I called the police because it was 8pm and I was upstairs home alone with her and someone kept ringing my doorbell. The first two times I went downstairs and no one was there. It rang again, I told the officer over the phone, Im not going down stairs. Im not expecting anyone and I am armed. Please patrol my street a few times tonight. I saw 4 cop cars driving down my street in less than 10 minutes and throughout the night. Very appreciative for my community.

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Im seriously like Momma Bear with her. No one can hold her, get near her, nothing. I screamed at a lady at a traffic light for tail gating me about two weeks ago when my daughter was in the car with me.

On Tuesday of this week I called the police because it was 8pm and I was upstairs home alone with her and someone kept ringing my doorbell. The first two times I went downstairs and no one was there. It rang again, I told the officer over the phone, Im not going down stairs. Im not expecting anyone and I am armed. Please patrol my street a few times tonight. I saw 4 cop cars driving down my street in less than 10 minutes and throughout the night. Very appreciative for my community.
I had a feeling you would be one of those mothers. I sure hope you don't plan on suffocating her when she gets older, lol. JK. It's nice that you actually put in 150%, and I'm sure she will do the same when she grows up.

That's good. I've seen too many parents who don't give a shit about their kids. My ex's sister was one of them. Daughter is 6 and has a ton of silver covering her teeth, gets dolled up and leaves the daughter in the same clothes from the previous days, curses at her and the 11 year old son. Her and her husband constantly fight and start drama about shit. Feel terrible for those poor kids having to grow up around that crap. Great kids, too, but I seem a grim future for them.
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awww I have a daughter too!!!! How old is yours?

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16.5 months and we have a second due in May.
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