[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sara504

On Tuesday of this week I called the police because it was 8pm and I was upstairs home alone with her and someone kept ringing my doorbell. The first two times I went downstairs and no one was there. It rang again, I told the officer over the phone, Im not going down stairs. Im not expecting anyone and I am armed. Please patrol my street a few times tonight. I saw 4 cop cars driving down my street in less than 10 minutes and throughout the night. Very appreciative for my community.

Oh man...that was just Grimey...he was working up the courage to speak face to face and was only taking the advice of the forums.

And you called the cops on him...his confidence is back in the gutter now...have some pity on the poor guy! Maybe PM him your apologies

[DemolitionJim]

putting on the winter wheels and tires today. worst day of the year for me because it means that summer is officially over... damn it.

[finaloption]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

16.5 months and we have a second due in May.

don't take this the wrong way
you have a beautiful kid.. from this picture though, you can't be 100% sure

i just asked a co-worker that was passing by 'boy or girl' showing her this picture.. right away, she said boy..

[Rotorocious]

For some reason the baby months thing really pisses me off. I get it for under 1 year but after that it gets to meeeee.
I'm about 324 months

Found this pic during that search lol

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by finaloption

don't take this the wrong way
you have a beautiful kid.. from this picture though, you can't be 100% sure

i just asked a co-worker that was passing by 'boy or girl' showing her this picture.. right away, she said boy..

hahahah yeah I knew that when I put it up but it's the last "nice" picture I had handy. I know full well that it's hard to tell when they have short hair so the outfit is important. I'm talking about when she's head to toe pink...

Here's the little monster in action (last night) and in a more typical outfit:

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

For some reason the baby months thing really pisses me off. I get it for under 1 year but after that it gets to meeeee.
I'm about 324 months

Found this pic during that search lol

It stops at two years old. Before that, they grow and change so much that the smaller incriments are necessary.

[Billup]

When I moved to NC, I saw "Inspection" stations. Michigan, we could run open headers and have every check engine light on in the world and it didn't matter.

Well, I left work around 1pm today so I could start my weekend and drink. Well after I left the plant parking lot, a cop maybe 15 car lengths away is behind. Slowly catches up. I figure he's going to pass me. Gets in my left blindspot and turned his lights on.

My tags expired in July and my car is due for an inspection. All I said was "I from out of town". Still got a ticket.

[deadmn1337]

Originally Posted by Billup

When I moved to NC, I saw "Inspection" stations. Michigan, we could run open headers and have every check engine light on in the world and it didn't matter.

Well, I left work around 1pm today so I could start my weekend and drink. Well after I left the plant parking lot, a cop maybe 15 car lengths away is behind. Slowly catches up. I figure he's going to pass me. Gets in my left blindspot and turned his lights on.

My tags expired in July and my car is due for an inspection. All I said was "I from out of town". Still got a ticket.

At least it is only a fix it ticket!

[Nkc]

3 hour wait on a connecting flight and there's no smoking area in the airport. Fuck you Mauritius.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Nkc

3 hour wait on a connecting flight and there's no smoking area in the airport. Fuck you Mauritius.

Good time to quit.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Good time to quit.

I hear you bud. Really gotta quit traveling for work lol.

[NickBlaine]

Work 3 days building up a utilization report for 3 regions. Sent it last Wednesday. No reply until Friday at 2. Wants several things redone, and available by Monday afternoon.

Tells me my data is wrong on several sheets/tabs. My math is right.


WHY am I reporting to these people......

[GB-335xiCoupe]

Gets to me when they closed the Fuck thread. It was a great place to vent frustrations. No wonder my rep points went down.

[808@702]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Mercedes does and so does Honda (that I know of personally)

That's why I live in Hawaii! No time change, oh yeah plus the beach the hot girls the food the weather the golf the surf the hot girls the nightlife the strip clubs the luaus the surf the hot girls. Oh did I mention the hot girls?

[GB-335xiCoupe]

**Jealous** not talking to you ^^^ any more.

[MrPrena]

My kid just pooped on her pants!
what the....

I said something and about the punishment, and she goes.
"NO. NO. NO NO NO" rhymes.

I am going to go to McDonald for a coffee, and let her play at a McDonald playland for ONLY 5 minutes. That would really get her.

[justanotherdude]

Teeth brushing. My own doesn't bother me, but if I hear someone else brushing their teeth I have to get out of hearing distance haha. Drives me nuts and makes me cringe

[Billup]

So this happens pretty often, and it drives me off the wall.


When I call vendors or suppliers for things, and the person on the other end is either whispering or they are sitting 20 feet away from their phone. I ask them to speak up and they raise their voice half a decibel. Seriously? SPEAK THE FUCK UP!

[ASAP]

Requested a window seat on a plane... well I didn't get an aisle seat but it was also one of those seats where the windows skip. lol

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by Billup

So this happens pretty often, and it drives me off the wall.


When I call vendors or suppliers for things, and the person on the other end is either whispering or they are sitting 20 feet away from their phone. I ask them to speak up and they raise their voice half a decibel. Seriously? SPEAK THE FUCK UP!

I'm encountering more and more phone annoyances, especially as more people move to VoIP service providers. There's one support team I talk to that is right up the street but they sound like their on a sat phone in Kandahar. The delay is so fucking bad. Have you ever tried to be humorous when there's a delay? Ooooof!!

[MidwestGolfBum]

We are a reseller and the manufacturers that we work with have a pretty easily laid out discounting structure. Somehow it took me 4 tries to get the correct number from one of my manufacturers so I could order something. This shouldn't be my job to get the number right but somehow has become my job more and more lately.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

I'm encountering more and more phone annoyances, especially as more people move to VoIP service providers. There's one support team I talk to that is right up the street but they sound like their on a sat phone in Kandahar. The delay is so fucking bad. Have you ever tried to be humorous when there's a delay? Ooooof!!

I've had some pretty bad misconceptions over the tele. First time it happened, a gentleman in Germany thought I said "I'm high", when I said "I'm going to need MQL high polish". He started talking about Amsterdam and getting stoned.