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      11-01-2014, 11:31 AM   #133
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Hahaha! So you wish looks didn't matter yet you are sitting here rating girls by their appearance? Now that you can get an "8", are you still gonna go for the "6"?
IN DA FACE!

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      11-01-2014, 01:19 PM   #134
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I don't rate women by appearance, I rate women on how they work it. THAT is a true show of character. Looks are so materialistic. You know, for anything less than an 8 that is.
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      11-01-2014, 01:35 PM   #135
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You want to know my favorite pickup line?

"Hey, my name is Will, I usually don't do this but you look absolutely stunning tonight and I jusssttt hadddd to come tell you in case you didn't know."
I have said something similar to this a few times before. One time I had a girl tell me "you say you usually don't do this but that was pretty ballsy. I like that." I mean, who doesn't like being complimented on right?
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      11-01-2014, 01:39 PM   #136
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I swear to you, when I start my cut in March, I'm just gonna walk around in public shirtless and let the 9s come to me...

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      11-02-2014, 03:44 AM   #137
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Change your name from Yawar to something normal.
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      11-02-2014, 03:58 AM   #138
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OP is not a troll by any chance is he.
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      11-02-2014, 04:04 AM   #139
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OP is not a troll by any chance is he.
I was actually wondering that today too when I realized he's only been on the board a week.
He goes from not knowing how to talk to girls to suddenly attracting 8s? Hmmm

(Edit: sorry, ignore my blonde moment, he's not new)
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      11-02-2014, 07:03 AM   #140
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Squishy's been here for a while
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      11-02-2014, 07:19 AM   #141
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I was actually wondering that today too when I realized he's only been on the board a week.
He goes from not knowing how to talk to girls to suddenly attracting 8s? Hmmm
Only a week? I've been here since November 2013...

And who said I didn't know how to talk to girls? Haven't said that even once in my posts, you guys just assumed it...I know how to start coversations, but I just didn't have any luck getting women to respond once I actually got their numbers...
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      11-02-2014, 08:46 AM   #142
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It's the confidence.
You could have not changed at all but your thinking/attitude is different and it will attract people. You could look like Brad Pitt but if you feel like a loser then not even the 5s and 6s will be attracted to you.
It's all pretty superficial.
The smartest guy I know chooses the ugliest chicks.. but I don't pretend to understand it.
Squishy, I doubt anyone can see how much muscle you actualy grew in a few months, but I bet you stand straight and act like you own the world. That's the key.
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      11-02-2014, 09:19 AM   #143
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Some of your posts are pretty retarded squishy but I grasp your actually a nice genuine guy.You go get emm.
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Some of your posts are pretty retarded squishy but I grasp your actually a nice genuine guy.You go get emm.
Retarded is what keeps OT going.
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I was actually wondering that today too when I realized he's only been on the board a week.
He goes from not knowing how to talk to girls to suddenly attracting 8s? Hmmm
Only a week? I've been here since November 2013...

And who said I didn't know how to talk to girls? Haven't said that even once in my posts, you guys just assumed it...I know how to start coversations, but I just didn't have any luck getting women to respond once I actually got their numbers...
Omg, sorry, my mistake! I think I saw the original post date and had that in my head. I knew you'd been around for awhile.
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      11-02-2014, 04:41 PM   #146
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It's the confidence.
You could have not changed at all but your thinking/attitude is different and it will attract people. You could look like Brad Pitt but if you feel like a loser then not even the 5s and 6s will be attracted to you.
It's all pretty superficial.
The smartest guy I know chooses the ugliest chicks.. but I don't pretend to understand it.
Squishy, I doubt anyone can see how much muscle you actualy grew in a few months, but I bet you stand straight and act like you own the world. That's the key.
Now if only @grimlock would start taking his own advice. Bro, you're in Hong Kong. Slay that Asian p*ssy!
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      11-02-2014, 04:47 PM   #147
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Retarded is what keeps OT going.
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      11-03-2014, 06:48 AM   #148
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Now if only @grimlock would start taking his own advice. Bro, you're in Hong Kong. Slay that Asian p*ssy!
I have no excuse.. I should listen to my own advice.
I feel like bringing up moral objections to p*ssy slaying now, can I?
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      11-04-2014, 06:34 PM   #149
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Only a week? I've been here since November 2013...

And who said I didn't know how to talk to girls? Haven't said that even once in my posts, you guys just assumed it...I know how to start coversations, but I just didn't have any luck getting women to respond once I actually got their numbers...
Settle down Yawar. You don't want to upset your stomach.
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Settle down Yawar. You don't want to upset your stomach.
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      11-05-2014, 08:34 AM   #151
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Only a week? I've been here since November 2013...

And who said I didn't know how to talk to girls? Haven't said that even once in my posts, you guys just assumed it...I know how to start coversations, but I just didn't have any luck getting women to respond once I actually got their numbers...
Only a year? Newb.
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      11-05-2014, 08:59 AM   #152
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Only a year? Newb.
Yeah yeah I'm gettin there
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