The stupidest things we did to get laid....

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by shoei

Hey girl... how you doing today??

Im fine! Yes, fine!!!

Seven birthday parties tomorrow. I don't give a fuck about my aging friend but apparently I need to be nice towards the other moms...

So ask that again and I will kill you.

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ok...good clean-up.

I'm just glad you don't look anything like shoei and doubly happy that you don't have his mental challenges.

Those he has. The man trusted me with his secret santa gift delivery and for a year now, he's like the only person I talk to.

A man like him who has no filters is a find. He doesn't actually like me but he's epic at tolerating me.

That "hey girl" was for MKSixer, now that her secret is out...

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 05:03 PM

Your time in the big house has you under the impression that everyone has been 'girled' like you have. The tossed salad man is only real in your life.

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Your time in the big house has you under the impression that everyone has been 'girled' like you have. The tossed salad man is only real in your life.

Don't be ashamed, MK... we all accept you as is...

Lups · 09-23-2016, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

That "hey girl" was for MKSixer, now that her secret is out...

Hey I've been bored out of my mind today (bp off topic explained). I'll just about answer for everything now...

And you wouldn't refer me as a girl. Balls and all.

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't be ashamed, MK... we all except you as is...

Ask Sara504 and bimmette .

I don't need to ask anyone about you. I can go to the nearest bathroom wall to keep up with your exploits.

And btw...what were the results from the tests?

bimmette · 09-23-2016, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't be ashamed, MK... we all except you as is...

Ask Sara504 and bimmette .

I don't need to ask anyone about you. I can go to the nearest bathroom wall to keep up with your exploits.

And btw...what were the results from the tests?

I vouch for her. She is really pretty. With green eyes too. I'm very jealous. She looks especially leggy getting in and out of the i8.

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't be ashamed, MK... we all except you as is...

Ask Sara504 and bimmette .

I don't need to ask anyone about you. I can go to the nearest bathroom wall to keep up with your exploits.

And btw...what were the results from the tests?

Damnit... Accept you... *sigh

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't be ashamed, MK... we all except you as is...

Ask Sara504 and bimmette .

I don't need to ask anyone about you. I can go to the nearest bathroom wall to keep up with your exploits.

And btw...what were the results from the tests?

Tests? Oh yeah that test... You're safe... You aren't pregnant so no worries...

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I vouch for her. She is really pretty. With green eyes too. I'm very jealous. She looks especially leggy getting in and out of the i8.

e' tu?

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Tests? Oh yeah that test... You're safe... You aren't pregnant so no worries...

Dolt...the test from your gerontology appt as well as your ID appt. Well, it doesn't matter since you have proven that you are addled since you think I'm a chick.

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Tests? Oh yeah that test... You're safe... You aren't pregnant so no worries...

Dolt...the test from your gerontology appt as well as your ID appt. Well, it doesn't matter since you have proven that you are addled since you think I'm a chick.

Uhhhh, if it quacks like a duck and it waddles like a duck, chances are good it is a duck??

Besides, we have confirmation from multiple people on here...

(When you babble on that I'm as old as you and I've been incarcerated, I believe the saying from your era is - "the shoe is now on the other foot..." In my era the say is - "ain't that about a bitch..." )

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Uhhhh, if it quacks like a duck and it waddles like a duck, chances are good it is a duck??

Besides, we have confirmation from multiple people on here...

(When you babble on that I'm as old as you and I've been incarcerated, I believe the saying from your era is - "the shoe is now on the other foot..." In my era the say is - "ain't that about a bitch..." )

Nice try but gender misidentification doesn't change the two facts I have provided for all of OT. Remember... ASBSECU E93 has confirmed your age on this very internet. So...nice try.

And I'm sincere about knowing how the rest of your tests went. I'm pulling for you, old chap.

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Uhhhh, if it quacks like a duck and it waddles like a duck, chances are good it is a duck??

Besides, we have confirmation from multiple people on here...

(When you babble on that I'm as old as you and I've been incarcerated, I believe the saying from your era is - "the shoe is now on the other foot..." In my era the say is - "ain't that about a bitch..." )

Nice try but gender misidentification doesn't change the two facts I have provided for all of OT. Remember... ASBSECU E93 has confirmed your age on this very internet. So...nice try.

And I'm sincere about knowing how the rest of your tests went. I'm pulling for you, old chap.

As I am as deeply concerned with you and your symptoms of menopause...

Lups · 09-23-2016, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Nice try but gender misidentification doesn't change the two facts I have provided for all of OT. Remember... ASBSECU E93 has confirmed your age on this very internet. So...nice try.

And I'm sincere about knowing how the rest of your tests went. I'm pulling for you, old chap.

Oh come on, old farts! Unlike abs and I those two asians age way better. Tara seriously looks 25.

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Nice try but gender misidentification doesn't change the two facts I have provided for all of OT. Remember... ASBSECU E93 has confirmed your age on this very internet. So...nice try.

And I'm sincere about knowing how the rest of your tests went. I'm pulling for you, old chap.

Oh come on, old farts! Unlike abs and I those two asians age way better. Tara seriously looks 25.

This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh come on, old farts! Unlike abs and I those two asians age way better. Tara seriously looks 25.

Thanks for confirming that shoei is old!!

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Originally Posted by shoei

This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...

Can you remember back that far? Oh...they upped the dose on your meds! BRAVO!!!

Lups · 09-23-2016, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...

Hey how about we share everything here while we are at this?! Fine, he won!!! Stop reminding me of it! And his hair is also better!

Okay, I got beaten. You're a shitty friend.

I hate you!

shoei · 09-23-2016, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh come on, old farts! Unlike abs and I those two asians age way better. Tara seriously looks 25.

Thanks for confirming that shoei is old!!

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Originally Posted by shoei

This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...

Can you remember back that far? Oh...they upped the dose on your meds! BRAVO!!!

Can you not read??!!! Instead of Botox and breast augmentation, maybe you should get your cataracts checked, honey...

Lups · 09-23-2016, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I vouch for her. She is really pretty. With green eyes too. I'm very jealous. She looks especially leggy getting in and out of the i8.

Us in the elderly ladies section shouldn't vouch for the young ones. What do we know about their tricks really?

And an i8. Come on... T you have a reputation here as a member of the v8 clan.

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Can you not read??!!! Instead of Botox and breast augmentation, maybe you should get your cataracts checked, honey...

Obvi you can't.
Did you mean this for Lups ? She's gonna kick your azz. Which will be bad news for you after your rounds with the tossed salad man. Good luck.

bimmette · 09-23-2016, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I vouch for her. She is really pretty. With green eyes too. I'm very jealous. She looks especially leggy getting in and out of the i8.

Us in the elderly ladies section shouldn't vouch for the young ones. What do we know about their tricks really?

And an i8. Come on... T you have a reputation here as a member of the v8 clan.

Nah I'll give her credit where credit is due. When I drove an i8 recently, she gave me tips on how to gracefully get in and out as it's not easy in a dress.

MKSixer · 09-23-2016, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Us in the elderly ladies section shouldn't vouch for the young ones. What do we know about their tricks really?

And an i8. Come on... T you have a reputation here as a member of the v8 clan.

i8, and V-10. That's how I roll.

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