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      02-26-2010, 12:14 PM   #133
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      02-26-2010, 12:25 PM   #134
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OMFG! that is so wrong on so many levels...

its called circumcision - look into it.


no, the extra foreskin gives me more girth...i keep it that way....i think i have a lot though, it reminds me of Arby's Roast Beef sandwich


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      02-26-2010, 12:53 PM   #135
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^ See now I feel gay cuz I ate at arbys last week thanks alot spool.
I have to go rent a lesbian porn now!!!!
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      02-26-2010, 01:08 PM   #136
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LMAO. this is some sick shit
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      02-26-2010, 01:44 PM   #137
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no, the extra foreskin gives me more girth...i keep it that way....i think i have a lot though, it reminds me of Arby's Roast Beef sandwich


lol if a millimeter of skin is helping you that much, you might have an issue there bud
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      02-26-2010, 01:47 PM   #138
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lol if a millimeter of skin is helping you that much, you might have an issue there bud


but it's not a millimeter, it's like whale blubber....im like a super jew, mad foreskin
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      02-26-2010, 01:49 PM   #139
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but it's not a millimeter, it's like whale blubber....im like a super jew, mad foreskin
LMAO thats jacked up dude..
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I think we need to start a new poll on whether or not spool has serious issues

I will say this u did make the best posts in this thread
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but it's not a millimeter, it's like whale blubber....im like a super jew, mad foreskin
wow spool, I don't think you've made a single comment on here that hasn't made me laugh...
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i'm only kidding btw...i don't really eat it on their periods...i'd hit it all day long though, just get a black t shirt and put it under her and ur set...just make sure you wash ur cock good afterwards...esp the asian ones that are uncut...cuz the blood get stuck between ur foreskin and smells like rotting flesh after a couple days...trust me
It's a good time to do some docking when you have some of that rotting flesh in there as well.
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      02-26-2010, 04:03 PM   #143
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i'm only kidding btw...i don't really eat it on their periods...i'd hit it all day long though, just get a black t shirt and put it under her and ur set...just make sure you wash ur cock good afterwards...esp the asian ones that are uncut...cuz the blood get stuck between ur foreskin and smells like rotting flesh after a couple days...trust me
And furthermore, Take a shower dude~!

your gunna get some Schegma lol
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And furthermore, Take a shower dude~!

your gunna get some Schegma lol
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      02-26-2010, 04:38 PM   #145
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Lol thanks, I missed an "m"
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im like a super jew
spool = the bear jew
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      02-26-2010, 05:23 PM   #147
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spool = the bear jew



haahahhha awesome, i love that movie...too bad Hugo Stigletz had to die, he's a beast
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i'm only kidding btw...i don't really eat it on their periods...i'd hit it all day long though, just get a black t shirt and put it under her and ur set...just make sure you wash ur cock good afterwards...esp the asian ones that are uncut...cuz the blood get stuck between ur foreskin and smells like rotting flesh after a couple days...trust me
ROFMAAOSDJASDASFSJIDASJS. OMG



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no, the extra foreskin gives me more girth...i keep it that way....i think i have a lot though, it reminds me of Arby's Roast Beef sandwich

LOL AT THE PICTURE. OMFG.

You just HAD to post the sandwich LMAO.


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lol if a millimeter of skin is helping you that much, you might have an issue there bud
What the hell have I been doing that kept me off the off topic discussion boards? This shit is ridiculous! I'm crying right now!
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surprise buttseks!
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F your girl, or your a...

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To actually answer the question, what's wrong with the high-sensitivity condoms?
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What the hell have I been doing that kept me off the off topic discussion boards? This shit is ridiculous! I'm crying right now![/QUOTE]

Oh youve been missing out lol
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Oh youve been missing out lol
Indeed. No more though
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I just had to bump this. ROFL.
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To actually answer the question, what's wrong with the high-sensitivity condoms?





Bah, that is an oxymoron imho
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